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>>39280944
All the dumbfucks who voted Trump because they wanted to spite liberals are taking the L hard. It's delicious.
I'm just glad I'm not American.

I really wanna get the fuck out of this country desu

>>39280944
Please let this be true, this would make my libertarian dick ROCK HARD

Mother nature has deemed you unworthy to reproduce, therefore, of course you are going to be alone you're a dead end.

However you are doing a service for all of mankind by not reproducing, we can't have that kind of stuff mucking up the gene pool.

Go to a group rape counseling event. Share some bullshit story about a priest and you'll get all the damaged cuties who will view your lack of sexuality in a sympathetic light.

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I'll be your bf if you want.
I don't wanna have sex anyways.

>>39280862
Why is the blonde one so ugly

>>39280862
sauce on both girls/scene

>>39280862
Dat ankle is T H I C C

Latest T.V show like Big Bang Theory or game of thrones. Their lives, they enjoy talking about themselves. Also try and avoid things like Warhammer and D&D, they'll call you weird.

>>39280853
The latest rappers, Game of thrones and the walking dead, memes from 2011-2014, whatever drama Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are involved in. That's honestly all they are and all they talk about, why would you want to get along with them

Fuck normies their songs, pop culture and media are degenerate decadent filth. I wish someone would rise up and filter all that shit.

>>39280832
white pony

>>39280832
nice filename cunt
face

>mark of the jew
>white

lol

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I don't know, I've downloaded and used it for periods of like a week at a time for over a year and the most matches I got in total was six I think. Out of those, only one responded and unmatched after I sent the second message.

I never know if you need to be Chad, if it's dead or if I have bad photos.

The most I can tell you is that trying to sort through the profiles is a waste of time. Just swipe right on everything, don't even look at them and swipe right. You're probably not gonna get any more anyway.

>>39280821
>Honestly thinking you can compete with the chads online

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>>39280971
There's more women than Chads so that means I should have a better chance than my current never so much as talking to a woman odds right?

>>39280963
>The most I can tell you is that trying to sort through the profiles is a waste of time. Just swipe right on everything, don't even look at them and swipe right. You're probably not gonna get any more anyway.
However, swipes are limited so isn't it worth it to narrow down my range for more compatible women? I already know a 10/10 Stacy will ignore me so I'm trying to stay realistic for my physical shortcomings and looking for women who are interested in reading, comics, video games, anime and have pets so we have some common ground. I don't mind if she's a 5/10. I just wish for companionship at this point.

>>39280796
Cats should only be kept as rodent killers for farmers. They have no other practical benefits.

>>39280896
Unfortunately my parents hate dogs

>>39280796
animals can sense your virginity from meters away

>>39280691
Why are all off you guys afraid of hookers?

Go see a hooker with huge juggs, realize your fantasmes. When That's done you realize how much sex is over estimated. From there you can move on.

>>39280691
Count yourself lucky. Apparently she has chronic shits and wet farts all the time.

>>39280744
>Comparing hooker sex to condomless, girlfriend sex.
>risking jail time
I see the problem

>>39280683

how did you know my name

who are you

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>>39280683
Thanks but nope

Go for a nice swim with my new friends, of course

Yeah who knows, we may have all signed up for exactly the life we are having right now. >,>

>>39280674
Yeah, I feel like I'm living out a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyday it gets worse and my mental health is slipping. I pace around the house for hours a day talking about how much I hate myself, so I'm only making it worse. Hard to change it though.

>>39280812

Okey, well I hope it gets better.. try going out for a little, just a beer in a strange bar now and then would help.. I have a person to talk to once a week, it helps.

Same here duudio

Make your own meals?

the only thing more pathetic than obese people is obese people who blame others for their fatness.
So you were a fat kid? so what
now you're an adult, you clearly see you have a problem and there's nothing stopping you from solving it except your own laziness.

Please tell me you didn't fall for the jelqing meme?

>>39280819

No it was prone edging

>>39280585
to see if l still feel

>>39280580
Pretty deep feels on that song brobot

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I did this, it's still on my friend's account but in private mode.
I always liked really simple chill tracks. https://soundcloud.com/deepclosureofficial/maribou-der-weg-ist-das-ziel-original-mix

>>39280667
I love this reminds me of nora en pure come with me

I think that human variety and differences keep the world interesting.

>>39280549
i hate every fucking human on this planet myself and my family included

I hate people a lot but they're all just such wonderful things, all those brains working alone and together to do and be all these things.

People don't fall in love on public transport.

love at first sight doesnt exist

love takes time and effort

>>39280577
>>39280987
Who the fuck talked about love? She just wants Chad's dick inside her.