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>>34767426
I've always hated porn. It's degenerate filth and smut that lines the pockets of greedy Jews.

Take the red pill and start jerking off to girls on Instagram.

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>tfw just got done with my fourth fap today

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Noporn is retarded, why deny yourself the pleasure of looking at naked women online if you can't in real life. I do nofap for months at a time but I always keep my testosterone high and lust satisfies by looking at sexy pictures, while I remain fully clothed and not touching myself

>>34767421
if they're prostitutes it doesn't count lol

>be skinny neet
>can't afford to go to the philippines
>acquire white gf instead since I go out quite a bit
>italian mommy tells me I can stay at her house forever
Feels good being EYE-TALIAN.

>>34767450
All women are prostitutes at heart, so your comment doesn't count.

bump because this is important

why would you try and co-opt the word counter-culture when everything it currently represents goes against every single one of your ideals

>>34767632
why did niggers co-opt the word nigger?

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>>34767335
baII sweat cologne

Act like they are insignificant to you, then their inbuilt Attention Seeking Magnets (TM) will switch on and bring you together.

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>>34767358
Only if you look like >>34767356 otherwise literally nothing happens if you aren't already attractive.

>he's an imageboard power user Chad

Fuck you. I can't even get a single (you).

>>34767261
Don't worry friend. I got you. Here your (you). And have a nice day!

>>34767253
Nice man feels good don't it

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>>34767230
Yup, i have a fear that some lunatics will drag me into the woods and record my gruesome murder like that 2 guys 1 hammer video

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>piss someone off on 4chan
>he pays a hitman 5 BTC to find me and take me out

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>>34767285
Just try not to look too homeless and you'll probably be fine. That shouldn't be too hard, should it?

A woman has a pussy already.

She doesn't need another one.

>>34767259
But that means she can have a practice pussy to stuff things into

>>34767225
Why do guys hate ugly chicks?

>>34767180
I'd honestly love to, but my current life is a lot easier and requires a lot less responsibility. Plus, I'm way too lazy to learn another language.

As a result, here I am, and here I'll stay.

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>tfw no qt japanese hafu polyglot daughteru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe-qj19LljI

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>>34767209
>I'd honestly love to, but my current life is a lot easier and requires a lot less responsibility. Plus, I'm way too lazy to learn another language.
>As a result, here I am, and here I'll stay.

I am semi-ironically thinking about moving to Japan for at least a few years

but I don't know how easy it would be to find a jap wife

>inb4 some double digit IQ military faggot comes into the thread and bitches about jap women

You ask /r9k/ if you have autistic personality disorder

>>34767166
make a fist with your hand
stick you thumb out like you do when you make a "thumbs up"
press your thumb to your chest for 5 seconds
press your thumb to your forehead for 10 seconds
lightly tap your thumb to your chin 15 times
if you taste salt you are gay
if you don't you are autistic as fuck.

>>34767222
signed in triplicate

???

What did you hope to accomplish by doing that? Why would you do it first and ask questions later?

>>34767130
That was way too much dude.. 10mg is considered a high dose.

I think you need to spend some time reading shit before you just go throwing something down

>>34767130
Call a doc. You're about to have a rough nite.

Relatable

oreginilio

>>34767076
my penis almost reaches my belly button

I don't know your american mumbo jumbo for measuring so I never know if I'm good or not

>>34767076
Well I'll be darned your thread is some certain kind of hilarious I reckon

>>34767045
A girl owning any kind of dildo is a red flag.

Yes.

Not original, but there doesn't need to be anything to explain.

>>34767045
Stuffing themselves with something larger than an average penis is a red flag, yeah. I bet before dildos were common girls enjoyed sex better.

>>34766991
Lia has always been my favorite, I like Morgan too.

Thomasin.

>>34766991
Lily looks like a young Jessica Lang. Also the live action Cinderella wasn't bad.

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>>34766983
adoption or surrogacy.......?

I know that feel, man. I just wanna take care of them when they're sick, cook for them, and teach them things.

>>34766983
>wanting kids

what do you think you're doing here, normalfriend?

I have such a strange certainty that there is life after death that I have used my certainty as a reserve of bravery in situations I would have otherwise been too socially awkward to act

my faith is not such I can approach QTs, but it is getting there

>muh atheism

yes to both. And I'd bet my life on it