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Have you ever stood up to a big bully /r9k/?
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Yes. Too many of them.
I was a big guy (4u) in high school and eventually got expelled for beating up a bunch of the kids who picked on my nerdy anime club friends.
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Yes and the spic BROKE MY NOSE NOW I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING KIKE. I FELL FOR THE "STAND UP FOR YOURSELF AND THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE" MEME AND ALL IT DID WAS MAKE ME EVEN MORE HIDEOUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I stood up to the biggest bully of them all; God
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Does anyone here constantly forget/lose every single thing that's important? I get a prescription from my doctor and my parents are drug addicts so I can't leave it home and I lose it literally every day. Not a day in my life has gone by where I'm desperately scrambling and throwing shit all over the house trying to find shit I've lost. Every pair of sunglasses I use I drop and lose the first time I use them. I constantly lose coats and hoodies.
I forget to fill out forms, I miss doctors appointments everything I do pisses people off. I just don't want to be alive anymore it's so annoying being such a burden. I mean literally every fucking day I lose and forget shit and it's too hard not to
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yeah i used to be like that
cleaning up and staying organized helps, so does having an agenda
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Maybe you should keep a bullet journal. You might have ADD. This isn't normal.
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I'm feeling pretty suicidal tonight.Any advice beyond actually doing it?
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find your pipe, everyone must find their pipe
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Watch some nature documentaries on YouTube to distract yourself, that's my ace in the hole
Also look at happy pictures of your family
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>>35421693
mate, listen to fellow bots here, no reason to do it
you're gonna die anyway, and it's gonna come sooner then you think, time flies
just distract yourself with something, find some good art to enjoy
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Guys I have to go and to talk to a professor but Im so scared. Pls can I have a (You) of encouragement I really can't keep procrastinating on this.
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i know you can do it, its not gonna kill u
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>>35421689
Here you go OP. What's the situation? You'll be glad when you get it over with.
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Professors are people too. Many of them are a lot like us. I don't know what you need to talk about, but there's a good chance your professor will be a hell of a lot cooler and more understanding than you expect.
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how many of you guys have actual social anxiety?
got the prognosis a few years ago myself
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>>35421680
I am afraid to see a therapist
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>>35421680
well i havent left my room for 9 months and havent spoke to anyone.
>sit next to girl in theatre who has soft brown curly hair, glasses and is cute
>We hit it off before the movie she's smart interesting and interested in me
>We start talking Hayek and the road to serfdom
>I wake up
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>>35421677
What a corny ending. I am genuinely disappointed, Anon.
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Did you ask her number tho?
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Reminder that if a girl has ever seen you naked and didn't laugh or start screaming, you CANNOT be a robot.
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>>35421574
Reminder that if have reached to the point where a girl has ever seen you naked, you are not a robot
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>>35421602
Sorry but if you sperg out in public, strip all your clothes off, and start shitting (optional), you can still be a robot. That's why the qualifiers are there. Try to keep up, I'm the decider of who can and can't be a robot not you.
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>>35421621
well i'll be a black mans uncle
i never considered that.
you are right, i have much to learn
women like dick.
tells a lot about women desu.
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>>35421529
So you want to say that you don't like dick?
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yup women are pretty gay
How much pussy does PJW get?
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>>35421482
Probably none. Too busy btfoing the maine street meteor
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>>35421482
He prefers the vibrant gay scene!
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IGNORING ME IS NOT UH LUHGITIMATE FOAM OF PROTEST
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Anyone here ever live in a haunted house? I'm pretty sure the house we lived in from the from roughly 2004 to 2010, contributed to my robotdom.
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My flat that I lived in was haunted. Not by a ghost but a house spirit though, but basically the same effects as a poltergeist. Once I appeased it though, all the problems stopped.
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When I showered last night, I felt something touch my penis. I opened my eyes, not sure what I was expecting to see, but my heart was racing.
There was no one there when I opened my eyes. The door was still locked. I didn't hear anyone come in or out either.
This made me harder. I closed my eyes once more. I felt it touch me again. I kept my eyes closed and it started to fap me. This strange invisible entity was stroking me harder and harder.
I came with the force of a million rockets.
I do this everytime now that I need to fap.
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Was having sex the other day (reeeeeeeeee normie) on my bed when I heard/ felt somebody breathe into my ear. Fucking shit myself and jumped up because the girls head was on my left and it came from my right. Girlfriend git freaked out too because I turned white and was looking around for someone. Then we did doggy style
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what is the point of existing as a male at the bottom of the social totem pole?
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bottom of the pole, top of the pole it doesn't matter
none of it matters
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Anime, and vidya.
Or alcohol, and cigarettes.
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There isn't. You have to climb it.
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>met a qt on Omegle
>Got her Skype/Snap
>We camsex
>She's really into me and a total sub (got her to strip and masturbate and do nothing in return)
>She's only a few States away, very inexpensive by bus
I might actually make it bros
This could be it
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>>35421183
shes going to kill your heart.
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>>35421183
She camsexed you, a guy she doesn't even know, she will camsex other guys, whom she doesn't really know. Don't be a fucking idiot, go fuck her, and never talk to her again
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>>35421882
Exactly
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might aswell get the bus ticket to the free sex and ghost her.
Use condom nd look out for herpes if she kisses or bj you... gl anon
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why you wouldn't want to be Chad
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>you've spent thousands of hours on games and shitposting
>your entire sense of humor is either obscure reference that only other people like you would understand, or humor at another's expense that would be considered cruel by normals
>you've dedicated a shitload of time into all your interests, so even if you met a girl that had shared interests, her devotion to them would be so minimal in comparison, that it wouldn't matter
>almost all females are so different from you that you'll never be able to really get along with/appreciate their personalities
>they have weird morals and core beliefs that are silly and nonsensical to you
>they'll never be able to relate to you, and you'll never be able to relate to them
>there are a handful of females that are similar to you in interests/personality, but they would have such a big pool to choose from that they definitely wouldn't choose you
>the only thing you could really want a gf for is sex
>but once you've had sex, you realise it isn't that great, and you slowly lose any sexual drive you had left
>in the end, you feel just as shitty as before, except now you can't imagine how great it would be to be Chad and have girls, because being Chad sucks just as much if not more
desire is a wonderful thing anons. realizing that everything this world has to offer is nowhere near as great as you imagined it to be, is an awful feeling that i hope you never have to experience. stay a robot. you'll be happier.
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tl:dr
you're happier being unhappy and wishing for happiness, than you are realizing that nothing will make you happy
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also heres some more of the antifa qt in the op
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she is a prime example of looking aesthetically pleasing =/= having a tolerable personality
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How do you become friendly with people?
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>>35421069
just talk to them like how you would want someone to friendly talk to you
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>>35422266
this never works out well
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>tfw ate too much
>tfw 2:00 AM, can't sleep
>tfw going to the gym in 4 hours
>tfw going to Denny's afterwards to overeat again
What am I doing? I'm trying to take care of myself but I always fuck up some how. Anyway I'm really looking forward to Denny's
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>decided to quit drinking for a while today
>ended up smoking weed and snorting cocaine while playing vidya instead of reading and going to bed
>tfw you will always be fucked up
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>>35420903
>I always fuck up some how.
I'm stumped at what you're doing wrong here.
Seems like you're just a poor innocent little boy and suddenly you get fat literally out of nowhere.
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>>35420953
I'm trying to avoid getting fat, but the past couple of days I've been messing up on my diet. I decided to not go to Denny's after all, I'm going to go get some clam chowder and a milkshake instead