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I like stealing girls clothes because I hate girls
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Unironically this. I hate girls but I want to be like them and wear their clothes.
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>tfw no freshly used girl panties to masturbate to
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>>37714119
>Unironically this. I hate girls but I want to be like them and wear their clothes.
I could be a better girl than any cis girl on this whole fucking planet
I want to kill those pieces of garbage
It's not fair
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I'm starting a cuteboi harem. Please post stats.
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>Age
>Height
>Penis Size
>Race
>Hair Colour
>Country
>Fetishes
>What you would do to please your master
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>18
>6"1
>5 1/2 inch
>White
>Blonde
>England
>Leather
>Hold hands :3
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Are you a fag, a trap or a biological female?
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>>37713860
>>Age
22
>>Height
5'6
>>Penis Size
5.9 inches but probably shorter now because of my reduced sex drive due to old age
>>Race
paki
>>Hair Colour
black
>>Country
denmark
>>Fetishes
submissive girls, traps and trannies (if they pass somewhat), tummies, yellow fever,
>>What you would do to please your master
be a submissive trap, cook, go on hrt, whatever.
I would rather not suck penis or take it in the ass. But idk. I'd probably have to right?
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me tired of chodd raiding my cave
he steal all of me mammoth meat and breeds with every ungabunga
i go to forchann cave every night and cry while draw painting of frog
i purchased spear and will take revenge
some of you are all right
dont go to village center tomorrow
some of you are all right
dont go to village center tomorrow
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were villages and cave dwelling contemporary at any point?
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>>37713864
That's where you fucked up OP. It was amusing until that line. Should have said rain dance ritual or some shit.
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>>37713864
most likely yes, you'd have your shit spread outside the cave probably
No New Jersey thread
Any anons in here from NJ?
maybe post an a/s/l?
20/M/North Jersey
ask and talk
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19/M/Port Jervis
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I'm in 215 if anyone wants to meet
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>>37713847
215?
what is 215
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I have not met a single 25 year old woman who knows how to cook.
COOKING ISNT PATRIARCHAL, ITS A FUCKING LIFE SKILL YOU IDIOTS 30 years ago every woman learned this basic shit IN SCHOOL and from their MOTHER.
You say cooking is "hard" 30 years ago an 8 year old could make a better dinner than you, it was elementary fucking shit, what the fuck does that say about you?
I can cook better than 99% of the women i know and they act like its fucking alchemy. NO THIS IS BASIC SHIT, STOP BEING RETARDED.
Women you used to own cooking, what the fuck happened to you? You think eating at TGI Friday's and Mcdonalds every week is empowered? You think purposefully NOT learning basic life skills "cooking, sewing, cleaning, baking, manners etc" are giving you power?
Literally taking valuable skills which used to be dominated by your gender, and then throwing them away is somehow supposed to make you more dominant? Don't you understand how retarded that is?
fucking pathetic pieces of trash, learn a real skill.
Reclaim skills and hobbies which were once synonymous with the true power of your gender and i will guarantee you will find that "decent man" you seem to be incapable of meeting.
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>>37713717
A male-saturated board like /r9k/ isn't the best place to complain about the inability of women.
I am male, and with basic common-sense and trial, I have an acceptable proficiency in cooking. I know how to make basic meals with the foods I like through pan-cooking, can make healthy frozen foods (of my own design), and can easily experiment with spices and ingredient additions.
The large majority of women don't want this because it's not what they perceive to be an attractive trait (when compared to physical details like their hair, make-up, revealing clothing, etc. )
They don't want skills when it's easier to open their legs and be impaled without public shaming. I'm not saying anything new or inspirational either.
If you are a woman and you have achieved this, then good--you've done well for yourself, and I fully support you. However, the reality is that most people, men and women, don't care anymore, and complaining to the few women on here to improve themselves is going to achieve, ultimately, nothing. It is a shame, but I don't want you to be disappointed by this.
Keep striving to be the better individual you seem to be capable of being.
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Fembot here
I usually just heat up a can of chili by the fire for a bit when I get hungry. What's wrong with that
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>>37713717
Don't need to cook if you're extracting enough protein from male penile areas.
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*blocks your path*
"Why are you so out of breath fatass? I just did a 5k and I'm good to go. You're fat and ugly. Hee hee! Wait why are you looking at me like that?"
wat happens next
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>take shirt off
>beat that twink up
>shave a portion of the top of his head with my pocket razor and put the hair into his mouth
>continue hiking
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>>37713714
why is he wearing yoga pants? What a homo.
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>>37713714
I'm not saying this out of jealousy but that man is clearly gay or sending off some strange signals
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Can you appear confident and assertive ("Alpha") while being somewhat introverted?
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>>37713702
you cant be confident if you never break out of your shell, no point in being alpha if there is no one to recognize your status as a alpha male
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>>37713702
yes. but you have to be it in a constructive way. like studying a hard stuff or a subject that gives you happyness.
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I do it all the time as a INFJ. It's a matter of liking time to yourself while at the same time not being shy to say what you want.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13192466
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>people come here for feels
>no feels
Explain
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Reply to this thread, I want to see how people respond to the survey.
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>>37713674
That's a really cool cat. This cat will one day command armies, I can see it.
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Share your most degenerate moments, anon
What was the last absolutely degenerate act you went through with?
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Earlier I fapped while taking a shit
I held the shit in and when I was gonna cum I unleashed it all at once
It was amazing
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I started to jack off while eating junk food a lot, like just have days of stuffing my face and experiencing the most pleasure I possibly could. I'm not fat so it's kind of a rare treat. I feel like total shit afterwards though. But it's fun and it really gets my heart racing, like i don't know what it is but when I go to walmart to stock up on any kind of junk food I could possibly want so that I can eat it and watch porn and cum a lot, I don't know why but that's so exciting
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>>37714383
same here anon
I love ordering a big fat fucking pizza and getting a bunch of booze and junk food and just having at myself for hours and hours
>tfw too ugly to get a gf but not ugly enough to become an ugly supermodel like this guy
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fucking chads even exist in the deformed world.
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>>37714978
To be fair, he'd be pretty normal looking if he had a neck
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>>37713578
im too lazy to try to make a joke out of this so just reply with "kek" please. thank you very much.
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Why don't you guys get an ugly, clingy girlfriend who'll be scared to leave you?
Guaranteed loyal attention seeking gf, trust me.
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>>37713390
they're clingy, they're already clinging to someone else
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>>37713390
Sure, and where do i find one of those
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>>37713511
Don't you know about the GF store? They have a "Robot" section just for people like us. It's super easy, man.
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>I purchased you from the male slave auction and you will serve as my housemaid. Now get over here and lick my feet.
What do?
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>>37713352
Be a good boy and proceed to lick her feet clean
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>>37713352
move back to eastern europe
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lick f33t with raging boner
Dying in your bed actually sounds shitty as fuck.
I don't mind dying old, but I kinda wanna die standing on my own 2 feet, you know?
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>>37713345
Hmmmmmmm
Good point there my friend.
Do you think my father should've died on the legs he didn't have?
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>2 minutes before you're about to bite the big one
>stand up from the hospital bed
>die
I don't really see why you would want that though.
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I'd like to die alone in a dense forest, miles from any human and in a place so remote my body will hopefully have decomposed fully before being found (if ever)
>be a femanon
>go to a bar
>dont have to pay for drinks
who /lifeoneasymode/ here?
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>tfw i went to a bar once and the bartender made my drink and said "on the house" when i got my wallet out
she was so tall and skinny and qt
am i just gay and hopeful or was she hitting on me
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>>37713334
she wanted a tip, you get it "on the house" but the tip is naturally paying more than what the actual drink is worth
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>>37713303
There is no free meal (or drink) you dumb whore.
I was raped pretty young and have some minor schizophrenia and autism. I'm kinda conventionally attractive yet still socially inept. I think most people think I'm a serial killer or something (Jake gyllenhal in that music video level) but I just genuinely don't like meeting people. Always feel like I have to justify my shitty personality. Don't like having to tell everybody my "traumatic" life story either so don't really date. Could probably be happy but Its like I don't want to be. Like I want others to pity me as a misunderstood loner instead of taking a chance and actually dating or having friends.
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me exept for also being a slav
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>>37713182
do you think the act of sexual contact caused your schizophrenia, or do you think it was, such things as threats, physical abuse or mental abuse that occurred with the rape?
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>Could probably be happy but Its like I don't want to be. Like I want others to pity me as a misunderstood loner instead of taking a chance and actually dating or having friends.
you just described all of /r9k/