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How do I become friends with black people?
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by adding me on discord
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Just be yourself

t. Black guy
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>>39662923
You really don't want to.

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I'm pickle fucking Rick. Lick my pickle dick. You fickle fucking bitch. Enjoy that salty taste. Don't let it go to waste. ;)
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At least it wouldn't be gay cuz its a pickle
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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CONDOM MORTY! *BURP* I'M CONDOM RICK!
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>>39662875
Every time you say pickle rick you won't get a gf for another 12 months

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You know, I've been coming here for years and I've constantly seen many of you complain about being virgins. Not "tfw no gf", not " I'm lonely and wish I had someone who truly cared for me", those are different things, I'm talking about you lot who just want to stick your dick in something living.

Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe that isn't that important, that what matters is who you're with, who you can call a friend or lover?

I lost my virginity when I was 16 years old, or rather it was stolen from me by my older sister's friend "B." The two of them had tormented me endlessly, calling me names, "the little fag" was a favorite of theirs, stealing things from my room, and pushing me around and getting in my face if I dared stand up to them. This had gone on for years until B. moved away and my sister tried to convince me they hadn't meant anything by it. I guess my emotional scars were a small price to pay for their "fun".

About a year later B. came to town and spent the night at our house. My sister immediately reverted to her sadistic tendencies and my year of relative peace had made me soft. I had locked myself in my room to get away from them and spent the night crying as quietly as I could since our rooms were adjacent. That meant I heard their talk about how I would be a virgin the rest of my life among other things, which made that task of mine harder.
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>>39662836
After midnight I stopped hearing their laughter from my sister's room. Not long after that I heard a knock on my door, and B. asking if she could come in. I had been beating myself up all night over how weak I had been before and decided right there I would show her I could take anything she could give me. I was mistaken.

As soon as I opened the door I could smell the alcohol on her breath and took a step back. She took a step forward with a grin and I took another one backwards. She closed the door behind her and started walking towards me again. I had no idea what she was capable of while intoxicated so I kept moving away from her until I fell onto my bed and she started laughing at me. I asked what she wanted and she said she wanted to "help me out" before moving to hover over me. She bent down and tried to kiss me but I dodged it, which caused her to fall on top of me. I tried to get away but I was stunned by what was happening and she was stronger than she looked.

I honestly don't want to go over what happened next but when my senses came back to me I knew what had happened to me, with the perpetrator sleeping on my bed like nothing had happened. I considered calling the police but knew the stigma I would face, the lack of understanding I've experienced my whole life taken to a new level, as I'm sure many of you don't understand how I felt that night.

I went and tried to sleep on the couch downstairs, and in the morning no one acted as if anything was amiss, myself included. My sister likely knew what happened, if not from the source herself than from hearing it. To this day she has never brought it up and neither have I, nor have I run into B. since then.
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I can safely say the experience screwed me up beyond repair, hence my original comment about having come here for years.

tl;dr
I would gladly trade places with any of you virgins and have the chance to spend my first time with someone special instead of being forced into it.
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>>39662874
lol shut up pussy, you got free sex. greentext the whole thing im horny.

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>Was I a dick for this?

They called and left a message telling me about a bbq they are having tomorrow. I had no plans to go anyway, I hate bbqs and social things like it. Instead of just saying no, I called back and left a message saying, I dont attend bbqs where you just serve 80/20 ground beef, I only eat bison but thanks. I thought this would be better then saying just no, and has truth to it too, love bison

anyway i got a txt from my uncles son whos like 14 saying we didnt want you to come anyway we were just being nice.
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You should have just left a message thanking them for the invite but that you already had plans. Unless you don't care about leaving the impression that you are a dick, because that is the impression that you are giving off from this little anecdote.
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holy shit i would die laughing if someone seriously left me a message like that.
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>>39662920
I was half being serious and half just wanting to tell them to fuck off in a non direct way.

R8 my phone aesthetics, /r9k/
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I said r8 em
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>>39662764
remove dock icons/hide dock completely have less icons on the screen. icons just ruin it. 5/10
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Why the fuck are all of the icons so bright. 3/10

Hey robots,

I'm here to give everyone some advice as to how you can get more girls.
None of that bullshit "Be yourself" crap. I get girls simply because I'm good looking and rich.
But I don't get nearly as many as I want whereas some of my other chad friends do.
I have learned from them and I will share things that you can do if you're not 8/10 or above to get girls.

Ask me and I will deliver.
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>I'm good looking and rich so let me tell you how you can get women just like I've been doing so!

haha sure thing Chad!
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>>39662758
What should I say to my crush tomorrow in class, if I don't know her very well and yet she still says good morning to me? Should I ask her how her weekend was?
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>>39662829
Have you guys talked before ever? IRL or online?

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>tfw gf

Well it's been a fun ride lads, but my 21 years of be a robot have come to an end, I'm a normie now. I'll miss you all
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>>39662735
as much as i hate to say it, you'll be back. nobody leaves this place.
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>>39662767
If nothing else, I'd like to think I'll stop spending several hours a day on this website, at the very least this board
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>>39662834
A few hours is not acceptable. For your own sake, don't come back. It will only do you harm to come back. Try to move on.

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Does anyone want to have an actual conversation with a small group of anons?
I mean, I don't have one, but if anyone is interested in genuine human voice to voice interaction I'd be interested as well
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>>39662729
original bump, talk about your feelings or anything really
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>>39662818
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
omg ur thread is so aww. voice 2 voice eh? no . . . no i cannot . . . im am scare . . .
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>>39662873
I honestly can't even tell if this is genuine or not, these threads attract those kinds of people

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Just found out that my friend beat his dick to Roblox Slither.io and now I don't feel so bad.
What was your most depraved fap /r9k/?
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bump for interest like how the fuck
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>jacked it to horsefucker fanart in highschool
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>>39662712
Says he imagined his snake as some kind of sex demon, and that the dots were being pleasured by it eating them.

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Look at all this food, Anon.
Don't you wanna lick it, Anon?
I made it just for you, my little baby.
Come on, eat it up, and then eat me up.
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I hate you, Anon.
I work night and day to sustain your NEET lifestyle, buy all the shitty chinese cartoons you want, and you treat me like this?
I just wanted to suck your dick, Anon, but you're so socially awkard that you managed to fuck it up.
I'm done with you.
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>>39662604
It's a fucking sandwich and half a dozen potato chips. Anyone could make that crappy meal. Do you want a trophy or something?
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Anon... I just wanted to review games with you.
Wasn't it fun to go thrifting with me?
Let's put on the glasstron and have a gay old time, thiccboy.


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