>work 12 hours, been at this job a couple weeks now
>all female staff
>didn't talk to me once without me having to intiate, didn't talk to anyone for 11 hours
Everyone talking to each other but me
If that were my job I'd smile, look friendly, and actually be happy because fuck people, especially women, talking inane bullshit
>>35213545
>try to subtlety give off the vibe that you're too good to talk to them
>roasties start to feel bad that they can't grab your attention.
>pick your favorite
>keep subtlety instilling that idea in her
>she's eventually become attracted to you as a result
>either fugg and bugg or make your gf
>tell story here after
>get told that you're a normie and to get out
>get out and be a normie with your new subbmisive gf that anon help you create
>now you don't have to kill yourself
do this
>>35213545
>>all female staff
How horrifying. You have my deepest condolences OP.
/purge/
Daily purge thread. We're going to cleanse /r9k/ from all the fembots and all the faggots. Report trap threads. Report fembot threads and report fag threads.
We're going to claim this place for robots once again. It's time for our holy crusade agains faggotry. Someone post the discord.
>>35207942
lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
>>35213410
>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
>>35213423
>>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
LOL
it hits too close to home
oregano
I like Ronnie. His comics are pretty much the same joke over and over again but they're funny enough most of the time.
>>35213365
The last panel took me by surprise. lmao
>>35213383
This. He's the Grim Garfield, same jokes in a hundred different ways
> well, when Garfield was funny, so decades ago
It's over white men and niggers. Off yourself's on the very spot right now.
Sorry bro, but pretty niggers make my head spin.
>>35213359
>referring to cumskins as "white men"
>>35213359
Listen Chang you can't keep a woman with your pathetic cock
Why don't guys on /r9k/ feel any shame or embarrassment when they post desperate attention craving "femanon" threads and posts? Typically a request for a picture of some sort. Is it just a sort of "I've hit rock bottom and can't go any lower" type of feeling? Or do they have any awareness of what a cringefest they've become?
>>35213339
Keep your sour grapes to yourself, OP.
>feeling shame on the internet
Lol. Why don't YOU feel shame for caring so much about what other people might hypothetically think about you if they learned about what you do on the internet?
>>35213353
Maybe I can share them with a femanon and ask her to post pics of them stuck between her toes (with a timestamp, of course).
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW that literally think Trump supporters are Nazis and that justifies violence.
Sorry for bein me.
there are also people who think trump knows what he's doing
I wore a MAGA hat for all of 2016, got nothing but compliments, discussion and the occasional triggered soccer mom
Feels good living in a small rural town
Does this kind of window have a specific name?
Yes it has a specific name
>>35213205
I'm... not sure actually.
Maybe it's just a sunroof window?
>>35213205
Yeah, it does
originami
what's the name for someone who enjoys watching people get cucked?
>>35213195
A proxy-cuck?
>>35213250
I'm not a cuck, I just love other people getting cucked though.
>>35213195
cuckaphile?
My schoolmates hate me and put chewed sandwitch in my bag... should I shoot them?
shoot cum not classmates
>>35213130
Shoot all the non-whites. Go for the high score.
>>35213145
This, over your classmates.
17 minute playthrough - https://youtu.be/x9rwdaI8rCo
Anyone else interested in Mass Effect Andromeda and see the new playthrough they released? The frequent shitty voice acting and bland gameplay literally made me reconsider even getting this game at all.
>>35213123
I wasn't, then I was, then I wasn't again, and then switched back to being interested. After seeing the most recent gameplay I've got to say I'm a little underwhelmed, the constant direction and exposition from your companions was so bizarre that I thought it was from early in game, then at the end he mentioned that this was after the main quest, which strikes me as strange to say the least.
Beyond that the enemies are fairly uninspired, the Remnant look bit like a combination of some ideas from Halo crossed with ME2. Also why the fuck is there a "Krogan outlaw" (seemingly partnered up with an Asari) in the Andromeda galaxy? It looks like those fucking tedious parts of ME2 where you went up against wave after wave of Eclipse mercenaries. It seems so fucking lazy, which if I'm honest is how I'd describe this entire game.
I was hoping that this would be at least half decent, by which was hoping that there would be a large exploration aspect of to the game. But the more I see from it, the less I'm convinced that's going to be the case.
So I can't say that I'm looking forward to it, but the end product might be a better than the 17 minutes we get here. I'll have to wait for some longer footage.
Mass Effect 1 wasn't bad
Then the rest of the series shit the bed and is now rolling around in it's own filth
>>35213123
No
I only played the first one and the second one for a few minutes.
Mass Effect 1 was great but the 2nd felt dissappointing.
Hello fembots,
I think I am ready to have a nice, cozy internet gf now. I'm probably pretty above average for this site, not a brainlet, not ambitionless, not plagued by the usual ultra negative cognitive dissonance you typically see on here. Tell me about you, anon, and we'll see if we pair up nice.
How tall are you?
origanao
>>35213106
>How tall are you?
five feet eight inches
>>35213106
6 even
orogonol
>they're gonna stop sending me neetbux
>forced to apply for an apprenticeship
>basically have to work a normal job for 2 years with only 50% salary
>after the 2 years I get my job certificate but can't promise me a job afterwards
should I just kill myself?
>>35213036
>apprenticeship
>for 2 years
now that's what i call slave labor
>>35213036
see how it works out, maybe you'd be better off working illegally somewhere else
>>35213036
>>after the 2 years I get my job certificate but can't promise me a job afterwards
That's such a scam. They fire you and get another "apprentice" for two years. And so on and so forth.
a bunch of history grad students and history phd students from the future doing their thesis on early 21st century internet communities are browsing through our posts and reading this very post.
We're all going to be dead when they read this.
Anything you guys want to say to them?
>hello world!
I have gf I just browse r9k for the memes
>>35213050
They won't believe you. You're a lonely forgotten worthless virgin like the rest of us.
>>35213050
>"()...some users have begun to claim false information about themselves out of desperation, however...()"
Ey white boy... U aren't poor are you? Hahaha
that's a good thing though. I'd rather vapid dumb sluts come right out and say what they are instead of leading me on only to find that out much later when I've already invested time and effort into them
>>35212932
>Jennifer
He's a faggot and a picky one.
>>35212962
This.
And fuck Apple users.
ITT: plan your (hypothetical) Day Of Retribution
>spend the day doing mdma and listening to my favourite music and watcihn my favourite movies and eating my favourite food
>make sure my bachelor apart is PRISTINE and clean as fuck
>at 5:30pm, just around sundown make my way to the roastie who rejected me's house
>politely knock on her door
>when she answers, greet with a shower of bullets
>Flee on campus, i know security guards only have tasers. It's a small town uni so cops will take 10 mins minimum to get there
>supper starts at 5pm, so should be at dining hall at 5:40, peak traffic
>shoot indiscriminately at roasties, stacies, chads and normies
>flee to computer labs across the street
>kill eveyone there, lock doors and bask in the glory of my sucess for a few moments before taking my own life
>>35212746
why commit a shooting? raping stacy sluts seems much more appealing to me.
>>35212834
not attracted to rape
even if its hyppthetical, its still pretty psychotic coming up with a Retribution plan.