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>tfw fat but massive cock
Feels ok man
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>>34616815
poast pic
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>tfw ugly but massive cock
They're missing out.
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>>34616815
tfw no big dick fat bf
>>34616850
seconded sdfghjmlkl;
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My normie roommate keeps trying to talk to me and befriend me, he's always asking about my classes and trying to make uncomfortable small talk when I'd rather just have both of us avoid each other.
How do I scare him off?
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>>34616812
Show him some gore pages or weird fetishes, if you're american, you can also tell him that you voted Trump.
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>>34616812
Get really into mass murderers/shooters. Not serial killers. Make everything he says about murderers. Try to bring up a mass murder every time he talks to you. Eventually he will leave you alone.
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>>34616812
If he's a normie fucking use him to get a gf you twonk. Ask if he knows any single girls interested in you. If yes, get out. If no, do what other posters suggest and get rid of him.
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This is pretty sickening. Liberals are literally the new fascists.
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>paramilitary organization that dresses in all black
>antifatards won't see the irony
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Liberals aren't the ones who want to murder me for being nonwhite though
>inb4 "dude you're a liberal lmao"
Just pointing out facts.
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>>34616840
But the person they were "protesting" doesn't want to murder you either.
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Comfy discord for comfy people: https://discord.gg/HRzfG
Rules:
#1 - Normies aren't allowed here. You are a normie if you ever had sex (paid sex doesn't count), a gf (ldr doesn't count) or if you have a functioning social life.
#2 - Don't post things in channels they don't belong. Keep vidya in #vidya, music in #music and so on.
#3 - Don't be cancerous outside of #shitpost-and-nsfw.
#4 - No gore, guro, cp or animal abuse anywhere.
#5 - No bullying. This is a safe space for robot losers.
#6 - NSFW content can be posted anywhere except on #feels-and-talks.
#7 - Girls are allowed here, but no roasties or attention whores.
#8 - Don't post pictures of someone else without their permission.
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>Girls are allowed here, but no roasties or attention whores.
Literally impossible.
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>rules
>r9k discord
Eat ass, monkeyfuck.
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>>34616797
C-can I get a gf in this discord?
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Give one reason why any woman should pay you any attention instead of just hoping on Chad's rod
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>>34616795
uh.
well.
they don't need to decide on one or the other.
you think i don't your games, roastie? heh.
don't flatter yourself.
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I have $350,000.
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>>34616795
I-I-I'm a nice guy :'(
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Don't get nervous when you see a cute girl. Remember she is just Chad's cock slave.
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>>34616791
I don't care about her getting dicked before.
I just want to finally experience sex.
>Inb4 cuck, settles for used goods.
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i ain't even mad desu. i have discovered the secret.
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>>34617057
Tell us anon, please.
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Anyone else accepted the fact that it's better to be alone? 2017-02-03 11:20:12 Post No.34616719
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Anyone else accepted the fact that it's better to be alone?
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The effort it requires to find, maintain and grow a relationship is asking for failure.
If incels are struggling to find even one, imagine the normies that date twice a week and still never find anyone after months. The chemistry required to connect and get along with someone else is not happening for us.
Maintaining a relationship means you're actually going to have to sacrifice a lot. good mood, hobbies, money, etc. Whatever it is, you will definitely be giving up things with no guarantees of a women committing. There will always be ups and downs but sadly no solutions exist.
Growing a relationship from nothing is just a fantasy. They have to find you interesting, funny, high value to even want you in their life. Imagine if you were normal and they had countless different offers from guys around them, they're not going to pick you. growing relationships are almost never in your control, why should we let something never in our control dictate our life?
My mom will just have to deal with never having grandkids or not seeing me get married. It's my life.
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>>34616719
that's not her boyfriend
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>My mom will just have to deal with never having grandkids or not seeing me get married. It's my life.
alright edgelord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmTOCFnMgg
FUCK OFF TO CLLUB PENGUINNNNN
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I'm more than likely a normie by /r9k/ standards, meaning I'm not a virgin and I have at least a modicum of self-esteem. That being said you're completely right. Relationships are a time drain. Would much rather deal with my own shit, it's much easier. The amount of stress and self-sacrifice isn't worth it. Love is just a chemical reaction anyways, and sex is a novelty that is easily attainable outside of a committed relationship. Contrary to popular belief sex is possible without being a "Chad," just have realistic standards and avoid being a total artist. /rant
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>Went to Denny's last night
>Got myself 2 cheese quesadillas and a stack of pancakes
>Browsed my phone and sent a few messages to family
>Finished eating and went to go pay
>QT college waitress says out loud "wow I never seen anyone eat so fast, slow down next time lol"
>Couldn't fall asleep thinking about what she said
Bitch I only ordered 3 things and spent 15 minutes in there eating/browsing my phone HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAST!!!!
You're lucky I'm a generous person and left you a 2$ tip when I only ordered 6$ worth of food!!!
Why would you even say that to someone???
Did you fucking watch me eat all of it???
You weren't even being sarcastic and now I'm conscious of the way I eat!
I eat just like everyone else so why the FUCK would you say that to a paying customer!?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
domo originato mister roboto
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>>34616679
dude. she wanted to fuck
>"bitch i'll eat that pussy even faster."
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Do people even try writing good bait anymore?
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>>34616733
>my post
>bait
But this actually happened....
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>Google my old RuneScape username
>cringe levels are now at maximum overdrive
How much of a faggot were you 12 years ago, /r9k/?
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>>34616659
12 years ago i had a gf and a few backup girls (was still a virgin tho) and more friends than I could count. My social life was thriving. Hadnt tried drugs or alcohol yet. It was one of the best times of my life.
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>>34616659
>tfw the forum where you sperged out the most had lost its archive and there is no way to find those posts now
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>>34616659
12 years ago I was on my 2nd deployment in Iraq so ya not a faggot I banged tons of army hoes
Too late, already bought it.
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Are gay relationships allowed? I want a bf.
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>>34616562
Yes and yes
Inanoriginalloway
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>>34616562
Yeah it's fun. Just keep your scythe away from any fencing. It will ruin your game.
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ITT:Diagnosed sperg Orthodox Jew AMA thread
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Turkey burger on wheat bun Im having for Shabbos
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and i have tendies and fries with buffalo sauce
you jelly white boi?
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how does one get a jewish gf?
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>want to see a psychiatrist
>all of them are closed until monday
>have to deal with feeling like shit until monday
>not 21 yet so I can't self medicate with alcohol yet.
>no friends available to buy for me
I really just want to escape. I'm tired of feeling like this.
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I actually learned the secret to being happy today.
But you seem like a little bitch. Convince me to tell you the secret.
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>>34616539
If there are homeless people in your city, you can get alcohol.
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>>34616589
"Just bee yourself?"
I don't want your fucking advice anyway, chucklefuck.
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What's for dinner robits? 02/03
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>>34616435
fuckng heII, how fat are you?
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>>34616487
Rice and noodles with teriyaki chicken and pork. It's not that bad TBQH
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>>34616487
Why do people keep asking him this? He works manual labour. Why are the skinny people here so afraid of food?
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Tfw cumming in pusso and snuggling then having a cig.
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>>34616387
>doing something that will kill you after sex
What is wrong with you?
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tfw no knee
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Tfw getting a bj and watching her swallow
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>ywn be a hacker in the mid to late 1990's
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>>34616344
>ywn live in the cyberpunk future as imagined 30 years ago
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I am though. I grew a tiny bit older.
I wish I had a partner in hacks. We'd also have sex and love
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>tfw no anonymous irl bf