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Why is life so boring? I want it to be just like a shoujo.

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Post YFW the guy still proposed to her

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Instead of complaining about hypergamy, why not just even the odds and go find a wife in a third world country?

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Do any of you seriously still want to live in this timeline?

We live in a world where
>kids as young as 7 years old can come out as gay or transsexual
>people are only attracted to someone based on looks
>people are forced to choose factions related to a specific gender, race, or sexuality.
>if you disagree with someone on one topic (such as political standing) they will hate you forever.
>freedom of speech is exploited and yet voicing an unpopular opinion can wreck you. Causing you to lose a job or get booted from an organization

Will it get better?

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>2011 flick
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>browsing through the catalog
>cousin looking behind says "what the fuck is that"
>saw a porn thread


Thanks for that cunts.

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>ywn be a ranch hand in the 1930s
Damn this feel

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>tfw you're the older, balder, fatter son

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>so you play your albums
>and you smoke your pot

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>be me
>24 y/o
>in high school for the third time
>not amerifat so there's no GED, you have to do a year long course
>picked a work heavy subject that I'm actually interested in
>never do homework, do well on most tests, just ok on others
>have to do a log book over a period of 10 weeks
>don't do any of it until the night before it's due
>the amount of work to be done here is staggering
>can't concentrate to the point of forgetting what I've read immediately after I've finished a sentence because it's so boring and overwhelming
>quit before I've finished less than 10%

haha funny joke right guys? glad I was born into a world where you're required to finish high school to have a place in society that isn't below a bridge somewhere

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>almost 24
>lazy as fuck and easily distracted
>got a game development degree (lol)
>portfolio is subpar
>havent had a real job before and parents are too soft on me
>feeling the stress of everyone that I know becoming successful while I'm left behind.

I think Im too autistic to work in service jobs like retail and deal with people. My dream is t o work in a studio and start making decent money but I dont think thats ever going to happen.
I could always try sfm porn for patreon or learn a trade and become a welder.
What should I do with my life.

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Here's an autistic request: I'm looking for an Apustaja/Helper that's holding out a heart in a really cute way. Not like a heart that has been brutally ripped out of someone's chest, but like a nice cute red heart. If anybody has something like that or wants to make one for me, it would mean a lot. Thanks.

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>tfw sociopath
I don't care actually

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Why did I think going out was a good idea robots?

>See add at one of the seven (7) Local pubs (red flag)
>its a comedy special done by a man I've always enjoyed (the guy from housos/fat pizza)
>only thing on the add is the date
>ok.jpg
>tonight rolls around. Decide I'll go because fuck it I wanna do -something- this year
>go in, stacey at the bar is visibly confused when I ask about the time, price and how exactly you get a ticket. Has to ask a barfly for answers
>literally nobody knows where in the pub the show is, when it starts or what the tickets are for
>Spend a half hour sitting outside in the cold with others waiting
>see people eating during this time- where are they getting the food from? Every ordering place is clearly for alcohol
>eventually get weasley'd by some short fat woman and her brood and follow them like a lost puppy
>eventually its worked out that the show is happening in some side room. People are already in there but others are barred
>everyone randomly forms a line. Stand for 20 minutes
>Get inside, it's hot,cramped and the first 10 normies in have taken every available seat either themselves or hoarding them for friends
>spend another 15 minutes standing, sweating on aching feet. Watching normals drag chairs in through a side door that is swiftly locked
>decided fuck this and make for the exit- stopped by a cabbie who knows my name. So I figure I might as well stay since I'm near the main door now and can steal a chair of my own
>10 minutes later the show begins
>Normies are loud, the room is small and there are far too many people crammed inside
>Suffer through maybe a half hour of a 2-hour aural onslaught before Nopeing out
>get maccas on the way home. Resolve never to do something like this again

Why did I think it'd be a good idea to go out? I don't even like going to the movies because it's too fucking loud, and I'm not even full-blown "sounds trigger autistic fits" I just wanna play warfame and erp now..

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>Big dicks are ideal to wome-