Any other robots getting ready for the best video game release in years? Already got my buffalo chicken pizza ordered on grubhub and three 2 liters of diet dr pepper in the fridge. game downloading on my ps4 as I'm typing. I can't wait.
Same here, my guy !!
It's gonna be so amazing.
>>34686422
>Samurai blonde geral of ryvia.
The fuck is this game?
>>34686653
Yea man! game is going to be the tits. It's about a white man who was a ship captain and got stranded in japan and became a samarui or someshit like that. But the game involves a bunch of japanese folklore enemies and bosses and it's going to be awesome. Gameplay heavily taken from dark souls and the art design of the game looks freakin sweet.
>inherit money and a large house
>literally never have to work, get my groceries delivered, just shitpost from wojak manor all day
its funny how i could've been born into poverty in india or some shit KEK
>>34686408
p. much the same here
life truly isn't fair
>>34686446i'm actually really poor and make these threads as a way to live out my fantasies desu, baka, i coudln't even keep it up for more than a minute
HAHAHA WAGEKEKS!
>>34686408
Buy me an steam game plzzz
Not shilling. I bought this book because I'm autistic and in the first five chapters I learned how to have interesting natural conversations. I figured some of my robots could use it.
>>34686355
i knew a sperg like you
he literally memorized PUA techniques like mathematical formulas
Now, good luck finding people who are capable of interest!
>>34686355
what did you learn babby?
corn bread
POST YOUR WAIFU HEART ROBOT ATTACK
>choosing a filthy 3d whore over pure 2d
Jenna is my permanent waifu
>>34686319
>>34687603
>3D
>Waifu
That's not how it works, idiots.
Have you ever walked up to a cute girl, whether its on campus or in public, and asked for her phone number?
How did it go?
>>34686249
Did it once.
She told me to message her, she was boring and stopped responding after a while, and I found out she was a whore later. I don't know when I'm going to break down and buy dakimakura.
>>34686249
No, I think that's incredibly rare in my country, just not part of the culture at all. People have one night stands from bars, but just approaching strangers in public would be considered very strange.
>>34686249
No, but I'm becoming tempted. There's a cute girl in my class and I literally have no idea how to approach her. I feel like it may come off weird though.
Alright. I just signed up with OKC. Share OKC stories and tell me if this shit works. I haven't posted a pic of myself and just have a pepe as my avatar.
whoops wrong webm!
obviously original
>>34686162
>just have a pepe as my avatar
You're not going to have any luck at all that way. If you post your face you at least have a glimpse of a chance of being taken seriously.
>>34686215
should it be a good picture? i took it on my laptop while sitting on a bed.
and it's my fault
how the fuck did your cat eat draino thats a liquid first of all and cats dont like industrial chemicals and shit
who cares get a new cat they're all the same
>>34686129
>tfw you pour spot remover on your dog and now he's gone
BRAAPPPAPPPPPPPP
What do?
>>34686109
call police and
>>34686207
Don't leave us hanging senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmNdF8Mdew
Advice thread, shilling antidepressants edition
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have any questions you want to ask, need some advice or just want to vent and get things off your chest for a bit, come post here. No such thing as a stupid question here, feel free to post whatever(:
>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeeee
You should probably lurk more.
>>34686170
Nah, I'm not a huge fan of that. Many /r9k/ users have massively different views to me, so rather than get frustrated and upset at some threads I figured I'd rather do something else instead.
should i start taking antidepressants?
How good is kissing? How good is getting blown? How good is sex?
>>34686062
>How good is kissing?
Imagine all of your dreams of holding hands, cuddling, and being told you are loved. Double that - that's kissing
>How good is getting blown?
Take the best fap you ever had, double that and then double it again - that's a BJ
>How good is sex?
Triple a BJ
>>34686062
Depends. I'd compare it to food. Most things are good, some just make the hunger go away for a few hours, and some things are so gross it's better to go hungry.
>>34686139
absorutery sinista
Why is my dick as tan as the rest of my body if I've never tanned it before?
>>34686018
Dicks tend to be a bit darker than the other skin.
It as in my dick
>>34686018
>>34686039
My dick is pretty pale
Medical fags I need your help. My right side of the crotch is always itchy and I don't know why. My left crotch between my balls and leg is find, it's just that my right crotch between my balls and legs is always super itchy. Not it has all scratch marks and crusty skin. WTF is this? I googled search and the only thing that came up was "jock itch" but it said jock itch goes away within weeks and I've had this itchy problem for about 4 months now.
shrooms you disgusting tub of lard, go see a doctor
t. no medical experience
>>34687031
please lurk more before using memes you dont know how to use
>>34687031
mushrooms in my crotch? are you serious or this was a joke
https://youtu.be/Mk4briOLrTQ
Have you seen this?
22 minutes in. Worth it or no? The trailer gave everything away. Is this all fluff?
this is so cringey
>autistic white male goes to india to be a pedophile
at least its not far from reality
>>34686071
the main character is really hard to watch
he's not even.. he's really autistic. no meme. and i don't know why they would pick him - can't tell if it's the acting or the character, or both. he is extremely obnoxious and annoying. i wouldn't be able to stand him.
>>34686071
thanks for the heads up, was feeling the same way. cringe. he isn't shit and so weird. tacky.
Non-robot here. This is a "truth about girls" thread.
We share greentext reports of real life. truestory.jpg
My ex-mother-in-law...
>divorced her husband in 1979.
>has collected alimony every month ever since.
>lived with, but never married, her attorney boyfriend until his death in 2014, cashing alimony checks the entire time, and to this day.
>now dates a retired Doctor. No marriage plans. still cashing those checks.
Her daughter, my ex-wife:
>has two fiances, each buying her a house.
I cant tell you your fears arent true. In my experience, women, overall, are___________(your posts go here)
>>34685916
Why do people here always act like it's the mother's fault that she's alone?
The father is a bigger cunt if he decided to leave his kid
what the hell is alimony
don't tell me
if you think about divorce you attract it
better to be in love
goodbye
stop teaching others evils
>>34685950
her fault for not using a rubber
organic
>tfw i refuse to date any woman how is lower than a 8/10
>>34685915
>tfw i refuse to date any women than has more than two dimensions
>tfw i refuse to date any woman how is lower than a 10/10
>>34685915
this unironically except the rating i apply to people is based on their thinkers