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When did you realize BBC was your only salvation?
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>>37518952


I mean think about it, nobody wants you to fugg them. That only means YOU were the one meant to be fugg'd.
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>>37518975
technically correct

its social darwinism
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Trap here, fuck off niggers are disgusting desu

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FUCKING ELVEN MALE edition

It's that time again lads.

How is everyone holding up? Which eurocuck country are you in?

>London bridge is falling down
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/05/london-bridge-attack-latest-gunshots-heard-police-launch-fresh/

>No tech for you, britboi
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/brussels-drive-to-punish-uk-could-end-membership-of-eu-research

>Become european, goy
http://www.irishexaminer.com/viewpoints/analysis/why-we-must-radically-reinvent-europe-now-451495.html

Post any-other national / euro new you want to talk about. Farage / UKIP / Article 50 memes are welcome, just don't spam them.
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>>37518947
>How is everyone holding up? Which eurocuck country are you in?
doing good, from denmark
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alright i guess. im from the netherlands. only thing bothering me is the fact that my countrymen all seem to be faggots as soon as they come on 4chan, or at least the majority. glad they tend to keep that sort of shit to /int/ to some degree, though.
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>>37518947
>talk to fembot from europe
>she disappears like all the others
I'm not destined for happiness, am I?

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>tfw no nurturing dom gf to princess carry you
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>>37518860
>tfw no person who actually cares about you
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>>37518873
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
feelsbatman
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>tfw no loving pair boobs to plant my head in whilst the owner strokes my head and tells me that everything is going to be okay

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Robots post you're desktops.
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Comfyness is paramount
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Dual screens are life.
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>>37518768
>has cortana
xd

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Fembots, what are pyjama parties like?
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>>37518656
>fembot
>pyjama party
what are you thinking?
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>>37518656
watch log horizon S2
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>>37518656
Nothing too exciting. You'd have more fun becoming a pirate.
All we did all night was play games and eat junk food. I remember my last one we played card games for a majority of it then truth or dare.
I got my friend to lick off a dusty table.

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ITT: Things normies say that make you angry.
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>>37518642
Just be like chad.
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you need to move out
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"Asians are my favorite."

cept this came from a loser autist

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>see borderline qt girl sitting in a classroom alone on my way to bathroom
>She's studying on her laptop, headphones in
>piss
>she's still there
>no idea what I would even say
>go home
>wonder what I could have done

what would Chad do? Does he just barge in and say "ay want some fuck"? Everything I thought of saying seemed stupid. I had a half a mind to just walk in and say I thought she was cute and ask for her number. But I've done that before and it went bad.
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>>37518587
offer her a bowl of eggs and say she must eat them
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>>37518587
No. Chad is polite and has manners and doesn't women they clearly don't want to be bothered such as when they're wearing headphones
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>>37518587
>>wonder what I could have done
How about leave people alone you fucking rapist. You're not being "alpha" you're literally intruding on peoples space because you believe the world owes you a qt girl, but the reality is your're like all men, thirsty, desperate and a potential sex predator.

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Have you ever had sex on the first date?
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>>37518545
I had sex with my tinder date last night. It was our first date
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>>37518599
No one was fucking asking you chad
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>>37518599 Same for me, but does it count when we agreed on a fuckdate or is that easy mode?

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>have no friends or people who care about me
>meet some dude online and we become friends
>has high steam level and 80 friends
>claims to be just like me and a loner
>"haha none of them even talk to me lol xD"
>he gets comments daily and everyone seems to like him
>decided to play some mp game together
>play with him for 2 matches then he invites his friends in
>"sorry haha i don't usually play on this account but on an alt so people don't spam me with game requests lol xD hope you dont mind if i invite some"
>pull through that shit for a few hours then he gets bored and stops playing, so do his friends
>"god it's so tiring sometimes i wish people would just leave me alone sometimes you know lol.. x)"
>"anyway dude see ya im gonna go spend the day over at a friend haha it's been fun"
Fucking dumb cunts thinking they're having it bad or that they're loners when literally everyone likes them and pays a huge amount of attention to them.
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>>37518189
iktf anon originally
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>>37518189
This is why you avoid SFT, full of cancerous "lonely" friend collectors
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>>37518189
Yup,
people acting like they get it but it's fucking obvious they don't.
Seriously, just ditch those kinda toxic cunts.

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how do you deal with your insecurity around her and especially the fear of being cucked?
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>>37518176
You have to face your fears head on. Find yourself the most attractive, muscular, big dicked black guy you can find and bring him to her to give her the dick. If she refuses, then you have nothing to fear. If she chooses to fuck him, then you'll just have to accept it
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>>37518176
>robots with gf
What shitshow is this ? I hopw this is fucking bait.
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>>37518176
I have spent every second of the past 2 years with my girlfriend. I trust her anyway, but pretty much if she sees guys better than you she will cuck you. So just make her emotionally dependant on you and everything will work out.

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ITT: Music normies like
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that fucking despacito thing
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Gorillaz, not that Gorillaz is bad.
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>>37518174
>>37518163

Yeah I've been listening to reggaeton since 2007 and it is the normiest music ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

Bieber even did a remix of it

and there's this group of gay mexican beibers too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6wQOW9ihDA

Reggaeton used to be a lot dirtier and heavier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PWAaqTl6yg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9powu77WpDM

and if you even further back to the turn of the century it was pretty much old-school hip hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ogBQ9slX8c

>be asian.
>constantly rejected from tinder or any hookup social media sites.
>actively tried. Pretty hard to be social.
>won't even get a chance due to cursory windowshopping.
>only real interaction is with women who want token k-pop looking bfs.
>this sticks me back on route to do my major and just become more skilled at it.

Anyone can relate? Not trying to start an oppression olympics, but relationship wise, I'd rather move back to China to date. But I love my American freedoms, born here and consider it my home.

I hate being forced down one path by external sources. Guess that's just life.
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>>37517939
Why don't you just fuck the k-pop fans?
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>>37517939
It's not because you're Asian, it's because you're ugly.
If you weren't ugly, you wouldn't have as much trouble getting a date (hence why there's women who want their "k-pop looking bfs"). Yes, an attractive white guy would have it easier, but if he were ugly he would be in the same boat as you.
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>>37518020
>but if he were ugly he would be in the same boat as you.
Lmao wrong. Retard cumskins

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How do you approach girls at random in public places?
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>>37517887
>see a girl
>walk to her
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>>37517887
Why even do that in the first place?

You know, for most of human civilization fornication wasn't normal, you'd just marry a woman and fuck her for the rest of your life.That way aids couldn't exist.
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Are you Chad or at least Brad? If not keep your distance

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Your home is suddenly crawling with 50,000 black widow spiders EVERYWHERE.

What will you do in this situation?
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Only the female widow spider has clinically significant venom and

>females
>paying attention to me

I'm completely safe
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grab what's important and bail
call an exterminator afterwards
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>>37517875
Make sure every single one bites me. Die an extremely painful death and finally feel alive and happy for a few waking seconds

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anyone else feel like USA is turning into a 3rd world country...?
At worse, I fear it may become a second Brazil.
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>>37517836
Good thing
The perfidious Anglos are going to die
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>>37517872
I don't really see that as a good thing.
I'm non-white, but even I know that if all the whites disappear, then were are pretty much fucked.
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>>37517836
>turning into

It's already there if not even worse off than a lot of 3rd world countries, like how a good chunk of the populat is science-denying retards and/or Christfags, gun violence, child mortality rates, health care, roads and overall infrastructure, wealth disparity, etc.

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