AND FUCK YOU FOR TRICKING ME INTO BELIEVING IN IT
>Be me, 23 yrs old and no gf
>Start going out with qt from work
>goes fine for a few days, make out with her a lot too
>We go out to eat once and she starts getting flirty, which makes me insecure because "why does she like me if I'm not Chad"
>Order a few drinks to try and change my personality
>End up acting like a dick to v the waitress
>We leave the restaurant and go back to her car
>She's teasing me all the while and says "looks like little man is excited"
>Try to come up with a Chad thing to say and end up saying "OK, what are you gonna do about it then"
>She's totally turned off
>cancels whenever I try to make plans
The worst part is we talked about it later and the reason she said she was into me was that I was kind and sweet and hated the way I acted after those drinks. THE SAME THING YOU FUCKS SAID WOULD TURN OFF ANY GIRL BECAUSE IT'S BETA AND THEY'D THINK YOU WERE AN EMASCULATED KEK.
To any robot here who isn't too far gone please don't fall for the Chad meme, all it does is expose your worst parts of your personality and insecurities.
>>38297200
It didn't work because you switched gears arbitrarily. Pick one and stick with it
>>38297200
If you are naturally kind and sweet, just act like it.
Its that simple.
>>38297287
I was told all the time by this board it was just gonna turn them off and I needed to be an alpha Chad.
holy shit lads visualization actually fucking works
>turns out puting your mind to something is useful
Gee who would have knew?
>>38297207
no as in i thought about something happening and it happened like fucking magic
>>38297233
Originally elaborate on this please.
Record 35 hours a week of your job search? Are they having a fucking laugh how the hell are you supposed to do that?
I usually just copy the last weeks ones and jumble them up
>>38297188
Knowing my luck the cunts will notice.
>>38297151
>can easily do 35 hours a week applying for jobs
>can't easily keep record
>spend more time writing down what I'm doing than actually applying
I just ended up cancelling my claim, it was actively getting in the way of my job hunt.
I have been straight edge for 19 years straight,AMA.
Why don't you smoke weed faggot
>>38297160
Because weed is bad for you,as is any inhaling of smoke.
>>38297140
Why would you identify as straight edge? Thats like identifying as a vegan. Do what you want but don't be a faggot about it.
>Chad lives life on easy mo-
>>38297122
Still smiling though
>>38297122
That's fucking tragic.
>>38297122
Someone explain What the fuck happened to him
>cowabungaaaaaaaaa maaaan
Hey duderinos! Just getting that first sip of the day. Remember, no talkie until this groovy cup is dry! Thanks bros.
Pip pip. Please keep it down laddy. Only AFTER my 1st cup is done can we 'ave a proper chinwag. Rules are rules.
Thanks lad.
Y'all are makin' too much damn noise!
>>38297107
Is this suppose to be a wage cuck or neetcuck thread I can't tell because of the slave liquid in your cup
This is my wife, Chihaya. I love her and will do A N Y T H I N G for her.
You are wife is a cartoon drawing?
>>38297073
She is more than a cartoon to me, she is my world and everything and anything to me. I cant sleep without hugging my pillow thinking of her. Shes super based too
I love her!!!!
>>38297114
Hey anon I'm really sorry I fapped to your wife quite a bit, I didn't mean to be disrespectful anon I didn't know she was married I hope we're still friends
only low iq retards see white and gold
>>38296976
Wonder what stage of autism i have because i see blue and gold.
>>38296976
I see blue and black.
>>38296976
I don't get how people see black and blue. Like I know it is black and blue, but it just looks like a white and gold dress covered in shadow.
>tfw no scrum master bf
Will you marry me, Tomoko-poster?
>>38296972
you are my favourite person on this website
>>38297051
maybe
>>38297067
thanks
You can do it, my fellow robot! You descend from hunders of thousands of succesful specimen throughout history who found a mate and reproduced. Your genes have traveled very far through the millenia and overcame many obstacles. Never forget that.
I'm a social reject. No female in their right mind would want anything to do with a socially retarded loser like me. I will never pass down my genes.
That bacteria probably just multiplied, no sexual intercourse required
>>38296960
My ancestors all lived before the, feminism, sex positivity and the modern roastie
I just wish someone would hold me and tell me it's alright. Someone to reassure that it wasn't my fault. Someone to tell me they love me. I don't want these things necessarily, I just wish someone would think that I did. People don't think about me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaJn3QqiIUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaJn3QqiIUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIIt7q_NIbs
Here's a song
Nobody posting in my thread because they're too busy circlejerking women.
Probably autosaged...
THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE IT THAT WAY
>tfw not sure if you are freddy mercury gay or meme gay
>>38296893
>tfw not sure how any men still remain that buy into female bullshit
I'm lucky enough to actually be gay but I cannot fucking wait for the day when artificial wombs and artificial eggs become a thing and we can phase the evil fucking gender that females are
How much harm females caused in history is beyond me and thankfully it will end soon as we won't need them for continuing on our race
>>38296911
>How much harm females caused in history is beyond me
examples? for future reference
>>38296893
Fuck off back to your containment thread faggot. This is just spam and you're shitting up the board again.
>Start convo with girl
>im catfishing her but she finds the catfish photos cute
>talk for like 2 days
>adds me on snapchat and says that she is into pierced clits
>tells me she will send a photo of he pussy sometime
>then suddenly blocks me on everything with
>didnt even do anything to set her off maybe shes just drunk and bipolar
>>38296877
i messaged her with my other instagram asking why and then she blocks that one aswell
>>38296928
what should i do guys, shes really cute but im pretty sure i have lost every chance unless i try with my non catfish account and start again
maybe she backtraced your fake photos and realized she'd been spoofed
>tfw someone just tried to break into my house
>some bald guy was knocking on my doors and ringing bell for couple minutes
>then tried to open the door by force
>i mustered courage to look through peephole to check if its not a cop
>it wasnt
wtf robots
im scaredi think i should delete "that" folder just in case
He was checking if someone's home, now he's coming back with the tools to get in
Place a booby trap shotgun in front of the door right now
>>38296809
That is scary tbqhwy
>>38296809
Did you call the cops? Or will we be reading about you in the obits later this week?
I got 34. Lets see how you do.
>>38296757
36
This test seems more accurate than the other one
61
WOOOO. High score motherfuckers. I'm the most normal person around here.
43, which is around what I expected