ever since Gamergate and the 2016 US election we've gotten waves upon waves of newfags who don't lurk and act like this is just an extension of Reddit.
What the fuck can we do about this? They've changed this whole site so much it's unrecognizable
they stand out like sore thumbs
>xD
>I need this for research
>what is lurking?
>/r9k/ is satire
>/pol/ is satire
>4chan is satire
>LOL
>look at this youtube celebrity
>this story is fake what the fuck are Good Boy Points?
>guys look at this thread on reddit: reddit.com/newfaggot/whatever
when a girl posts it used to be tits or GTFO now its
>do you have skype
>do you have steam
>you're beautiful
they've come here and made no attempt at integrating into chan culture and now we're all paying the price
>>34848770
There's nothing that can be done and you just have to accept that. 4chgan is no different than reddit or facebook now.
>>34848770
This is like a metaphor for Europe
Never stop posting anime. Cutesy moeblob anime girls is the best reddit repellent. Posting gore is also effective, as well as telling them to kill themselves. We have to be persistent.
Guys I just edged for 6 hours and a few seconds after cumming my balls started to hurt really bad. It's 10 minutes later now and the pain is immense what the fuck do I do have I broken my balls?
you came so hard your balls crumpled in like a bag with all air sucked out
it take a little while to regain equilibrium so just tough it out
If it persists for an hour I'd go to an urgent care. They are doctors they won't make fun of you.
>>34848727
The nurses will rho.
Ive always thought about my parents as good people who were there for me when I needed them, but thinking back they never once gave me a life lesson.
Not once did they talk to me sincerely about anything important like the value of family, different personality traits and why some are better than others, how to make friends and keep them. Not once did they talk things through with me when in hindsight I must have been obviously unhappy in periods.
Not one single time did my dad talk to me about girls. Not once did he teach me stuff like changing car tires, took me and my brother out fishing, camping, hunting or any other guy stuff except on holidays where my mom and sister were also there.
Is this why Im a manchild now at 29? Im not a neet, I have a good education, a well paying job and many friends. But theres something missing, I come home after work and watch movies or twitch streams or play games or watch football. I dont have any ambition. Ive had some success with girls before but now theres only trash women who are hitting the wall hard left in my social circle and Im not even bothered trying to find anyone.
Can I blame my parents? (inb4 Its my fault etc)
Your parents probably could have done better but you're always your responsibility once you're an adult.
>>34848497
Anon don't blame your parents for all your problems. They probably did their best but they're still human. If you recognize these characteristics you have that you don't like then it's up to you to change them.
>>34848497
> Im not a neet, I have a good education, a well paying job and many friends.
Sounds like you turned out fine. Quit your bitching.
Any robots play and enjoy billiards? Seems to be the most robot sport possible. 9-ball is my jam.
Same here, I love pool. Who's your favorite player anon and what you play with? I got a Cuetec R360 for now.
>>34848502
I don't watch any live games or anything but I really should be. I only own an Everpoint cue, pretty standard starter.
>>34848590
Nice, you should watch guys like Shane Van Boening, Earl Strickland and Efren Reyes . Great players with great matches
Who else likes to be difficult for no reason? Pic related, my dad BTFO me in an argument about uni office hours and I decided to be a little shit instead of conceding. Feels good desu
>itt we disappoint our parents
>>34848475
god that's embarrassing
Wow, you really showed your father.
>ctrl+f
>no that guy thread
lets fix this
>that guy who always sat at the computer furthest away from the teacher to watch porn via a proxy
>that guy who never returns books to the library and gets away with it
>that guy who constantly picked on the quiet and passive teacher for three years until the teacher finally snaps and goes apeshit
>that guy that asked for the date EVERY FUCKING DAY
>that guy no one lends anything to because he either breaks or "forgets" to return it
>that guy who was silent and kept to himself in every class except for one, where he was hilarious
>that guy who sucked a nigger's dick in middle school during class
>>34848361
>that guy who bragged about going on /b/ and "le ebin 4chin meemees"
>that guy who hit his car into a bus because he was high
>that roastie who thought she was smarter than everyone else
I've eaten: an intel sticker, a post-it, a SIM card, an NFC chip, and keep absent-mindedly putting things like old phones in my mouth
heelp?
>>34848283
Stop eating electronics you crazy fuck
I always wondered why there are people who eat inedible shit like that. Like WHAT drives them to that?
include me in the screencap when someone asks OP to elaborate
D-day tomorrow arcanine. You have a date don't you?
please tell me you're not gonna sit home alone watching animayys and playing vidya
No, no anime; just the video games.
>>34848243
Yet again, my masterplan to save gift money is successful.
Another year, another dollar!
>>34848243
Have a date, but she's horribly sick with the flu. Already given her a card and flowers, but that's as far as the romance is going for a while. We were going to go see the Lego Batman movie and get dinner, but that's not happening since she's throwing up every couple of hours.
Guess I'll be joining the majority of you guys and nust watching porn tomorrow.
Does anyone know a good and cheap European country to live in? I have a lot of money saved up and I'd like to just NEET it up for a while, does anyone have experience with this?
I wonder what will be worse: America in 20 years, as niggers and spics take over everything, or Europe, where Sharia law is finally de facto everywhere but maybe France and Italy.
>>34848168
How much is "a lot?" How long are you planning on staying there? How high up on your list is safety? Is language going to be a huge issue? Why am I so pathetic? Would you consider living in a non-European country? Where are you from originally?
>>34848237
>How much is "a lot?"
Not that much I guess, I have a little under 10k euro.
>How long are you planning on staying there?
As long as possible, it would depend on how much the rent is.
>How high up on your list is safety?
Not very, but I don't want to deal with gross people.
>Is language going to be a huge issue?
It might be, I'd prefer somewhere English-speaking if there's anywhere really cheap.
>Why am I so pathetic?
I don't know.
>Would you consider living in a non-European country?
Yes but that seems more complicated. I also don't want to live somewhere really shitty like Africa or anything.
>Where are you from originally?
Norway.
Whenever you feel sad today.
Remember, he's watching down from heaven, keeping you safe.
nah
he's fucking a 10/10 blonde
that's every day for him in heaven
Protect me from roasties o great rodge
Church of Elliot Rodger is dying SAVE US SUPREME GENTLEMAN
Oooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if
Okie doke
>>34848134
ooga ooga booga booga?
I see you just got out of school.
>>34848134
i if if if
How do you look for an apartment when you're a 9-5 wagie?!
how do you fit the time?
Look for one after you get off and on your days off?
>>34848129
find them on websites like apartments.com or whatever, then check out the ones you were interested in on your off days
>>34848149
And then when do I schedule the apartment tour?
Why don't more robots like camping? All the peace and quiet seems like it would be appealing.
>>34848104
i've never done it
hah o r i g i n a l comment
there is no place far enough from any city that would give the impression of true solitary and being out in the woods. best I have is some flat boring forest where you can still hear cars nearby.
there is no way to go camping like in OPs picture in my country.
>>34848104
im afraid of bears and skinwalkers
Right: Handsome alpha chad.
Left: Disgusting, fat beta loser.
How can we even compete with Chads these days, /r9k/?
>alpha leader of the most powerful nation alive vs beta shitposting, muslim loving, feminist cuck
>>34848124
t. trumpturd in shambles after his beloved leader got embarrassed today
>>34848183
embarrassed by goofy ass trudeau who probably spent 5 hours practicing handshakes? while trump barely gave a shit who he was and just got things over with. please. trudeau was sucking up to him during the conference and going out of his way to not offend him in the slightest. he's a beta orbiter
Never had a job before. Can't imagine how horrible it must be, doing the same mundane thing for several hours at a time. Won't you get bored? Might be okay if you could listen to music, or read or something, but it seems like you're not allowed to do that.
i'd take the boredom, money and resume-filler over being unemployed with no employment history and the stigma that comes with that anyday
>>34848012
>Might be okay if you could listen to music, or read or something, but it seems like you're not allowed to do that
depends on the job. I've only had one job in my life. It was at an office and literally all I had to do was print stuff, stapple it and put archive it. It was repetitive and boring as fuck, but I was allowed to listen to music as long as the volumen wasn't high enough to bother anyone.
It was still hell though.
>>34848012
Depends on the job. I do two things, one of which requires my attention and is fairly fun, and the other of which is entirely solitary and I can listen to music. It makes me very happy actually. I tried HR for a little bit, and it was incredibly horrible. I couldn't remember everything and got very stressed out plus I did a shit job. Wasn't worth it for minimum wage so I quit. Also tried dish washing, waiting and shop floor work in my teens, and got fired from all of them. Some jobs are good, and some are hellish. Typically anything involving too much interaction and too many complex instructions are the ones to avoid.