Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4228. page

>>37854537
>>hung out with women
>>slowly find out that its all true
Describe

>>37854537
Yes.
The less people you hang out with the better
for everybody.

>>37854537
you have to find the right woman
you do realize that 99% of people are shit right?

>>37854519
Isn't there a version of ops pic with cum on it

>>37854566
There is. But I opted for the SFW version here.

>>37854575
Can u still send it this way

>>37854491
>Clams Casino
not bad anon

>>37854516
fucking bastard you beat me to it I am god

>>37854491
oh shit is that the monster mtn dew? I saw the reviewbrah of that and he said it tastes fantastic but is a total ripoff of mtn dew

>>37854488
Why do guys under 35 masturbate?

>>37854488
Because they're lazy

>>37854509
Because women are much much pickier

>>37854415
What is this thread about
pelayi portland

Northern Iceland

>>37854415
You realise that by making threads and posts like this you're just doing everything according to Connie's master trolling plan? You're like putty in her hands.

>>37854412
What's the job? What sort of education do I need for it?

>have ba in political science
>been unemployed or underemployed ever since.
>the depression has kicked in so im not really motivated to study anything else.
>not like it would matter anyway because it is who you know, not waht you know.

>>37854412

IDK I literally have been to close to 10interviews and never got a job, not even in retail...

>>37854444
Nice quad quads

s-sory i'm new in the neighborhood i haven't caught up with the lingo yet p-please don't kill me

>>37854408
So glad I moved away from California

I don't miss spics one bit

>>37854483
yeah, its funny how they act like they own it, but the second ICE picks them up,they start crying racism, CIS scum,etc

IT just crashed on this thread

halp am i getting gaslighted

God clearly doesn't want you to fap, bro.

get a new computer you goddamn stupid fucking faggot, simple as that

>>37854405
>Shit
>I don't even remember.
>Yes. Everyday it's like I have shit ton to do and never have time for it and in reality I dont do much
>I don't even fucking know but it feels like I have a shit ton of stuff to do.

Fuck my life, I feel like I am busy and "overloaded" all the time despite I am not. Why cant i relax

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>How was today
it's 1pm so not over, it's OK tho
>What did you do today?
Went to the bottle store when it opened at 10. Drinking since.
>Did you want to do something today?
Yeah, get drunk. On it.
>What do you hope to get done tomorrow?
hopefully get drunk again

>>37854442
What kinda stuff do you (think you) have to get done?

Alllahuakbar desu vult god save le queen XD i love beeinv normie look at me phoneposting hael hydra i like starbucks and baskin roobins they make me feel so gooodd.. alalalalalalalala they make me feel so good...__m__ based mods fuck robots can go to shithole lol

make /r9k/ lonely again

I never thought I'd say "based mods" again

>>37854354
Don't answer it all as very often or they will know.

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>>37854354
summin like this senpai
R7x5F

1-5 left to right

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Look forward to a new year

surely the pic meant to say, "most massive" not "heaviest"

>>37854747
you have autism

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37854330
Who is this? I would love to know their name.

>>37854330
man has to have an average or better length penis(7.5"+)

im straight but i really want to lick that guys ass and balls

yes, but it's okay because you're pathetic with the rest of us.

>>37854301
You're in my timezone, faggot.

>>37854572
Swedecuck too?

>>37854254
It's not enough to sell your soul to an ex-anime, ex-comedy website: you also have to submit completely, you have to respect Rule 52, Subclause 5, Subsection C, about how any picture with five or more items belongs in fucking /5/, because some volunteer who gets all his porn, memes, and social interaction from Tumblr and who would rather neck themselves than take the status hit of having been in the same room as an Authentic /R9k/ Poaster said so. Because it annoys the slope-browed, beady-eyed nazis faggots who own the site now that they're the only thing keeping it relevant. /bant/ gets free reign to post furry porn and "rate my arm", because it's a new board that draws clicks. You get shat on, because you're a robot.

No one asked you to do this, anyway. You could just as easily have joined a forum, so that you could now be one of the corrupt faggots who networked their way into a living writing personal army requests about how we need to fight misogyny in mecha anime, please donate to my Patreon. It's solely your fault that your entire peer group is held hostage by a man who makes fake communities so Sony can sell an extra Playstation 6. Dude Just Make Ur Own Site LMAO and then have it die a dog's death, mysteriously sabotaged and flooded with CP spam. No one owes you anything, the social contract is null and void, and effort will absolutely never be repaid. The true and just order of things is you getting older and poorer, and reptoid ZOG Harvard faggots getting richer. Pissing the little left of yourself into an endless series of ratholes, hoping something of value will eventually float to the surface.

>>37854268
So you get mad. You write a fucking long-as-shit poast about it, in an era where people outside the anime boards won't read a three-sentence paragraph. You get a tl;dr from Gaiafag cancer, some mod apologist bullshit copypasted directly out of a 4Chan Community Manager's PDF handout, Section: "Dealing With Problem Users (flowchart)". Another ringer faggot: BASED mods. No one here has used "based" for three years, but he mains Twitter, so he doesn't know that. Some subhuman Reddit shitter who hasn't put into /r9k/ the kind of effort in nine fucking years what you put in during one day chimes in to fakequote you. >Baww why can't life be other than a fucking nightmare.
Some fucking 6'2" teenager with a successful #brand, whose biggest problem is which one of his 18-year-old fangirls he's going to fuck this weekend, comes in and tells you to stop being dramatic. LOL if you think he's going to read all that shit: he reads Twitter accounts by delusional retards who think that either Communist Catholicism or Confederate Frogposting can stop the all-devouring march of capital and entropy. You have memorized every 4chan NPC's dialog tree, and you can quote them word for word, but you tip your enormous ungainly burn-pile of a post into /r9k/ in the hope that there's another fucking human being playing this game.

Maybe your thread gets autosaged or deleted. Maybe you get banned for three days, so that no company resources are wasted on your appeal, so that you can come back and piss more of your life away arguing with idiots. If you're incredibly lucky, you'll get a custom red-text ban with snarky text written by a laid-off Gawker writer, so mods can attention-whore at your expense. Ketamine abusers whoms't'd've been rendered involuntarily celibate by their own irony will tsk and be glad that they don't care about anything as much as you. One thing is certain: you will have exactly zero effect on anything.

So, yeah. This rule sucks.

you have issues, oregano desu