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>tfw can't even get a husky

>>34914070
>tfw parents won't let me have kittens

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>can't make toast without burning it
>can't boil an egg without it being overcooked or too undercooked

>>34913880
Sorry dude. Maybe just go to bed earlier get plenty of sleepz

>>34914088
Other old people inside smoke. No windows.

I sit out of room to charge and phone post until 3 or 2 am.

The cycle ends when I die.
With luck

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>i just wany to sleep

Plenty of us do too. Don't worry anon, you're among friends here.

those spirits sound like a real pain in the ass

sounds like a hassle, you should leave her.

Those spirits sometimes block my shits

You gotta wait till they let you

You are a gay

End yourself

>>34913631
Thanks for the Pepe.

No Originaruu

>>34913647
Im so stressed

Yes of course. It's no biggie as long as you still have the appropriate number of credits

Is it past the add/drop deadline?

>>34913572
It's better to do well in three classes than do poorly in five

That being said, grad schools and some employers will care about courseload

>>34913559
well wojak on your image doesn't seem calm

>>34913559
I'm a mix. Calm and calculating, highly emotional, but with lots of rage and chaos under the surface.

I mean, this is wojak: the board

make something that will impress employers

>>34913562
Yeah but wont they ask me where i studied and my degrees ??

>>34913536
no wonder, you can't even fucking spell 'college'

dumbass

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>tfw you'll never have a husky and it howls while you play the trumpet

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bumping with gary coleman

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>>34913543
i feel u anon,
>one day

so go to a country with black people

like france

>>34913511
Being an expact is unrealistically expensive. The small international travel experience I have is enough to extrapolate.

Too lazy and dead inside to learn new language to function in another society.
Can barely do so in the one I am in now.

I figure the realistic projection is to just exist, dreaming of a simpler place till i'm ded

>>34913604
I was trying to bait the french

>>34913449
If done right it feels better desu, sex is overhyped too much as people expose themselves to tons of porn and they think it's like that
It really isn't. i got a god tier hand job and then blowjob and it was fucking amazing tho, sex is meh

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>there are actually normies who believe that sex feels even a fraction as good as food

>>34913449
wait desu turns into desu? i never knew that hahah

>>34913426
Who could possibly be behind this post?

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>>34913426
>Where do children come from
Really made me think....maybe the stork is not the one who brings them after all? Who knows....maybe once me and OP get older, like 12 or so, we will understand.

>>34913426
There has only ever been done one doctor measured study in Africa
Nigeria with 5.4"

>>34913414
just get a job. At least as a wagecuck you'll have money to buy shit you want

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just wait. wait, it will happen

ai will arrive and we will finally experience it. there will be no jobs, nothing but endless fire. society is incapable of functioning if people are not needed and robots do everything.

we will have the deep pleasure of watching it all burn. so its doesnt really matter what you do, but yes you are correct you are fucked, its horrible being a average/below average male in 2017

thats why we escape mentally and wait

>>34913748
wanna be my post end times companion?

just fucking do your work when its assigned dipshit

>>34913408
I was homeless and didn't have a computer when it was assigned, and I was enrolled in online school.

>>34913435
I suppose that'll do it. Good luck op

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Does anyone else have a weird obsession with wanting a husky? I'm not crazy or anything, I definitely want a husky, I just really wish I could have a husky, like a fluffy puppy with big paws and awoo and big ears to walk every day. Just seems so fun and cool to have a husky like that.

>>34913296
A G P
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>>34913296

>not transgender
>wants to be a woman

choose one

>>34913229
Fucking hell, you're out of control

Greentext or give more details. I need to know how this was done anon.

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>>34913229
Yeah, well, my daddy taught me a few things too. Like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hand.