>bought new earbuds online
>they're shit
music and this board is all I have
yes I know earbuds are terrible but prefer them, can anyone please recommend a pair around $100?
Why do you prefer earbuds? It's not like you ever go outside running?
>>36792786
i workout once in awhile. also I look autistic with full size sets. I like being subtle
>>36792855
Why don't you just buy beats earbuds or apple earbuds? Let me guess it's not hipster enough for you. You need some obscure shit no "normie" uses to make yourself unique.
can someone guide me on how to buy myself a gun on the dark net?
Why don't you drink bleach instead? Maybe you get finally attention from your family.
Why don't you just go to a gun store?
Fuck off CIA, learn to do it yourself
grenntext the last 24hours of your life in this thread.
>alternate between sitting on 4chan and playing video games all day
>study some mathematics for my upcoming test
>go to bed
>get up again today
>go get a haircut and make awkward small talk with my barber
>come back
>plan on repeating for the rest of the day
that's it really
>work on trucks
>go home and drink beer
>return to working on trucks
So excite, much active life
>don't remember anything up to 11pm
>watch tv show for an hour and a half
>spend lying in bed till 11am without being able to sleep
>fuck around 2 hours
>decide to fight depression
>ask a "friend" whether he wants to go out
>get ignored
>go for a sad walk all by myself
>come home
>think why do I deserve this
>cry to myself
>get in bed
>comfy time
>need to piss
>>36792723
ALWAYS.
FUCKING ALWAYS.
>>36792723
>wake up
>need to piss
>too lazy to leave bed
>spend hours before pissing and brushing teeth
everytiem
I used to piss myself a lot on cold nights because it made me feel really warm and gave me goosebumps
Tell me /r9k/, are there any other pizza chain that is better than Papa Johns?
Papa John's is terrible.
Comet Ping Pong has best pizza.
Yes. Every other chain.
The LC
Are there any real "losers" left up in this bitch?
Im not talking about failed normies, muh low gpa, muh min wage job, muh no gf, muh no friend.
I mean actual losers who never even gave a fuck to actually try and fit in or do shit.
You know who you are. The robot who could have it all if he just applied himself but for whatever reason the robot doesnt do it.
Me, personally? Shiet mane, watching the normies on social media makes me feel kinda sad for them with just a hint of jealousy. Nowhere near enough to make me want to play their game though, thats for sure.
>Spend at least third of your life asslicking the boss while making him rich
>Take a loan to "buy" a fancy car
>Spend at least half of your paycheck every month on a tiny concrete box which will never be yours
>Spend the rest of the slave pocket change buying over priced "stylish" clothes and accessories, get the same haircut everybody else has, buy artificial smells to spray on yourself
>Never have or talk about deep thoughts, just barely scratch the surface with everybody you meet and pretend to be friends with
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA all the time no matter how you truly feel
>Be cool.jpg
Jesus christ. I mean, being nearly homeless and broke is hell in itself, but all the normal shit seems way more like a prison to me than success.
Maybe im just edgy. I truly couldnt tell you or myself why exactly i never bothered to try doing this stuff. For whatever reason it just doesnt interest me. Definitely doesnt seem worth the effort at all.
Hbu?
Yeah same. Coupled with a few traumatic experiences, it sealed the deal for me.
I actually have no relation to the function of society beside not committing criminal acts, because I value my NEET freedom.
I have no drive to mingle in society and don't feel any urge, not even in the slightest, to follow any monetary or creative aspirations. I just want to live out my life and not be bothered by people.
I don't think I'm asking for much.
>>36792669
>You know who you are. The robot who could have it all if he just applied himself but for whatever reason the robot doesnt do it.
I had a grill in my bed twice. She touched my penis twice and I went to sleep.
>>36792726
I understand you except
>no creative aspirations
Why not mate? Writing, making music, painting stuff, woodworking etc. is pretty fun, especially if you just do it for yourself and not for money or recognition.
>beside not committing criminal acts
Same except lately i have been thinking about dealing drugs a bit. I spent the last couple of months walking the streets, trying the local quality of drugs and observing the "street life" and i am 80% sure i could deliver better quality drugs with at least 60% profit.
Something im considering lately.
Whats the worst that can happen? They lock me up? Shit nigga, i am eternal NEET, having a roof, food and free time is all i ever had and wanted.
>>36792777
Lel, thats pretty savage. I bet you fucked with her brain by doing that. Nice one
If another fucking normie laughs at me from their car there's going to be hell to pay
throw an egg at them
>>36792704
l dont carry eggs around on my person you sick fuck
>>36792716
Start then, duh.
Why are normies so obsessed with being special and unique and "making a difference"?
I take comfort in my averageness knowing almost nobody knows or cares about my existence
>why isn't everyone else just like me
Gee I don't know anon
iktf
I don't get the craving for eternity and life after death either. I'm so glad I'll eventually stop existing forever.
>>36792610
their stupid normie brains has to trick them into reproducing
ITT: State the perfect way for you to be waken up.
waking up fucking sucks, might as well make it as enjoyable as possible.
a cute girl kissing me
>>36792609
I want my alarm to tell me that all of the jews are dead and for it to be true.
>>36792656
I think Walt Diseny has that same alarm clock.
>we are all going to turn into nothing at some unforeseeable point in time and there is nothing any of us can do to prevent it
doesn't this freak you out a little?
Why prevent it, accept it. Knowing there is nothing you can do to stop the inevitable. It will calm you down.
>>36792588
If you have no control over it, why worry about it?
>>36792588
Are you kidding, its the most relaxing thing I can think of. Life is miserable I cant wait for it to be over
Join our chill MBTI-themed discord server, we're kinda new so our server's really small at the moment. Sensors are welcome.
Here's the invite: 6SRkM
WARNING-sensors/roasties/orbiters/normans are NOT welcome
ISFP
>implying I actually want to talk to people with my voice online
>>36792981
I love talking with people on voice chat. Great practise for the anxiety too. I think the above link may be expired so here:653G73t
Pls join, I am infp, no bully
>used to shower 1-2 times a week
>rarely shower at all, maybe twice a month
>scrub myself down with a soapy rag now and then inbetween showers so I don't smell
Pull yourself together or kill yourself you fucking disgusting loser.
Those are your only two options.
>>36792507
I am too lazy to bother meeting people/ talking to people. Everything else is still pretty much in line. I don't feel like letting myself go. Too much respect for myself.
>>36792507
surely it takes more effort to scrub yourself down then it takes to just get in the shower for 1 minute
Are guys with big dicks really more confident?
When it comes to getting to third base yeah. And things that come after third base
Yes they are.
Please fuck my throat.
>>36792484
My ex had a pretty huge cock but he is so shy it took him 6 months to even attempt to talk to me. I know anecdote but just saying
>one chance at life
>wasn't born in america
AHAHAHAA FAGGOT
Where were you born?
Where were you born, anon?
Besides, you don't want to live here. It's riddled with niggers and faggots
This place is kinda retarded
Sure being a burger fag with a big dick is fun but I'd rather be a little dicked japanese
*blocks your path*
Not so fast, Anon! It's been ages since we last snuggled together! You haven't forgotten about me, have you?
>>36792408
Please hug me tight desu! Hug me tight and never let go!
>>36792467
Of course anon, that's what stuffies are for! C'mere!
>>36792744
Th-thanks, you are so fluffy desu!