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Girlfriends are a fucking full time job.
I really want to go back to a shitposting 25 y/o kissless virgin. Getting your dick wet occasionally is not fucking worth this shit. They want your attention all the time, and if you're gone for more than 8 hours she either gets angry and emotional, all she fucking does is complain about every small fucking thing that happened to her and she does that every fucking day. She won't leave me alone, fuck her, fuck being in a relationship. Maybe I'm a selfish prick but I'm fed up! Stay single anons. This shit isn't worth it.

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What were losers like in the 70s and 80s?

I'm not talking nerds who built pcs out of chips, those sort of people exist now.

I mean real losers, like us.

How did they come about back then, and what did they do? They cerainly didn't stay home playing vidya like more and more men are doing now, because they had the choice of three fucking games.

I can't find anything about what they would have been like.

Are we a modern (90s onwards) concept?

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So I found this pic of my high school class from 2010

Can r9k guess which of these kids turned out to be a robot?

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If you could only shitpost one meme the rest of your 4chan days which meme would it be? Pic related.

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Once I finish my residency I'll be making enough money to hire a private tutor to prepare them for college and my wife could teach them Russian which would fill the language requirement.

My only concern is them not getting enough socialization, thoughts?

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Why do I like dick when I'm boy?

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>tfw so horny and isolated that you start fantasizing about eating out old ugly low confidence ethnic women you come across while walking around and would gladly have sex with them if they were up for it

anyone know this feel

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>mfw just found out you don't have to copy out the post number when you want to reply to someone, you can just click on it

Are there any other 4chan secrets that make our lives easier?

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The Finnish government is legalizing slavery.
The slaves: unemployed, native citizens of Finland. (note: not the immigrants that flood in)

Finland is a small country where everything is robotized and companies outsource everything into China.
This has lead to a big problem where a huge portion of citizens are now unemployed.
The funny part is how employment centers are dealing with the situation: making unemployed people work for free.

Some still think it's a good idea, I mean people can't live off welfare forever. They have to do something to compensate for it, right? That's problematic, though, since there are literally NO JOBS.
The government has created a concept called "rehabilitative work" which you are forced to participate in, if you've been unemployed for too long. It basically means you work for organizations - for free. There's no job interview, nothing. Everyone is automatically qualified. If you don't do it, your welfare is cut off, so there's really no choice. The biggest problem is this: organizations and companies are already taking advantage of this system and instead of hiring actual workers, they accept the endless flood of "rehabilitation" workers. If one of them is a drug addict, pick the next one. One of the slaves will eventually get the job done. Many in Finland have already noticed that these days nobody gets paid for work anymore. It's alarming.

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>he's still waiting for his superpowers to manifest

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>Be hanging out with one of my close friends
>His sister comes in, friend leaves (don't know why)
>I have never thought of her romantically in any way
>asks me to lay in bed with her and talk
>starts cuddling me
>tries to go further, but I stop her
>"your brother could be back any minute!"
>gets offended
>I try to kiss her quickly, she pulls away

And then I woke up. It was a fucking dream, and now I actually love her! Never before even thought of her in any way other than as a sibling of my friend, and now the world decides to make me love her! FUCK THIS SHIT.
Anything similar ever happen to you fags?

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Take the first syllable from the name of the last soft drink you drank.

Then take the name of the last food you ate and combine it with the syllable.

Finally, put the last syllable of your first name on the end.

The result will be retarded.

Post it.

>mounquesadillanor

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So I was watching Chaturbate this afternoon and a guy from Australia was fingering his woman in front of 900 or so people on the stream. All good. She was a bit submissive and thick, I can work with that. I made a comment about how good she looked, and another viewer PM'd me asking me about how I was enjoying the show.

This has never happened to me before, so I played along. Both anonymous, after all. He explains what he would do to this woman. i play along. Then he asks if I have a gf and what she's like, then the conversation turns to him asking about my penis, and he tells me how he wants to eat my cum from my girlfriend next time we do it.

I had to go make food, and he begged me not to go. And that's how I think I helped a guy jack off over the internet.

Pic related: middle girl close to the build of the woman being played with.

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Why do so many people choose the grow their facial hair despite it obviously looking awful?

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Tell me your end game right the fuck now.