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S-stop bullying. It's okay to do whatever I want with a man I abducted in my own home.

>>37723438
So? Everyone knows beta guys are starved for sex, so it's almost like we are doing them a favor. Guy that act shy or submissive are basically asking for it. Sluts.

>>37723498
Jeez anon, stop hogging. You have to share with the rest of class.

Ypu are busy destroying it like any real robot would.

It 10 am over here and i have yet to sleep.

>Stepmom
>Girlfriends mom
Why are normies so afraid of incest? They cant even make a fake fantasy without adding these shitty tags onto it. Literally the point of an incest fetish is it being someone you are directly related to.

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>fake incest

kill yourself my good man

Don't sleep on your back

I use really loud music to cover my hallucinations. It doesn't stop them, but it's distracting and gets in the way.

>>37723358
You don't. They only get worse and worse until you get thrown into a prison for mentally disabled people like you, and you live the rest of your life as a potato that sucks tax money out of peoples' pockets. Have fun.

>>37723357
https://discordapp.com/invite/f4AHrx
here you go. we in VC right now

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brand spanking new server please help it get started

j2SqfU8

>>37723357
discord is full of normies and assholes
don't go there

switch over to bm/bf get some ass for days in your life

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>tfw no casca gf
feelsbadman, I'm sorry to hear about your sad porn adventures
hope it gets better

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Early morning bumperooski

>>37723225
I'll do my best kamina!

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

I've been on a pretty big journey of self improvement over the past two years.

I've spent a lot of time trying to fix my academic performance, and I finally have a certain path I want to go down for my Masters. I've been averaging 30~ hours a week at uni for the past few months. Supplemented with getting an overnight job.

On top of that i've lost 120lbs, dont do drugs anymore, play minimal vidya, got my licence etc

I'm trying anon, but all the motivation to do this has just been from anger. Despite performing well academically, I don't feel much, other than anger and a drive to do more, the same with all my other goals.

I think what will ultimately hinder me is my mental state, how can I start overcoming this?

>>37723064
They get to be a part of a community they still fit into and relate to.

T.non-virgin since before the board was even created

>>37723064
Easy fembot pussy lmao

What's in it for virgins?

hey qt whatchu doin this weekend
wanna bang?

I will, but only if you're that qt in pic related.
Otherwise you're a roastie and I refuse to let you mom-dom me.

Ill bite.

You insult people for being ugly, then flip and say that physical attractiveness is divorced from their quality as a person.

Which one is it famalam

I rel8 hard but definitely not as bad, sorry OP

> friends with new girl in class junior year of HS
> we get really flirty
> tell her about my anxiety
> constantly make up excuses for why I can't date her but she accepts me
> I tell her I want to just take it slow
> texting all night every night
> eventually calling
> tell her everything
> she tells me everything
> start talking to her irl a lot more, take her home from school one day and am super flirty in the car
> the next day she leaves me for another guy
> toogoodtobetrue.jpeg
> call her immature it was to leave on a whim and how hurt I was
> she basically plays the victim role, says I hurt her a lot in what I said but eventually blocks me on everything.

>tell her all my secrets
lol you fucked up

>>37722795
Continued 2/?

> apologize a million times, she just plays innocent victim
> she can basically ignore me since I mean nothing to her
> realize she used me for attention while she was still new at the school
> realize we really had nothing in common and she was a complete normie
> get over it, but she's informing me in class
> we had kept it a secret in class but people started learning from her what happened, so I tell my side of the story to my friends in the class
> basically one day she flipped out and wanted to be moved to a different table because of me and we got into a big fight
> no contact for a month after that but she's happy and I'm not
> apologize on the last day of school literally seconds after bell rang because I was going to die during summer if I hadn't said something
> she's super cool about it, and we start talking again
> flirty shit happens again
> literally 3 days later she says she still has feelings but she can't have a relationship with me


She really wanted my attention and she saw that I knew my mistake was taking it too slow the first time, and was afraid something would actually happen. Fuck her

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>>37722728
Nothing will change, my dude.

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>>37722728
{{{<<<[[[(((Grinberg)))]]]>>>}}}

post link pls ?

if real this is hilarious.

>>37722721
My manager would tell me that I need to be smiling more when I'm taking orders but then she takes order looking and sounding grumpy as fuck and at times with her phone in her hand. Fuck everything.

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>>37722721
Ragie-wagie in his slavie-cagie!

>roastie coworker
>"Smile :)"
>seeing her stupid face makes me scowl

Then don't drop out of high school you fucking retard.

>>37722645
Are you underage? Also high school is the best years of your life, things only get worse when you graduate.

Can you stay at school but also take up a vocational course/apprenticeship?

The daughter is the main attraction of single mothers

Few admit this

>>37722475
How old we talking about?

>>37722479
So people go into these relationships with prime pussy in mind from the get go?

>>37722449
I guess get hair porn more popular. That's hard to do, though.

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>>37722460
most porn stars have at least a little bit of bush now though

>>37722449
Whenever I've gone down on a woman with a full bush, it's bloody fucking annoying to have to wade through the hair.
Do you like having hair in your mouth or something? It drives me up the fucking wall.
I don't need a perfectly shaved pussy, just some trimming is fine to keep the hair out of my nose and mouth.
I don't get the allure of it, explain?

probably very inexpensive in relation to its volume and tastiness/10

>>37722344
That's a lot of food, fatass. It's like 4 meals worth of food. You better be sharing that shit with someone.

>>37722344

Anon, how can you fit all of this inside you? I'd feel full even with half of that soda.