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> me at zoo
> Me at the zoo
> Me At The Zoo
> I'm At The Zoo!
> My Day At The Zoo!!
> I WAS AT THE ZOO!!!
> GOING TO THE ZOO (PRANK)
> GOING TO THE ZOO PRANK (GONE WRONG)
> ZOO GONE WRONG (STORYTIME)
> I ALMOST DIED AT THE ZOO!!! (GRAPHIC)
> YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE ZOO (MUST SEE)
> I ALMOST DIED AT THE ZOO (GONE WRONG) (GONE WILD) (MUST SEE) (NEAR DEATH)
what the hell happened?
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>>38096355
The implementation of monetizing videos began YouTube's demise.
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>>38096355
you forgot
ME AT THE ZOO! (GONE SEXUAL) MUST WATCH
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HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S ME NORMIE CHAD 69 HERE TO CATER TO MY AUTISTIC 15 YEAR OLD FANBASE
Guys there's a giant star to the east. It's 3:53 am right now
WTF IS IT
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NIBIRU
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>38096328
YOU SEE IT TOO
FUCK ITS HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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It could be a planet like Jupiter or Venus, both appear very bright.
what are your methods for getting nudes, r9k?
assuming you already talk to the person a bit
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Assuming the girl is into you, ask for them. Tell her that you want her, be lascivious, and all that jazz. Ask her to tease first if she's uncomfortable.
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>>38096505
Could oneechan send those to me as well. Or could you ask her permission and then relay them?
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>>38096505
>oneechan sent me dressed as one of these
>i just asked her but i dunno if my big sister counts
Is she asian?
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I'm finally going to lose my virginity. I'm 22.
How do I find a prostitute on Craigslist?
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Trying to get sum fuk
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no fuck for me i guess :(
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>>38096273
One smol bump for you, I'm interested as well but don't know jackshit either.
I'm scared as fuck about the ambushes that sometimes happen a lo COPS style.
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>tfw no alt-girl gf
Can we stop pretending we hate alt girls? They're like... the majority of girls who post on 4chan.
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and want a meaty cock with a six pack aka chad
hope they get thrown acid and their face
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>>38096267
Yeah, like a gothic chad. Or a nerdy chad. Fucking roasties
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>>38096285
They really don't. I'm a slightly skinnyfat 6'1 white guy and I've fucked 5 of them.
can any robots who have moved out share their experience? I am supposed to move out but I am fucking terrified. I have 5-10K and am supposed to move across the country but I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
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I went from my mom's basement > owning my own house when I was 25.
It's basically the same except it costs way more money and I eat more shitty food and have gained weight.
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>>38096241
owning your own place would be pretty sweet.
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>>38096241
>Want yo move out
Found the normalfags
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Who else /ancient/ here? I've been posting on this website since 2005. If you're a fellow /ancient/ poster please come post in my thread!
Cut off for /ancient/ status is 2008, don't send me any [you's] regarding this.
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>>38096211
Newfag here. How has 4chan culture change overtime? Give a timeline of the great epochs. I started browsing only in 2013 and the dominant memes were already pepe/wojak.
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I've been posting since 2009 and I feel entitled to be part of your team
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yeah around 2008
>i was 12-13 at the time
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Lost my viginity to a girl, but she doesn't remember 2017-07-02 07:46:08 Post No.38096203
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Lost my viginity to a girl, but she doesn't remember
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>lost virginity to girl last year
>she tells me she has a bad memory and often doesn't recall events
>she said time is lucid and she doesn't have much of a timeline of anything.
>she can't work because of this and is on disability
>doesn't remember having sex with me last year
>gives me the general "be yourself" spiel
At this point am I still a virgin?
Also what's the deal with that.
The one girl who let me in gave me the be yourself spiel after forgetting she had sex with me four times last summer.
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No. You're free to leave /r9k/ if you wish now.
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Idk man if you put the benis into vagoo you're not a virgin
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>>38096203
She probably wants to forget about it. It's like Terra all over again.
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Bozanga
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Bic Runga
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WOW epic meme my friend! It's genuinely funny!
Get the fuck out.
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Bablingbuh gaglinguh kerlinda blaminpa zazinya balingda virginia
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>he spent four (4) years in college and couldn't even get laid
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>be railway track
>spend 4 years at train college
>still can't get laid
I think I'm just going to end it
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>>38096170
>30 year olds without a ring (well, the left one at least)
Now who's laughing
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>>38096170
that girl on the left is revolting dont post that picture here again bud that shit is nasty
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>be me
>19
>me and boyfriend are a cute yaoi couple
Why haven't you taken the gay pill yet /r9k/?
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stop pretending to be an anime boy you perv
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>>38096234
But it's true. Me and my boyfriend are basically a 3D yaoi couple. You sound sad and lonely. You know, I bet you'd have a much easier time finding someone if you searched for a guy.
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>>38096302
>much easier time if you're a fag
A lot of homos on r9k would disagree.
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Fuck off inspirobot!
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>>38096088
this bot seems quite redpilled actually
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realty
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>>38096191
BASED BOT
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>any time a poster hints at being female the thread then revolves around them with anons asking questions and showering them with attention and interest and encouragement that they wouldn't show to any random anon otherwise
>implying women can be robots
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>>38096026
It's the orbiting effect. It's the reason womyn are addicted to social media.
I wish we just banned womyn from using the site.
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>>38096026
It seems there are more of them on here than normal. Or maybe it's just the same few roasties posting over and over
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real live fembot here. AMA
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/pol/ + /r9k/ = pic related
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>no money for real school
>do shitty IT program
>porky imports pajeets to do job at slave labor
Fuck the liberal enablers
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>foreigners come and trash the community, litter parks faster than can be cleaned
>beg on the streets, nest up in public libraries and make noise
>somehow all this is my fault
Day of the rope when?
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Literal propaganda.
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ITT: Post an "accomplishment" that only fags on this website would find impressive or interesting.
>I saw Elliot's original manifesto post right before he went on his spree
Forget if I saw it on here or /b/.
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jessie slaughters dad told me he was going to call the internet police on me.
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>>38095977
>I saw Elliot's original manifesto post right before he went on his spree
I do find that a impressive actually. Did you reply to his thread? I would've wished him luck.
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>>38095977
I responded to the original "some of you guys are alright, don't go to xxx tomorrow" thread before that faggot went on his killing spree. It was posted right here on /r9k/