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>this is it im going to keep fapping after i cum
>stop fapping and clean up
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are you literally me?
I am the original.
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you gotta fap your butthole during the penis downtime
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THIS. Every single time.
>This is it. There is no way I won't fap to this again
>literally the holy grail of porn
>cum
>meh this isnt even that good
>what waste of time
>they look fucking disgusting/hilarious lmao
>what am I even doing with my life?
>what is life even?
What does it mean?
why my peepee get big wen i see girl peepees?
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its only wierd if her peepee is bigger
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just so we're clear here, you're gay for that and no one can tell you otherwise
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Retard roomies vent thread 2017-02-27 03:32:50 Post No.35160181
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Retard roomies vent thread
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I'm poor fag NEET with no parents or family who give a shit.
I live off neetbux
I had to move into a rooming house so I can afford rent AND food.
One guy is psychotic. Literally. Has a bunch of.homeless people friends he brings over.
Makes a mess everywhere. Never cleans anything .
If.you say anything he freaks out
One guy hasn't paid his rent in 4 months.
I don't wanna live with someone like that. Means they don't care and will probably rob you.
Another plays his TV super loud at 4am. Drinks a lot. Has drunk friends over ..
Also hasn't paid rent in months
The place is a run down shithole.
FML
No work in my town. I looked.
Only get reg neetbux not special head broken neetbux
Share your own stories of fuckhead roomies
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how old are you anon
more stories
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>>35160236
Old enough
>last weekend
>psycho has his homeless friends over
>makes mess in kitchen
>dishes everywhere
>sit in sink for days
Hey anon, you gonna clean those?
>looses. His. Shit. Starts yelling, getting in my face, swearing, slamming doors
>whatever
Looking for a new place to live.
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>>35160362
Oh ya he's like 50, crack head and really sick so I wasn't scared or nothing.
Just wtf behavior
After that he starts crying how no on helps him keep the place clean, how he can't do it on his own wah.wah wah
Get fucked idiot. Im not doing your dishes.
Anyone here wank a lot but still find the idea of "he had sex with" or "she had sex with" to just be disgusting and shameful? i think women are hot but if it came down tonit i wouldnt want to have sex or anything i just use it as a way to jack off. i know i couldnt stand it id be gross, touching and stuff and in porn anytime anyone moans or somethibg i just get so damned mad and disgusted. theres never any reason to make sound its not that "extreme" or intense feeling ive done it thousands of times ffs
anyone else like this?
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You sound autistic
jk
i get you
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first i gotta figure out how to speak to a woman in the first place then i could possibly cross that bridge. but yea i know where your coming from, most girls even the hot one's are just kinda gross, you would need to be a sasha grey in order for me to have sex with
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>You will never be able to relentlessly, near instantaneously gas everyone who is currently, at this moment, younger than 21
I dare you to post a stronger feel than this.
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>>35159888
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee urself
a feel my bees's
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>>35159888
>you will always be the person you are
>all those people who hate you will continue to do so
>you are not loved
>you're death will be celebrated
>you are worthless
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Potential repercussions of being diagnosed with a mental disorder 2017-02-27 03:15:46 Post No.35159773
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Potential repercussions of being diagnosed with a mental disorder
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What are the potential repercussions of being diagnosed with a mental disorder? Part of me wants to go to a psychiatrist and get evaluated but I'm scared that if i get labelled as deranged then it will hinder my future career prospects, my ability to get a gun license and ability to emigrate.
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>>35159773
Depends 100% on what country you live in.
In the US, your mental health records are completely confidential and cannot be used against you for travel, employment or anything else. You must sign a written agreement to release your records to anyone that requests them, and you agree to how much is released.
The ONLY exception to all of this is military enlistment and gun ownership.
Your mental health history is extremely relevant to your ability to serve, and you have to disclose if you've ever so much as seen a psychologist if you want to enlist. You can be barred from entry due to mental illness, and can be kicked out after being diagnosed with anything if it's bad enough (like I was).
In addition there are multiple federal laws against anyone who is "mentally defective" or has been institutionalized from owning a gun. A lot of background checks don't pick up on this, though, so sometimes it can be circumvented. This obviously varies from case to case.
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>>35159994
I live in the UK.
Did you know woodlice and silverfish are closely related? This fact isnt original but it will let me post.
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>>35160222
No idea what UK's laws are like but I bet you could find out pretty easily by googling it.
What's more important is that if you feel like you need mental health care, you're probably going to hurt your employment prospects, ability to get a gun license and ability to emigrate a lot more by letting your mental issues go unchecked.
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How can I stop myself from spending all my free time in front of the computer/Netflix? I get mentally exhausted and need to unwind. I just spent seven hours refreshing 4chan with shows I've seen a million times playing in the background. I can force myself to be more productive for some time but I always relapse. Productivitybots, how do I break myself of this curse?
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>>35159746
just start playing league
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>>35159950
thx you fixed me
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>>35159746
You're on the right track but the wrong train. You're focusing on the things you're filling the void with, instead of the void itself. Addiction to distraction is the default state if you have nothing else to do, no goals, no projects, no interests, no activities, etc.
Fix the void, the rest will take care of itself.
...or so I tell myself.
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How do you get a girl to supply you with sexual intercoyrse?
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you find one that hates herself, and has to have sex while fucked off her mind drunk to make herself feel better for a short while. then you can be one of those guys that makes the bf's those girls end up with feel like complete and utter pathetic shit. a lot like me
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>>35159631
you gotta go up to them and give them a firm handshake and ask for their number
trust me i put my penis in vaginas sometimes
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sex is not a commodity provided by women
it is an act performed by two people
how do two people perform an act?
this is the nature of your investigations
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Chad here ama.
Pic related. Some bitch I fucked this weekend.
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nice 4chan filename
>retards will still fall for this
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>>35159612
I've got bad news for you bro, she was a demon, look at her eyes
>Out in the world
>see couple
>vision goes blank, heart sinks, immediately forget what I was trying to do
Anyone else know this feel? It happens even worse when they are high school age. They have a right to be outside too, but I genuinely have started going outside less because I might see couples when I do.
Also, how come you always see kids, and groups of kids, and middle aged people outside, but never any other non-couple 20-30 year old dudes out and about? Makes me feel unwelcomed desu desu.
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>>35159582
i feel the same thing too, except its when i see kebab, niggers, and jews
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iktf it feels like time freezes when im in the presence of couples desu feels weird
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Who badass online, but meek IRL? 2017-02-27 03:05:06 Post No.35159526
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Who badass online, but meek IRL?
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I can literally make you cry and rage online, but IRL I'm nothing.
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>>35159526
meek online, meek offline
there's just no hope for some of us
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>>35159526
thats nice anon
remember to Beeeeeeeeee urself OP
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>>35159526
You're nothing online also anon.
You're simply nothing.
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Anyone else stuck with a small room? I've only just realized how little space I have to actually move and I've been feeling claustrophobic for the last hour.
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>>35159450
focus on this bee
and Beeeee urself OP
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>>35159493
Bees scare me though.
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>>35159450
I pay 700 bucks a month (before utilities) to live in a 400sqft apartment in a town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Get out of here OP.
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*bork* *bork* what stare at anon?
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>>35159400
this is a cuteposttfw muted for two seconds :/
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>>35159429
>you are now imaging it walking
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>>35159473
>imaging
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>A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
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>>35159144
And maybe be a simpleeeee kind of man...
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>>35159179
I prefer this version of that image. The spikes and dildos on the stools really adds to atmosphere, senfam.
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How can I sound more masculine? 2017-02-27 02:44:05 Post No.35159123
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How can I sound more masculine?
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I lift weights and have a large build. But people say my voice tone doesn't match my body. I have the voice of a 8 year old boy that's trying to guilt trip his mama into buying him a new Minecraft dlc. How can I sound more aggressive? I think I was raised like a fucking pussy for not ever being able to get rid of the "bup mama I wub yuuu" type of voice. How do I make more voice less soft?
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Also my voice dramatically sounds different if I am pissed off like during road rage "whaat Yuu say mehhhh.... FUCK YOU, YOU SHIT DICKED FAGGOT!!!" "Oh-kaay Imeh calm now..."
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idk but dont fall for the drinking semen thing