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>>38299517
Ayyy was she hot?
Kek OP

>when they lean over you to grab their tools.

Two pairs of tits literally within sucking distance.

I have to think of dead animals just to stop the boners.

>>38299646
>>38299517
>They aren't squirming and anxious from this
Get off my board, failed normalfags.

>>38299485
>25
>6.9"x5.5" (although I normally just say 7"x5.5")

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>>38299485
>22
>4 inches
Doesn't matter I'll either die alone or fall for the gay meme

>>38299485
>20
>8 inch.
I'm happy :)

Don't be a bully you fucking faggot

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>>38299396
just speak originally

>>38299396
I never asked to be this way...

Pls no bully

>>38299342
Meat taste good
That's the only reason there needs to be

Evolution.
Fuck everyone else.

I dont see the problem, white people get yummy meat while the lower races get picked off... looks good to me

why is tuesday holding you back nigga

drink up

>>38299349
Because I'm trying to only drink on the weekends

>>38299333
>he doesn't drink every day
Get on my fucking level you little bitch, fucking destroy your pancreas and liver like me, it's good for you.

>>38299278
We all have bad luck picking friends. It's just a carousel of bad luck. Always remember that teen pregnancy is a real issue in Brazil.

I think it's time for me to kill myself. If I get dubs I WILL commit suicide. I have all the tools I need to do it.

>>38299278
>5 friends
leave, normiescum.
>>38299313
>I have all the tools I need to do it.
What do you mean? Like basic motor skills. Rolling on your behalf.

same her eanon lol
fucking cigarettes

>warn you about the slope
>slip anyways

Good job faggot. Hope you like lung cancer and breathing problems.

>>38299257
this happened to me but instead of smoking it was sucking dick

>>38299198
I had a one week streak and broke it earlier this week. Something happened and I got emotional. Oh well.

>>38299198

Try vaping. Yeah, it's the Mouth Fedora but it got me off 20+ years of smoking without feeling terrible and I am about to ditch vaping as well.

Try the gum tar lungs

>>38299123
>a man
That's a nigger.

Also what's on his head?

>>38299123
>being black
>drugs

Either one of these is complicit with failure, together it is like a tornado and a septic tank.

There are lots of homeless that are fine people. They don't spend time begging in the middle of cities. To get to the point in that picture you have to be mentally ill.

Also anons, if you are living out of a van is that really homeless? I mean you have a place for your stuff behind a locked door. You have a place to sleep.

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I'm right behind you, friend.

Sorry you are feeling so crappy. I know life can hurt a whole lot but it is the only one you will ever get. Don't you want to try to enjoy it?

>>38299120
ANON dont give up i lov u

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this is a pepe wot I have on my 'puter of the merchant from resident evil four

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This is one my favorites. Unfortunately I don't see poo poo pee pee posted that often anymore

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Here's one i made

Well, not entirely. The lines were already there, i just colored it and put in the background

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>>38299047
it's the same story every time Anon

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>>38299084

I have no idea why I keep doing this

>>38299047
I don't get it anon. Do you not want them to like you back?

>>38298995
you know florida is filled with insects, yeah?

>>38299093
What, travelling at 200mph?

>>38299183
No, traveling a much shorter distance closer to the camera lens.

>>38298961
I want to lick a girls armpit clean

No woman has ever liked me. One girl thought she could use me for practice dates because she was a fat virgin but I didn't want to put up with that.

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>>38298961
Some did, but I didn't like myself so I ran and played retard. I blame 4chan quite honestly =^)

>>38298938
Be honest, do you pocket used panty liners from the womens bathroom?
I would.

>>38298938
To many trap trap threads going on.

>>38298938
Traps aren't gay. It's cool. Gay people aren't aroused by traps. Fuck her boipussy, anon. Call her by her boy name when you do.