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Post a voice clip so I know what your problem is
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>>35021733
tumblr getting boring this time of night so infest this board with your cancer
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>>35021760
Write an actual fucking sentence you ridiculous creature.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S7ehQXxJUR
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Who /FormerChad/ here? 2017-02-22 10:08:49 Post No.35048546
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>Be me, 14
>Biggest chad in my school class
>15, lost my virginity
>16, already fucked 3 girls
>16, and three months later i have a girlfriend for six month
>17, start smoking because all the cool kids doing it
>17, Start somking cannabis
>17, Month later smoke cannabis and become addicted
>17, and fucked over 5 girls
>18 Cannabis is not enough anymore
>Take cocaine on weekends
>18 fucked over 7 girls
>18 Have a threesome with 2 girls
>Cocaine is not enough anymore
>Take LSD and become a drug addict
>19 I'm become slowly paranoid because of drugs
>19, I don't leave my house often anymore
>But I am still drug addicted
>20, It's getting worse and worse
>Get fear of people
>20, leave my house only once in a month
>21, lost all my friends because i don't want to meet with them anymore
>21, don't have friends and leave my house anymore
I'm 23 now and the biggest loser on earth. What do?
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uhhhh... maybe don't do those things and things will be ok?
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>>35048556
the problem is that I'm afraid to leave me house because social phobia.
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>>35048546
yep
quit drugs dummie
talk to family
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What does it feel like to be held by a guy?
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gay as fcuk
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>>35048210
Do you want to find out Anon?
Come by my place
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>>35048210
>What does it feel like to be held by a guy?
idk :/
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Am i living an anime?
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You are living faggot
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>>35048179
shit thread using it to test post
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I need my memes why does this shit not work
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Who /fatherless/ here?
Is it a meme?
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>>35048158
lul here's the image.
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The only part that hit me is poverty
But I'm a guy so most of it probably doesnt apply
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>>35048158
My dad left when I was a kid because he cheated on my mom
He's still around, I see him occasionally but he was never there when I actually needed him. He doesn't support us financially either, and my mom is dirt poor.
I've moved out since and don't really talk to either of my parents, but having to teach myself to be a man isn't exactly easy.
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>be me
>be sleepy
>get in bed
>get drowsy
>suddenly have to piss
>have to piss every fifteen minutes for two or three hours
WHY
WHY DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT EVERY NIGHT
I JUST WANT TO GET COMFY AND PASS OUT
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Same with me. Every time i try to search it up everyone says its some kind of prostate cancer or problems.
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>>35048157
could be the diabeetus creeping up or you drinking too much before you pass out
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>>35048157
Stop drinking water several hours before bed, drumpfkin.
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some sort of imouto thread 2017-02-22 08:18:28 Post No.35048126
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some sort of imouto thread
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Go tell your sister you love her.
Make sure to give her a hug too.(headpats are fine too)
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>>35048126
Is it safe to post now?
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Oh the roll one is up, nevermind
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l'm an only manchild
tea friends
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tea friends is pretty good
S m
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CAWWFEEE
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tea friends discord (no meanies allowed!)
https://discord.gg/qktyf
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>government doesn't want me to freely put what i want into my body
>government wants me to be a virgin
>government wants to take all of my money
>government wants to regulate my life
>government doesn't want me to be happy
>government wants to throw me into a cell if i don't obey like a good goy
JUST MAKE IT STOP
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>goy
>>>/pol/
Pre-emptive original content strike
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>>35045247
Republicans want smol government.
a government that takes your shit, fucks you up the ass and doesn't let you do what you want to your own body.
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>>35045501
But hey at least taxes for the richest people are low! That's true freedom.
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Jesus here, just wanted to remind you all that you will be held accountable for every. idle. word.
But I'll love you anyways.
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Jesus was a sandnigger. What does he know?
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>>35045225
Dead Kennedys. Good shit anon
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>>35045315
>I am governor Jerry Brown
>Jerry Brown is still governor
Really activated my almonds.
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GUYS IM GOING TO TALK TO HER, IM FOR REAL THIS TIME!
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE! I CANT MISS EVERY CHANCE I GET!
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>be in college
>was finally about to ask for a girl for her number
>been talking to her pretty much every day I had class with her
>as I'm walking to class, think about why she would ever do that, why she would ever choose me over anyone else, and how she'd just be wasting her time with me
>end up sitting in a different seat that day
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>>35045289
Just give up
origanal
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>>35045289
I already have her number I just need to talk to her. I can't keep pussying out.
>texting won't work for me.
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Blood Phobia / Emophobia thread. 2017-02-22 03:49:06 Post No.35045212
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Blood Phobia / Emophobia thread.
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I can't be the only one edition.
>Share your stories.
>Terrorize others.
Exposition should be the key to cure it.
I'll start with a greentext.
>Me, 20 years old male.
>I have to get vaccinated.
>Doctress is really kind with me.
>I tell her that I have 0 resistence against needles and blood.
>"Oh come on, you're a grown up man, you can do it"
>"Yes but..."
>She was late with her patient schedule probably.
>"Stand here anon, you'll not even feel it"
>I Look away. Hold up with all the strenght I have.
>"Done!"
>Tfw that wasn't that horrible.
>"Well doc you were kinda right I didn't felt anything"
>Look at the arm I got the shoot in.
>A single droplet of blood.
>I see it.
>It's running from the point I was pitched down on my arm.
>The horror.
>Doctress is already at the opposite side of the room doing her shit at the pc.
>Fuck.
>Everything starts spinning.
>Tunnel vision.
>Legs are weak.
>I try to limp towards the closest wall.
>I Faint for a couple of seconds.
>When I gain conciousness again, I'm on the ground
>I fell down against a lamp.
>The lamp has been smashed.
>The doctress tells me that's everything is fine.
>"Don't worry It's just a parasympathetic reaction"
>I didn't had the strenght to tell her to fuck off and that I had tell her that.
>She makes a nurse bring me a coffie and sugar.
>I did not had to pay for the lamp.
>I got a free coffie out of the situation.
Inb4: "man up boy waht are u autistic?"
>not rational
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>tfw /r9k/is apparently made by vampires
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have you ever looked at gore online? do you have this same physical response to digital blood? what about fake blood in movies?
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>>35046157
Guro is pretty much just disgusting. But not scary.
Online and in movies... It sometimes gives me some troubles but never to the "fainting" level.
It can make me feel uncomfortable and 'trigger' something irl, but only if it's really suggestive. Like IV bags, or scenes of syringes filling up with reds.
Usually the real problem is the thought of it flowing and running into veins/small tubes.
With "trigger" i meant that strange situation where terror takes you because you become self aware of the veins and the blood in your arms.
Once the thought is inside my head, it's kinda hard to push it away and the parasympathetic thing starts to kick in. Nausea, general weakness, they say i become pale as a ghost.
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mommy punched me in the face
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>>35045190
If by punched you mean fucked and by face you mean ass
Tell us how it happened
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>>35045190
>tfw my parents would constantly beat me from 7-15.
>mfw it actually disciplined me.
>mfw faggots against child abuse.
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>>35045236
>using 'mfw' without posting a picture and namefagging on top of that
Clearly they didn't hit you hard enough
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I laughed at a girl for being a rape victim after she insulted me and I told her, "I hope you get raped again"
3 weeks and some days later, she got gang raped by many guys.
Fast forward years later, my gf tells me her mother is abusive and that her mother's sister doesn't like her (my gf)
And that her cousin raped her twice when she was 9 (her maternal aunt's son)
So now, I am destroyed, pissed off every five minutes and never happy.
Since it happened in 2011, it was most likely filmed with a GoPro hidden under a pile of clothes and seen by many fags here.
Fucking great. I never asked for this shit.
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she was probably doing something to provoke that
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>>35045187
she probably deserved it.
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>>35045187
That's what you get for being an insensitive asshole. I hope you get gangraped to death, revived by paramedics, and gangraped to death again
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Hey anon, were going to visit to the local mosque and give them hell
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>>35045165
No can do cletus, I have dragon dildoing at 10, and self loathing at 11:30
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Still fucking traps cletus?
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He was a handsome man, shame he went mad