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>>35299381
Naw dog, just go onto /vr/ and find some old games to play. They're usually singleplayer.

>>35299381
No anon. It's only the beginning.

If you go outside will you die?

>>35299405
it would be extremely and originally painful

>>35299562
you're a male human of large stature

I count one fatty.
>white women

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>>35299361
>Found Sammo Hung

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>>35299361
lower right looks pretty cute :3

Can we make this a mid-to-late 2000's meme thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E

>>35299360
Do gibble blang wittle boggie

>>35299358
Fuck off, you're not a virgin.
I'm 30 and never even seen a vagina. It's all about the opportunity and not the act itself. At least you know what it feels like to have someone expose themselves to you in such a way that you were actually able to stick it in even if you couldn't move back and forth forever. ))<<>>((

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>>35299495
>At least you know what it feels like to have someone expose themselves to you in such a way that you were actually able to stick it in

It's called money, retard. You actually think I can find someone to do it for free? I could but I'm not gay and too autistic for any woman.

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>>35299618
>It's called money, retard
Oh, I would rather be a virgin than pay someone who wouldn't be into it -- that's really depressing... and in your case even more depressing since you weren't able to follow through and finish. I'm so sorry.

Anybody? Well, I guess not. Makes sense though. Getting /fit/ can help in becoming a Chad.

>>35299351
Hahahaha, we're on the same journey. friend.

You're a moron if you think getting /fit/ and staring at men's naked bodies will get you a gf

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>>35299288
No thank you pagan

Jesus Christ is our lord and savior and you need Christ in your life

>>35299288

Only if you take your clothes off and let me tickle your clit.

>>35299288
fuck off i support donald trump

>>35299285
>Tfw I unironically pray on my knees before bed at night.
>Tfw I wanted prayer to be the last thing, but then I'm shitposting on r9k while playing Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Generations on my phone.

I'm gonna have to pray again

>Thinking you need a special position for God to hear you

I talk to God and he listens hourly

He's my best friend

>>35299350
Does shitposting count as a sin? Not sure anything in Proverbs even covers shitposting.

>>35299386
No, but isn't it customary? Like you can perform Eastern style meditation in any position but certain ones are considered traditional and suggested.

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>>35299279
Meh, you stop noticing it most of the time after awhile. It's kind of like how you can always see your nose but your eyes just filter it out. Just a bit more annoying.

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>Tfw you hear a chad blaring his car radio from your room
Oh yeah think you're so edgy ruining everyone's comfort and scaring everyone's dogs but enjoy the tinnitus nerd. Tinnitus is ultimate retribution. Shouldn't have blasted your radio to piss off mom and dad.

>>35299309
This honestly, I've gotten used to it. Only really notice it before I go to bed.

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>>35299261
doublemint fucking dave, I kek'd post more anon

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This post in an original one

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This is the embodiment of the "y-you too" aspie

>Say bye to someone
>You both start walking the same way

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i d on t know but i ne ed a similar gf to P O U N D

>>35299250
what are half of your awful tastes?

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>>35299338
Overwatch / Blizzard games in general, all the cringey edgelord shit (anything emo, punk, gothic, cyberpunk, dark, stuff revolving around suicide), Linux, Python (programming), anime, reading, and data hoarding, I guess.

It's not a lot of interests, it's just that I'm basically autistic about them and spend all day every day on them because my life is a pathetic waste.

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How would society handle it if a girl's ovaries were placed on the outside and boys kicked them for fun? You think they'd make comedy shows out of it and encourage it? You'd probably do 20 years in prison for hurting a woman there. The first thing a girl is taught when it comes to fighting boys is to target their most sensitive vulnerable place for even the slightest transgressions. A boy said something that annoyed you? Just kick him in the balls. A boy looked at you in a creepy way? Knee him in the balls and laugh as they pop. It's viewed as such a casual thing to do but even a light kick to the testicles can so easily cause permanent damage to a boy's entire endocrine system, not to mention his chances of reproduction.

It causes such a massive indescribable pain for a reason, to teach boys from young age to protect their testicles no matter what. But girls are taught through media and society that it's okay and even funny to hurt a man in his most vulnerable and sensitive place. A boy has a leg up while tying his shoes? Why not send a swift kick up his testicles just to see the funny reaction when he screams out in agony? Oh he became sterile and has to take hormonal supplements for the rest of his life? Haha who cares, you go girl! You showed that man!

It's seen as funny in the media and women are even encouraged to kick a man in the testicles and cause massive excruciating pain and risk causing permanent damage to him simply because he asked them out or looked at them the wrong way. A knee to the groin is seen as the perfect response to even the slightest wrongdoing. Imagine if attacking a woman's dangling ovaries, if they were outside the body, was that acceptable.

To be honest, I'm actually scared of girls. I know that they'd gladly destroy my body for little to no reason, simply because it amuses them. Stay safe and wear a cup.

>>35299185
those sacs give testosterone. That is why I can take on almost any girl on this planet. That "weakness" is your greatest source of physical strength

>>35299185
>Even a slap to the scrotum would make me feel nauseous and a light punch would cause excruciating pain to the point of vomiting or even fainting.

I find that the light but fast slap is far more painful than a solid hit.

I've gotten a full on kick to the balls a couple of times, it was very unpleasant, but I was still standing.

But I got a quick slap to the balls once, and I dropped to the ground like a sack of shit and I swear I couldn't hear for a few seconds.

>>35299184
There is no God here; none that you would recognize.

God would not recognize you.

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>realizing that all is one and all is God and to serve God is to serve both yourself and others

CANT FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED
SO MUCH MORE AWARE

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>>35299153
>$20,000 signing bonus
>$19,000 per year
>they pay for literally everything while you're in the service so you don't spend a dime of that if you don't want to
>acquire valuable skills and credentials
>they pay college including lodging and books
>for me it's only a 3 year contract
i fail to see where exactly i'm being jewed here

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>>35299272
>$19,000 per year
>milicucks are actually proud of this

>>35299303
It's literally just money in the bank and i'll be able to get solid employment after this as well as build off of it will college for free. The military is like going to school but you're being paid and actually learning practical skills.

Enjoy your wagecucking.

But I do have one, thank GOD!

>>35299082
Then what's that little dingle thingy between your legs. It's definitely too small to be a penis.

>>35299082
Man vaginas are cool