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>tfw life has gotten to the point where you can't see any option for yourself aside from death.
this is such shit. i'm only going to be here for 70 years, 90(?) tops, yet everything is always so painful. why am i so unable to do the most basic of things that other people can do? i can't hold a conversation, there's nothing attractive about me,i'm lazy, i'm not smart, there's just nothing good about this, i have nothing. i want to die, but there's something holding me back from doing it. like there's a part of me that believes shit is going to get better despite all the odds. you know what, it's not even that the world is to blame, it's just me. my life would be so much better if i was someone else. or just a little more competent.
all i do is whine.
tl;dr -- post things that'll push me into the brink of despair and really just give me a reason to finally invest in an exit bag.
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>>35158359
You have a lot of negative beliefs OP, you are telling yourself a lot of unhelpful stories.
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>post things that'll push me into the brink of despair and really just give me a reason to finally invest in an exit bag
You're a useless uninteresting sack of nothing, though I identify a lot with what you've said.
We will live unhappy lives giving and receiving pain until we for whatever reason give up entirely like pic related. But we won't go out in a blaze of glory doing anything worth while, we'll off ourselves by veering off the freeway one day or walking into a police station with a gun. People will remember us as that disgusting freak or that piece of shit we used to work with. Our families will purposefully forget about us. We'll be an unpleasant blip on every radar we come in contact with
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People have too high expectations about life. Can't you just take one day at a time and not give a fuck about the rest? To be honest, I'm pretty much in a shitty place myself. Not that different from you. But now I just wanna secure money to spend on things that give me joy. I don't care about the people with lots of qualifications and achievements. One day they'll die and turn to dust. Eventually nobody will remember them either. So I don't need (and don't want) to compare myself to soon-to-be dust. I'm happy inside this little world I created. The world outside my bubble can burn to ashes for all I care.
Im going to Hooters for the first time tonight. I know you cant touch, but can you say sexual things to the girls, compliment there titties etc..?
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Yeah, it's encouraged actually. It's basically a strip club without the nudity. I love going to hooters because the food is better than the strip club, and they have higher hiring standards so the girls look better.
They get really playful with the sexual comments, and if you compliment them right, they'll give you way better service, like the little pseudo-whores they are
Don't ever fall into the trap of thinking they really like you, or that THIS TIME it'll be ok to touch them, though. They're clothed whores, where your happiness will get them a better tip, and touching is always off-limits. Enjoy.
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>>35158413
awesome thanks for the tips/advice.
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Why is it that every girl, when wishing their friend happy birthday or something, feels the need to mention that "we've had our fights, but they brought us closer together and we're still friends"?
Literally every single time. Why would you want to advertise to people that you fight with your supposed best friend? Isn't that an insult to them?
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>>35158246
Clearly you've never had a real friend before. When you spend a lot of time someone eventually something is going to trigger a bad argument/fight. The mark of true friendship is that after everything is over, you're still cool with each other like it never even happened.
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>>35158292
having friends seems to be really shitty.
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>>35158292
Ive known my best friend for like 20 years and we have never fought about anything. Get better friends.
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God I love being a woman.
You small dicked geeks are probably masturbating to me. I first had sex when I was 16 with a 15 year old black teenager. His cock was 9 inches. I loved the feeling of my vagina stretch and the pain. You nerds will never have that feeling. I've been with a total of 8 men. You geeks probably call them Tyrones and Chads. All you can do is be my bitch. How do you feel?
P.S. My lipstick is probably bigger than your micro-penis
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>>35158170
Source on the slut.
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Oh boo hoo
How's it feel to know your bf is fucking my boypussy behind your back?
Since my dicks small I decided to go trap mode and I've been fucked by stacies' chads for months now
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>>35158202
https://www.instagram.com/p/BETlYcaPuuS/
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come get your attention here all ye histrionics, ye normies, ye lonely robots desperately seeking some slight semblance of human connection
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This might be low quality
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>>35158139
Yeah it's just too small. You're nowhere near the 2 mb limit so make it at least twice as big.
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Let's get one thing straight Robots.
How do you get a girlfriend when you're objectively ugly?
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you don't
oregano familia
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paint your face like a tribal warrior
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WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE, WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
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>>35157897
i have nothing to contribute, but I stole your stupid frog
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WHOA WHOA YEAH
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>>35157897
>listening to normie pop music
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Normies are tricking their girlfriend into thinking that their boyfriend got another woman pregnant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IqVoZXC9r4#t=0m51s
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>>35157858
it's acting bro.
This same couple does pranks all the time, including "cheating" ones.
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racemixing propaganda reee
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Stop breathing
S T O P
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>>35157841
Hey retard next time write your piece of a shit thread on a postcard instead of making a thread and inadvertently getting a perfectly good thread on page 10 archived
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>>35157960
Go kill yourself you waste of feces.
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>new semester
>another spring of being class weird kid
>class starts
>door flings open
>trenchlord enters
>color coordinated fedora
>"sorry...i'm late"
>sides blown
>walks in completely
>has fucking suitcase instead of backpack
>sides reattach to implode
>prof continues lecture
>trenchie opens case
>laptop with notebooks on
>pocky and mlp airfreshener
>smirks while pulling out shit
>turns towards grill
>"I'm only here for the credit I already know this"
>sides blown at molecular level
>fails the shit out first test
>punches table
>holds head
>flips coat before running out
Tfw finally normal
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>>35157827
>back to uni last week
>always thought I didn't fit in with the normans so try extra hard to be unremarkable
>turn up as only person in whole class who is clean shaven with short hair and no ridiculous tattoos
>Bachelor of Science
FUCK I WANTED TO FLY UNDER THE RADAR
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>>35157827
>start of new semester
>introductions/small talk with classmates
>can handle small talk just well enough to seem normal
>semester goes on
>slowly it starts to be more and more obvious that i'm an autist
>normie classmates get closer and friendlier with each other
>get more distant and awkward with me
>by midway through they give up on me completely and i'm the loner kid again
every fuckin time man, it's so demoralizing to watch people realize what a loser you are before your eyes
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>tfw your big brother raped you and didn't even have the courtesy to marry you after
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What a shitty onii-chan.
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>>35157788
Was it recently? You might still have a chance to marry him.
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>tfw you rape your sister nightly and have no intention of marrying her
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ITT: completly autistic things you do
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>tfw i keep a list of tv shows i watch and the dates when i start and finish them
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I do this too except for animu
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>>35157755
I've started talking to myself so I can get used to talking to people online (I.e. myself).
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https://autisticdating.net
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t-traps?
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This honestly could have come from anyone here.
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>>35157750
>autism is 4 times more prevalent in men
Gee I wonder how an autistic dating site will work out, considering your chances are 4 times worse than if you were on a normie dating site.
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REALLY NEED TO DRINK LESS COFFEE BUT IT'S SOOOO DERN GOOD RIGHT??!!! LOL ANYWAY ME= *KIND MASCULINE!!!* SPECIAL -HARD-WORKING PROFESSIONAL CLASSY PASSIONATE ROMANTIC SUPER SEXY & VERY REAL & SINCERE FUN FUNNY DOWN TO EARTH & 1-ZILLION % *WHO ABSOLUTELY* KNOWS HOW TO TREAT THAT 1 SPECIAL RACE-OPEN SINGLE FEMALE LIKE A QUEEN!!! SINCERE SBM OF YOUR DREAMS..... WHO SKS A: RACE ABSOLUTELY-OPEN CHILDLESS SINGLE FEMALE!!! IF YOU'RE READY WILLING & *READY!!!* TO BE SWEPT OFF YOUR FEET BY THE *MAN OF YOUR DREAMS* PLEASE START TYPING NOW!!! LOOKS WEIGHT RACE NOT AN ISSUE JUST BE YOU & LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! UNLIKE 99% OF ADS THIS IS 100% ACCURATE & TRUE SO DON'T BE SHY!!!I'M TOO DERN BUSY *REAL!!!* & SINCERE FOR GAMES....PLEASE SEND A FEW RECENT PHOTOS & INFO WITH REPLY .... IF YOU ONLY ANSWER 1 AD THIS IS THE ONE!!! =TRUST ME....I TREAT MY LADY LIKE A PRINCESS!!! = BIG SMILE!!! WAIT=ARE YOU STILL READING THIS & *NOT TYPING!!!??*GET ON IT!!! HE HE...!!! SMILE....TALK SOON
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>>35157725
that faggot with his fake gay porn novels is fucking unfunny as shit
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>>35157757
I uhh what did he mean by this really?
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When was the last time you felt good?
The last time where something nice happened to you?
When you could look at your problems and thought "Yeah, none of that matters"
For me it,s been so long... That moment when you,ve been through a lot of fucking shit and suddenly you,ve been aware that almost everything was over and think "Yeah, now I,m feeling fine"
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Yesterday
>best friend visits
>gf makes rice for dinner
>got paid
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Ordered 28w portable solar panel, 20000mah battery and other stuff from Amazon, was stolen. Reoredered battery, and they resent whole previous order free, now 2 batteries and other stuff
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>girl lays her head on my shoulder while we watch a cure for wellness
>feel happy in that moment and nothing else matters; things are looking up, I'm gonna make it. Actually crack a big smile which is something I rarely do
>2 weeks later, which is yesterday
>tells me she needs time alone
>last time I saw her and probably the last time I'll ever see her was after that movie when I saw her driving home as I was driving home
Lmao