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>>36136053
Oh shut up you idiot.

>>36136053
>Run
What a pussy.

>>36136053
this is /r9k/ and i am pro Assad fuck off cunt

>>36136047
>oh look it's another /pol/ thread, made by a dumb shill

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>>36136047
>/pol/ appreciation

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>>36136047
its not a civil war its just all the anti trumpkins pretending to swap sides ffs

>>36136035
>That level of gynocentrist thought.

Off yourself

There you have it, Isaac Newton - who died a virgin - was a complete failure. Brilliant insight and airtight logic, OP.

>>36136058

It's not about women. It's about passing your genes.

The whole point of this "thing" called life, the whole point that we ever do anything, is so we could maximize the potential for our genes to be passed on.

Even after our 40s, we still work hard to attain status and power so that our children and grandchildren can inherit our wealth and status so that they would have an easier time to pass on our genes further into the future.

Dark souls is actually fun while playing and rewarding; whereas dating an older woman is hell and the reward is shit.

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>she is 11 years older than you
>she has 3 kids to include a 9 year old, 6 year old (likely with the 'tism), and a 3 year old
>her ex husband hates you
>her family thinks it's a phase
>she has tons of baggage

This is not artificial difficulty. It just sucks. But never had a gf before and although I miss free time I am terrified of the great lonely void of life without her.

>>36136034
>3 fucking kids

You're a goddamn jackass. Any girl would've been better.

You probably smell.

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>>36135868
>girl would rather sit next to greasy neckbeard than you

>girl sits next to you
>promptly reach over and force about 4 fingers up her vagina

Just get fit and dress better and groom better. If you're more attractive you can pretty much act however you want and it becomes cool and girls will think you're "different" and stand out more than a default Chad

If you want to become good at something, you practice that thing. This is true for literally every endeavor. If you don't play piano, you're probably not very good at it. If you don't play chess, you suck at it. Don't ever socialize? You're probably bad at that, too. In all of the above cases, the first step is to start doing those things and to not be afraid to fail. Practice, practice, practice, don't be afraid to make mistakes, and try to learn something from the mistakes you do make. Think of each experience as a repetition, and building a muscle takes a lot of reps.

>>36135878
>dress better and groom better
Thanks Mr Rosenburg, I'll definitely spend my meagre earnings on overpriced designer clothes. After all, conformity is the spice of life!

because i'm incredibly awkward when it comes to anything remotely sexual even when a girl is asking me irl i can't say anything.

>>36135925
>Girls
Oh my sweet sweet summer child, Anon.

This thread is gay I only clicked for the cute anime girl, fuck off you fag/roastie normie

>>36135677
>jerks off, killing millions of potential lives

My body my rules :^)

I can't understand any robot being pro-choice. Unless they're going the Schopenhauer route of "bearing children is immoral because you create a being that is going to suffer"

>>36135693
>cums inside girl
>only one makes it to the egg
Muh body, muh rules.

>>36135663
Now you're just looking to be made fun of and it's why you're a khv.

>Pushing your face back to reveal a double chin

>Opening your eyes super wide

>Forced awkward smile

>Bending fingers in a weird way

You could literally be attractive if you didn't do that shit, just tilt your head to the side and and hold your chin in your fingers. It's not that hard.

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>>36135704
Pleaze no bulli

>>36135712
You look like a blonde version of the guy from 3OH!3

>>36135648
probs 4/10

>>36135648
-1/10 origano

if you live in russia 11/10 since navi jersey lol

>>36135639
you should go, and, i'm presuming your male too, so do you know he's gay?

>>36135639
some ppl are afraid of having anal sex for the first time
ease him into it and say that youre willing to stop any time and youre fine if you just give each other handjobs and cuddle

>>36135676
back in the days he said no more than one time but he said to me he wants a deeper friendship aswell. But i doubt he meant that in a sexual way

He doesn't nees anyone to ruin him, he does a great job all by himself.

>>36135638
It's sad that Trump had so much potential and is probably going to be pulled down by (((Ivanka))) and (((her husband))).

>>36135638

It's not women. Trump is a kike shill, always has been.

Any /r/the_donald faggots can just seriously fuck off and go kill themselves. You turned almost all of 4chan and a good amount of 8ch into an echo chamber for Trump for this long, now you bitch and whine because people are pushing back.

They haven't for me.
Tried about 10 different ones, I'm not sure.
One or two made me completely numb, one turned me into a zombie.
They work for some though, you won't really know until you try.

>>36135532
The effects vary from person to person and finding the right medication takes some time. It's a process of elimination and a matter of trial and error. I started on meds about 8 years ago, easily been on at least a dozen different ones and the depression is not nearly as bad as it was when I started. I'd go so far as to say it's mostly cured but you also lose quite a bit in addition to the depression and these parts of you that you lose don't ever come back. I'm not the same person I was before starting medication.

So they do work but with limited accuracy. There's a lot of collateral damage. If you can find a way to fix yourself without medication, I'd highly suggest pursuing those other means.

>>36135565
>>36135649
Thanks, friends. Did you have any nasty side effects such as weight gain and lack of sex drive?
Also >>36135649 what's that collateral damage you mentioned? Why do you think you're not the person you were before meds?

>>36135443
I guess you're just a regular hairy guy by the wojak.

I'd be your bf if you were one of
>girl
>girl(male)
>femboy

>>36135443
Where's my girlfriend, guys? I started eating right and doing lifting and shaved my dick, and now all I need is a nice caucasian who's not a hambeast to smother me with her tight but mostly juicy tights. Why is life so hard?

>>36135507
I've been Unironically wondering this too lately. At what point does lifting lift away my Autism and give me a qt gf?

>>36135410
> Internet made me gay
Oh fuck, not again....
Go away, you fag. Just embrace your faggotry and be done with it.

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Literally you op.

>>36135410
I'm quite the drug user, and no drug has ever even made me a bit close to wanting a vagina. It's "funny" how these "drugs/internet made me gay" never work on the other way, isn't it?
You have never heard a story about a gay guy who saw a straight porn thread on /b/ and turned straight, or a gay person who uses drugs and alcohol and feel the incredible urge to be straight.
You Know why? Because it's bullshit. Thc doesn't magically turn the tide of your sexuality, neither does any other thing known to mankind. The gayness is deep rooted inside you, lying underneath, waiting an opportunity to blossom. Whenever your inhibitions are lowered, i.e. you use psychoactive substances, that part of you manage to escape your mental boundaries (your false sense of moral and prejudices) and you become what you really are inside. A full blown faggot.
Have a nice day.