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Do you *actually* have an aspergers diagnosis? If not, and you have no other life-threatening or crippling disabilities, you should gtfo this board.
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Is there any reasonable means through which we can ban women from /r9k/ or do we seriously just have to put up with their near constant presence?
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>>37898834
Getting rid of fembot threads, first and foremost. Maybe have a few honeypot threads that could lure the females and white nights out, and then mass report the obvious ones. Once the majority are gone, they won't get the attention they want and will leave.
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>>37898872
you know that 90% of the fembot threads are made by neckbeards don't you?

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Realistically speaking, what percentage of robots will make it past their 50s' without going to jail or killing themselves?
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>>37898799
>what percentage of robots will make it past their 50s' without going to jail or killing themselves?

The ones with a trap waifu (male) that keeps them on the right path.
Having and actual gf/female waifu/3D waifu will not save you robots.
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to be completely honest I'm surprised I made it past high school. id say 15% make it to the normie realm, 15% take their lives, and 70% are either wagies or neets
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>>37898799
>>37899300
5% kill themselves, 35% become normies, 55% become failed normies (work depressing dead end jobs, marry some used up stacy and have an unfullfilling relationship), 5% become NEETs on autismbux.

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SHUT UP AND STOP BEING MEANIES
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>>37898794
l can't help that I'm dumb
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>>37898794
Cut your fingers off so we don't have to see the shit you type anymore.

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>tfw you finally have sex and lose your virginity with someone you actually like and its shit and totally overrated
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>>37898783
This is the ultimate redpill for virgins.

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19, antisocial sperg, can't make any friends, sad and lonely all the times.

Would going to places middle school
Kids hang out be a good place to make friends?
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Yes, but you'll probably get shot, just talk to people here if you have the need for "friends"
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>>37898780
>girls
why not boys? are you a pedo?
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>>37898780
Get a babysitting job and post results.

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I wish I had a big or even average penis.
Then I could have had a normal life and not be depressed...
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Give me a fucking discord link
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>>37898745
No you jewish shill
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that mouth reminds me of the mouth on this painting of hayley mills

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>go to grocery store, pick up a couple 'party size' bags of chips
>cashier stacy sarcastically asks me "so where's the party"
>run out of store without my chips
WHY DO NORMIES DO THIS

THEY HAVE EVERYTHING AND I HAVE NOTHING

WHEN WILL THEY EVER HAVE ENOUGH
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>>37898727
They want more OP. To see you run.
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>>37898727
We feast on your suffering. Normie hurting normie is a friendly banter. Normie hurting robot is a glorious victory, pushing weak.
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>>37898727
he just wanted to join the party.

cashiers are dead inside.

What are the most patrician careers?
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>>37898708
>lawyer
>actuary
>doctor
>pro-consul
>postmaster general
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>>37898708
Unemployment. Even if they never accomplish anything, they still feel worthy.
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>>37898708
Patrician is a pedigree. You either have it or you don't.

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>b mee
>date gril
>she brake up withh mee
pliz gib robot guy leik me sum /adv/ xd
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>was born in sweden to swedish parents
>automatically good genetics, but still a sperg
>move to australia when 9 years old, don't know english at all
>because of language barrier and autism I didn't make a single friend
>the time when I should've been establishing human connections I was using for vidya and anime

>15 years later, living neet life, khv, still in australia (melb)
>stumble across norweigan youtube channel one day
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psBJ2noukrU)
>keep watching cos norweigans is similar to swedish and i sorta understand it

>tfw after 2 hours of watching these vlogs I realise the life I missed out on
>tfw I'm too old now to go back and relive my teenage years, which I lost to playing games
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>>37898686
that's a swedish channel, anon
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You don't think autism would've gotten in your way had you lived in sweden?
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>>37898884
i think the culture shock got to me, i was fairly normal before we moved

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Is this just a combination of all the disgusting 4chan boards?

Literally just a mixture of /d/, /b/, /soc/, and /pol/.
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>>37898683
Yeah. It used to be worth more but now it's trash.

2008-2011: OC era. Better version of /b/, neckbeards calling each other gentlemen and using the word epic unironically. Tons of funny greentext stories

Greentext threads joking about anxiety and being a social misfit spiraled out of control. Wojak and ">tfw no gf" became memes. The result was:

2011-2014: Feel era. Full of feelposting, blogging, NEETs, red pill autism, and misogyny. Moot deleted the board out of disgust, but had the moral fiber to restore it (to the loss of almost everybody). It was easy to find emotionally affecting threads where people were talking about the worst things that ever happened to them, alongside redpill stuff with unreal hatred for women.

Then, wizchan drew away the angriest, saddest people, and this board started poking fun at itself. Smug Pepe gave rise to manchild stories, which eventually led to REEEEEEEE, POO POO PEE PEE, Good Boy Points, tendies, and other awful memes. /r9k/ became the darling child of /r/4chan and the population was almost wholly replaced by redditors and teenage memers, leading to

2014-21XX: Cancer Era. Plenty of bait, highshoolers trying to find internet girlfriends, more trap threads than /b/, interracial spam, /soc/ content, fetish posting, and porn. There's basically no reason to be here anymore, and almost every intelligent oldfag has left this board and quite possibly this website.
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Very nice, very nice. What a way to be deleted.

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Talking/reasoning with my Mom is like trying to talk/reason with a little kid. She's all emotion and absolutely no logic. It's so frustrating trying to ask her for anything because she's always a complete bitch. She actually goes out of her way to be angry at people every single day. I honestly don't want to be anywhere near her because she'll somehow find something to get angry at me about. It wouldn't bother me if she was like this every once and awhile, but she is literally always like this. Condescending, distrustful, negative, not to mention the fact that she's also extremely lazy as well. She's a stay at home Mom who doesn't even know how to cook! But I digress.

Is your Mom crazy anon?
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>arguing with women. Your basically talking to a brick wall
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>>37898680
My mom is basically the same except she works an 8-hour job. My fucking God does she have a big mouth on her.

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MORE NORMIES AT MY SCHOOL RUINING MY LIFE. MY TEACHER WANTED ME TO BE AN MC OF A TALENT SHOW AT MY SCHOOL, AND I HATE SPEAKING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. I STUTTERED, AND ACCIDENTLY MADE A SARCASTIC COMMENT, BASICALLY SAYING SOMEONE SUCKED AT SINGING. HOW COULD LIFE BE ANY WORSE. I AM MORE HATED NOW THAN EVER. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>37898676
>>37898892
Being so autistic as to shamefully self-bump your own thread.
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>>37898676
>>37898892
Its not normies fault you cant handle even the most basic of tasks. You have only yourself to blame.


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