HARD MODE CHALLANGE: post a pic of you and a non-family girl together (no group photos).
GOD MODE: no hoverhand
>>35893712
lol OP this is the virgin board none of us have cameras nevermind girls to take pics with
I don't have any pictures of me at all past age 12
I could probably find an old school photo but that's about it.
Is it acceptable to just walk over to random girls in a university campus and talk to them? It just doesn't seem feasible for me to talk to random strangers like that, but from a logical viewpoint it seems like most college girls would be open to meeting new people, right?
Also, the hell are you supposed to talk about with girls? I'm thinking about posing philosophical questions seeing as that is my interest anyway and seeing how they react to the situation; or is that way too autistic?
>>35893687
Best bet is to join some sort of club and just socialize with everyone (girls included) until you find someone you like. If you can't do that then practice by joining a club and talking to people. Also:
>philosophical questions
"Oh hey, are you that kid from my chem class?"
"Y-yeah. Do you think mankind can become accustomed to any suffering, nomatter how painful at first?"
"Umm... probably not... I, uh, have to go"
On my campus talking to random people was just on the borderline of acceptable. As to what to talk about, I don't know. I used to talk about lectures, majors, etc. But that line dries up pretty quick.
I've done a lot of thinking on this subject, and what I've gathered is that you need an "in". Whether this be class, a friend, or a club, you need a mutual connection.
As for WHAT you talk about, I really can't tell you because I have talked to very few females that put up any semblance of an interesting conversation. Women tend to lean towards shallower speech and they talk more. So get them talking about themselves it seems. Or whatever your mutual interest is (like if you met her through a club). Also humor is key. Don't try too hard to make her laugh, but if you slide a joke in somewhere real slick like, it'll go over well.
If you're not social, you're fucked though. When it comes to women, you have to be social to get a girl. Or at least you have to be able to fake being social. My dad's an extreme introvert in disguise, and he faked it well enough to land plenty of dates throughout his youth.
>tfw not good enough at faking it
How do I lose weight and slim my shoulders? Im shaped like a box and it isn't cute.
>plain gray pocket t shirt
We are brothers anon. But you should stop wearing them if you wanna look better.
>>35893715
>all I own are black, white and grey t-shirts
What do?
>>35893756
Get in a time machine and go back to the 1920s when everything was black, white and gray
This is going to be my last thread on 4chan my dudes
Just talk about whatever and have fun, I love you all
Your oven isn't all the way off.
Why your last, anon?
>>35893662
Posting in a sad bread
I can't be the only robot here that doesn't listen to the guitar shit the rest of you listen to.
https://youtu.be/6mh0QsD52a0
>mix reminds me of pic related, I don't know why
>Jungle
Fuck yes my brother https://youtu.be/QbcdZnYVcjw https://youtu.be/GGU7Hq9sj_c https://youtu.be/Fgz5zYVVjS0
Don't care as much for Dnb, IMO it just lacks the raw, unhinged sound that made breakbeat and jungle so great. Too polished, and polish is for NORMIES
>>35893763
Lot of dnb from 2009 on wards pretty much sounds like shit. Though early dnb (1996-2004) sounds pretty good.
https://youtu.be/DDrb_Rw6kCM
44:26 is the best part.
This entire board has really shitty taste in music
>tfw my new female co-worker I have to work with daily looks exactly like my favourite pornstar but with bigger tits and thiccer ass
Jebus help me...
>>35893586
Befriend her dude
>>35893586
This is why I watch 2d
>>35893613
She was nice to me on first day but then she realised I'm an autistic freak and I'm pretty sure she realised I keep starring at her 10/10 boobs cause now she's ignoring me and keeps giving me weird looks
>Tfw when plainfaced shy-jane with pale skin, glasses and blemishes keeps trying to talk to me and get along with me because I can actually maintain my confidence around her but I have no interest in her at all.
Be honest, how bad is my chin and is there anything I can do to fix it? Preferably not plastic surgery as that will make your face fucking explode if you get punched. Also post chins
You look fine quit worrying about nothing
>>35893626
But can I have it better though
I must become the chinmaster
>>35893571
if your chin is bothering you so much, you can cut away some skin, and file down the bone. Without the bone to give your chin volume, your chin will basically be gone, and so will whatever problem you have.
anyone else here a virgin with no girlfriend?
Are you sure you know what website you're on?
Nah brah this is normie central buzz off
Pretty sure it's just you, OP.
The anon under you posts your future wife.
I think she's a perfect fit for you
ITOP
>>35893583
Awful table manners but i guess we can work on that.
>something that costs less than a quarter can end someone's entire life
Anyone else find this crazy?
Nope. Rocks are free.
If you lived in an area with 80% blacks you'd want a gun.
>>35893516
Sticks too. You can beat someone pretty hard with a stick.
>tfw ISPs can now send my deviantart fetish porn to job recruiters
i'm fucked before I even tried.
how? why
this is relevant to my interests
>>35893636
>this is how new the average /r9k/ user is
>>35893502
Can't I just go in incognito mode and still fap to my fucked up fetishes online? I really don't wanna have to save the videos to some flash drive.
>There are people on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who don't like Canadians
Explain yourselves.
>>35893466
You're all a bunch of phony ass holes.
>talk to a few canadians
>they talk up their country, critisize the states
>I'm inclined to agree
>they suddenly start talking about the faults of their own country
also
>start spending time in Canada
>notice everything canadians say doesn't exist there actually does
>hicks, people driving big gas guzzling trucks, fast food on every corner, oversized flags
What can I say? I hate myself.
>Be me
>trying to get my life together before it's too late
>Have anxieties, depression, and abnormal obsessions about it so badly that I project it on to others
>Get facebook friend request from girl I orbited in middle/high school
>Old anxieties come back and mixes with the current ones
>"Hey anon!"
>"Hi."
>"Weren't you that weird kid that stalked me all the time?"
>"..."
>"Even now you're still a weirdo :D"
>[anxieties have broken the limits]
>"IF YOU HATING ME AND NOT WANTING TO BE AROUND ME IS GETTING YOU NOWHERE IN LIFE THEN FUCK OFF! I WOULD GET IT IF HATING ME WAS GETTING YOU A PROMOTION AND YOUR JOB OR SOMETHING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE WAS HAPPENING BECAUSE OF YOU HATING ME. BUT IF YOU HATING ME ALL OF THE TIME IS GETTING YOUR LIFE NOWHERE THEN FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT! STOP GIVING A SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR OWN! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!"
>"I was just kidding around anon :((( I friend requested you and messaged you to wonder how you were doing. I noticed you always looked sad every time I saw you. I was hoping that you were doing okay."
>
This made me sad I'm sorry anon
Don't mind that stupid bully roastie
She was negging you, and you went full autismo.
You missed a 100% guaranteed fuck.
I'm sorry anon but, as much as I think the roastie meme is heavily overplayed, she was being a bitch and should apologise. If she apologises you should probably apologise for going off on her too, but only if she apologises first. That was a pretty bitchy move from her though.
What's the most awkward thing that'e ever happened to you robots? For me its probably this
>back in high school
>business class
>teacher wants to split the class into groups
>there's an odd number of people so she comes up with some weird idea
>"ok, so some people stand up and sit at the back and that will be a group"
>for some reason i stand up and sit at the back desks
>silence
>no one else stands up
>several more seconds of complete and utter silence
>teacher says "Ok, I guess that's not working, come back to your seat and we'll do it another way"
>i have to walk back to my desk and sit down and everyone is still totally quiet
Walking in on my dad wearing a dress and kink gear then looking through his phone to find out he was a very popular craigslist sissy
>>35893414
getting raped with a vodka bottle
>>35893414
That's not so bad. You're probably only mentioning this because you're still in high school and this happened recently.
v62
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
>>35893284
I feel like Jin would actually beat Mugen.
you fine robots watch any good anime this week?
>>35893284
SHARP LIKE AN EDGE OF A SAMURAI SWORDI really want to cosplay Mugen but I'm too fat and I wouldn't know how to do the hair or sword. The costume's actually fairly simple but those few things kinda block me.