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>>34165762
Its okay, be sure to use water instead of acohol.
Alchohol is a meme and it harms you and only teenagers fall for that meme, its a way to scam people who have little knowledge of Hookah, if given choice, always ask for a water based Hookah.

>>34165762
If you don't smoke or vape then just take it slow. Shisha smoke is usually very cool and tasty so it's easy to go overboard and give yourself a nasty nicotine hit (Nauseous, racing heartbeat, fucked up hearing) and you'll look like a fag if you do.

>>34166221
Also this

Usually when smoking you inhale the smoke then pull away and inhale again. Do not do this. Simply inhale then exhale. She'll probably want something fruity or minty, either is good for beginners. You'll be fine just play it cool. But cute, admit you haven't done it before but you're excited to try and let her explain things to you, ask relevant questions when the time comes to do so.

shine on you crazy robot.
shine on.

>fatbot gets tired of making fatbot threads and goes insane and eats himself to a coma

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Rest in peace ya fat cunt

>>34165730
But normalfaggots have dreams where their teeth fall out.

my teeth are close to falling out IRL

>>34165730
im not a robot anyway. only come here because i like my threads to be random. too much porn on /b/. i hate the culture here. robots are too bitter and edgy.

>>34165598
Just fuck her for a couple months and the break up.

When you do don't forget to tell her why, that'll teach the hoe

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Nobody reply. Let thread die.

>Normie norms about normie things

>>34165488
Do something else.

I often masturbate when i'm bored.

>>34165488
That's a regular day for me, I don't see the problem here.

Take your shit to yahoo answers, queermo.

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>>34165488
here you go
this should stop you

That's amazing anon, why don't you stay there and never come back?

Reddit is good for its original purpose of finding articles. Its shit for everything else especially its community

>>34165522
I'm already using 4chan less and less so that's probably going to be the inevitable result.

I'm serious though, I'm not advocating that everybody start using Reddit, but having used it myself for the last month it's made me realise that a stinking shithole this place is. It's not healthy.

>>34165440
I am one

I thought everyone here was

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>TFW bf let me wear his MAGA hat on election day and we went cruising while blasting vaporwave out of the speakers of his Honda Civic

>>34165440
idc as long as he/she isn't a cunt I don't care about politics

>>34165415
>shit brown eyes
>hair on forehead

that's a beaner, not an american

>>34165435
E pluribus unum. All legal citizens are Americans before anything else, including former nationality and race.

>>34165435
>that's a beaner, not an american
it's time to wake up and smell the roses, sunshine.

>>34165413
Anon even if you get into a fight with her and you think she hates you she will still be devastated after you die. I know I would be and even more so if we broke up then you died since I would think its my fault.

>>34165413
>tranny
>her

Pick one

>>34165507
She already knows I'm suicidal though

>>34165389
I have no intention to do so, BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>34165389
you will go to jail

I'm sure I'll think of something, just a minute.

i-if anyone is reading this then my email is dgafhard[AT]live.com

>>34165375
Are you male or female
Al so where abouts do you live

>>34165615
I'm male and I live in northern europe!

Looks more like Steve from American Dad

>>34165366
>tfw computer broke one summer and i was depressed and had nothing to do but watch the entirety of King Of The Hill when it was on netflix and now I get comfy PTSD from King Of The Hill

hank is literally a fucking normie

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fiction is perfection when compared to reality

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>>34165299
My hobby is shooping the breasts and hips off of female characters to make them cute lil loliboys

Overwatch porn is the best thing about overwatch

But I'm anti-abortion and pro-assisted suicide.
Assisted suicide is done with the full consent of the being that's going to die.

If there's I think I've learnt from the little social interactions I've had, is to NEVER EVER argue with a woman about anything, it doesn't matter how trivial the conversation seems like.
Just fucking don't.

It's a plain waste of time and a guaranteed headache, just either change subject or at worst agree with what they say, even if they're asking for your own opinion and that's how the conversation started.

>>34165335
I was saying that the opposite doesn't make sense. To allow a woman to kill her unborn child yet refuse a man the right to die if he wants to is completely nonsensical.
When I tell this to women they start rambling about how I'm a man and "just don't get it", that "the fetus isn't conscious" and "it's my body, my choice"
Even saying that people have the right to be against abortion, as a personal opinion, gets me death stares from the same women who claim to be pro-free speech.
>>34165358
I know I should stop arguing with them but I can't stand people who spout constant illogical bullshit all the time.

>>34165226
Cause he was black and i wanted to feel nice

there never has been, nor will there be, a good US president.

>>34165226
I was a liberal when I was younger