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You can't have a high IQ if you willingly want to become a wagie...

Probably because you're not showing any way your intellect can be applied in any meaningful way. Learn a language or take an online course and put that on your cv. Or if you're really all that smart teach yourself economics and learn to trade stocks or some shit.

>high IQ means you can just magically do any job
>Einstein could do surgery

>dad found my third suicide plan

I should really stop printing these out.

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>>35693187
>dad's second uncle twice removed found the cunningulus codex

>>35693235
>neighbors dog found the suicide note

I should really stop smoking so much weed

When you marry them, you're essentially marrying their entire family.

Besides the sideways vagina? Probably being your entire house will smell like piss

>>35693057
How is that a disadvantage desu?

>>35692966
>dad found the piss speaker

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>mom found the shit sneakers

>>35692966
>god found the smegma sack

You seem to be holding them by yourself just fine.

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Must be all that creamy milk in them, let me lighten your load.

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>>35692866
>tfw no chounyuu gf

why even live my dudes.

I'm a blackbot so I'm probably more Egyptian than you white boi.

>>35693087
we wuz kangz an sheeeeiiiiiiitt

>>35693117
We actually were though. White bois just erased our history because they jealous. But it's fine now because we erasing them by fucking their daughters.

>>35692774
Personality > looks

>>35692774
Because this is a work of fiction

>Only other person capable of waterbending or the majority of the adventure
>Has strict morals and codes he abides by no matter what
>Is the fucking avatar, the king of all goddamn kings
Why wouldnt she?

how many boards does /pol/ have power over i know r9k is one cuz they do what ever we tell them to

>>35692810
how is this a /pol/ thread

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>>35692757
>The Supreme Gentleman: You know what to do.

>>35692702
yeah.
GET OUT
E U
T T

just our for fucks sake

>>35692702
>Can only get ugly girls
>there's people on 4chan who have the option of getting girls

You guys are not one of us.

>>35692827
Why do people think having sex with someone you have no sexual attraction to is an "option"?

Is that the reason I get half a stiff when a woman talks to me?

>>35692701
>"EVERYONE BACK TO THE BASE, PARDNER."

>>35692701
Iktf.
>accidentally bump into a gril while at the store
>boner for ten minutes

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>>35692659
Alans a good guy and says some cool things but a vast majority of his advice isnt worth taking. It sounds good on paper but its not going to make you a different person. That kind of change isnt something most people can just pull out of a hat and if youve been living your life in fear and anger changing that isnt a 12 week easy step program. Im sorry anon.

>>35692719
>It sounds good on paper but its not going to make you a different person.
It will if you follow it.

A big part of zen teachings is confusing, it doesn't make sense right away, and that's sort of the point. It's by no means an instant fix but learning to let go of anything is incredibly useful for anybody.

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>>35692842
In understanding zen you un-do it. And im not saying zen doesnt work, but switching fear with curiosity as Op mentioned, is not something so trivial as alan makes it out to be. Nor so wonderful.

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his daughters would have been monsters, just look at Bruce Willis' spawn

>>35692694
unlucky m8

check out stallone's daughters. they arent nearly as bad considering stallone genetics

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>>35692627
>he passed up guaranteed millions to die in a sham war for nothing

>>35692433
Pretty much everything up to and including self-actualization except for sexual intimacy. But even that can be fixed quickly.

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>>35692433
>Sex on the same level of importance as food and water

This is such a stupid chart.

>>35692469
I choose to interpret "sex" as "ejaculation", so I think fapping counts

Wish I had a gf like that, perfect body and really cute face. Except for the lip piercing and tattoos, that shit ruins it.

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>>35692735
Are tatts and piercings really that much of a deal breaker? I mean, I'd prefer them gone too, bit I'd think I could overlook them

>>35693030
They are, they betray a whorish, vapid, self-centered, terrible personality. Unless she's from some exotic tribe where everyone gets them or some shit.

What kind of class?
What do you need help with?

>>35692355
>checked

Intro to Programming
I'm stuck on loops right myah. It's always a fuckin' syntax error. Is there any sort of online support forum for this type of shit? I'm new to the game...

>>35692256
>want to take the "doesnt matter just want $$$" route
>tfw too stupid to learn and make a living off programming
who /brainlet/ here