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>tfw 4chan is just a bunch of anime posters, porn, politics and boring normie shit.

What happened to enjoying memes like we used to?
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>>34181144
4chan was new and people didn't know what the hell memes were so they explored it and had a hell of a time for years
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>>34181144

Yea, anime posters totally wasn't here from day one.

Memes have gotten old and commonplace probably, people have gotten tired of them, just like all other things that comes in fashion for a while.
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>>34181144

Oh dear, I didn't even bother to check your dubdubs.

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"No singles policy"
This is just a meme, right? Theaters and restaurants don't really bar you from entry if you're by yourself?
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Lol why wouldn't they want me? I'm an 897 ilvl protection pally. lol.
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Yes anon, please come into my bar. You can sit at the bar and nurse a $3 beer for two hours and scare off entire groups of girls ready to spend a couple hundred dollars for a night out.
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I've literally never heard of this. Maybe I just don't go to places popular enough to warrant it.

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I've been obsessing over this one guy and my hatred for him for nearly a year, and the hatred is starting to feel good, for lack of a better word. When I'm thinking about how intense this hatred is, I become empowered, and feel as if I could take on anyone or anything. I'm full of pent up violence and rage, and nothing to do with it.

Perhaps I should join the army?
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why do you hate him? did he do anything to you or are you just jealous or some shit?
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>>34181115
He didn't do anything to me, he did horrible things to others who were powerless to stop him. But that's besides the point. I'm trying to brainstorm legal ways to satisfy my need for violence.

I'd join the army, but I don't want to fight for Jewish interests.
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>>34181096
Kill the fucker.
I
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Murder him

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>get horny
>do something incredibly degen
>cum
>lose all interest, feel shitty about it

just fucking kill me
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>get horny
>cum on my stomach
>get some on my finger and lick it
>puke
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>get horny
>do something incredibly degen
>cum
>get big shitheating grin on my face
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What did you do op?

was it gay?

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>Tfw you constantly post the same picture of yourself on /r9k/ and /soc/ in the vain hopes a qt femanon would notice you.
>Tfw you look like a knock off version of Elliot Rodgers

I want to end my life Anons
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Post foto plox senpai
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>>34180901
>Tfw you've posted it in both a /soc/ and /r9k/ thread twice today. Might as well shill for 3
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>>34180923
You look like a slightly more autistic version of Elliot Rodgers.

Which is better than 99% of the people here.

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FIRST TO REPLY WITH A 0 OR D-BS slash TR-PS GETS THE STATE OF VERMONT
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>>34180856
ok

orangina
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>>34180856
shameless self bump
also whoever has the most EV at the end wins
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>>34180856
President jeb pls (jeb is a robot like us pic related)

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>22 year old male
>people still call me "buddy"
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>24 to
>people still call me boi
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Holy fucking shit why do people do this
I really am a retard aren't I
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Hey guy, I'm not your buddy!

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I cannot fathom moderating this site for free. What do you gain from doing a job for free? Bragging rights? Women? Is it an unpaid internship?


I don't think having "Been a moderator for the most degenerate site on the internet" would be beneficial to you. Please do tell.


I summon you: CP. Dark web. I am mod. Cheese pizza. rekt. Rate me /b/
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>>34180605
Reported your post for being a mega faggot
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>>34180605
Mods didnt delete this yet?
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>>34180605
Probably rich idiots that are supported by parents and disability or kids that have cushy computer jobs

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I HATE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO
REEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF, ANNOYING CUNTS

your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post
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Fuck your ahole bro
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epic thread my dude

original prankster
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>>34180594
u're a mean one, mr. grinch.

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>spend a week learning the guitar
>chad decides to learn the guitar
>precedes my progress within 10 minutes

why live?
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>>34180506
dw kek. I was in Chad's position in high school.
>join guitar club in 10th grade
>grills think im a solid 8/10
>have had at least 7 girls interested in me but I was too focused on League to care
>walk into guitar club classroom
>see a bunch of edgelords
>alls i hear is smells like teen spirit and iron man
>get home go on ultimate guitar
>learn scales
>learn how to go up nd down, improvise, work on finger technique nd picking
>spend a good 5-6hrs practicing every day
>1 month in im pretty gud, can play Megadeth's Rust In Peace (riffs, solos kinda getting there)
>show up to club one day with my new Jackson Kelly
>tfw qt3.14 notices senpai
>start playing Poison Was The Cure
>no one can play that kind of rhythm guitar in class
>finish and edgelords all looking at me
>"h-how long have you b-b-been playing anon?"
>"about a month"
>tfw orbiter for qt3.14 has been 'playing' for 2yrs
>tfw he can only play Smoke In The Water completely
>mfw he got cucked
>mfw he fucked his qt3.14
>mfw he's still a beta bitch
>mfw minoring in music nd majoring in human biology
>betas BTFO!!!
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Thing about Chad is he's actually intelligent too. He can do everything you can do better: physically, mentally, and socially.
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>>34181381
Likewise, he can beat you in Call of Duty, pwn you on your favorite mmo, turn in an A plus science report, all while fucking you waifu.

>>34180506
You need to stop worying about what people thing when learning guitar. There's 60 year olds who pick it up and learn it, it's this thing called passion.
passion=enjoyment+doing something a lot.

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Has /r9k/ tried clubbing?

I went for the first time last night despite being 30

It was like I entered a universe where girls actually gave a shit about me. They kept smiling at me. I didn't know how to dance, but two different girls came and offered me lessons. Chads turned out to be bros and helped me talk to ladies and bought me free beers. I feel like this is a pretty major discovery. It was the complete opposite of how life is for me normally. I could have easily gotten laid with just a bit more confidence

Has /r9k/ had any good experiences at the club?
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>>34180409
You must be good looking
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>>34180409
If you live close enough to a club to go and it's like that why aren't you just going there more and going out
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>>34180409
You are now aware that you are actually a chad and need to fuck off from here, loser.

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Why does the girl look so happy?
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she does loves her white guys
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>>34180421
this time with Germany
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>>34180421
holy shit, his BWC would tear her in half

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tfw feeI sad
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I know it's cliche, but I have a ukulele in my room and I whenever I'm sad I bust out some blues. It makes me feel a nice, bittersweet kind of sad rather than just sad. I like it a lot.

I used to have a melodica which I prefer greatly, but I was just borrowing it and I had to give it back.
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tfw don't feel sad

tfw only feel hunger, pain, or nothing.
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>>34180374
Me too anon-kun what's wrong

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Upstate ny anon here

I returned for a bit but have decided to leave again. I've just been scrolling through this too much and it's really depressing and there's too many dicks everywhere

Farewell again
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>>34180372

When are you finally going to move to LA?
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>>34180402
I gave up I'm picking a shittier city to move to
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>>34180445

where else do you have in mind?

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Let's try this again, how's your day going replier?
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>>34180337
I'm pretty good how are you.

You can only answer yes or no but do your parents know you're gay replier?
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>>34180355

Yes or no.

Replier, what is your favorite food?
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>>34180386

I like pizza. Especially the seafood ones. What about yours replier?

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