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Its only gay if the balls touch.

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>>34034154
100% gay.

an hero faggot

>>34034154
yes, two men having sex is gay

>>34034152
LMAO the ride never ends

these beta feels I know them

sound bad op

bumping this thread my good sirs

>>34034143
Oona.

Told this story too many times, and honestly I'm fucking sick of it. Bottom line is we had a good time, then she broke up with me. I got stalker-y, she lashed out, I've been fucked romantically ever since.

>>34034143
>Jessica (not using her actual name)
>We were both 18
>Cute in the face but sort of overweight. I let her take my virginity because she seemed easy (I was her fifth)
>Starts talking about getting married and shit two months into our relationship
>Claimed that she was forced into having sex when she lost her virginity, I talked to the guy who took it and he said that isn't how it happened
>Tolerate it for a while, play along with it so we do fine as well
>Dated for 5 months
>Break up with her
>Starts trash talking me and posting shit about me all over social media almost immediately
>Start dating a former friend of hers shortly after, who is sort of ugly
>She drunk messages me on snapchat around this time and tells me that she's fucked five guys ever since we broke up
>Sends me a pic of the guy she is with rn (says they never had sex, which sounds like bullshit)
>okcunt.jpg
>Slut shame her until she blocks me on snapchat

Now
>Break up with new girl
>She starts talking to me again
>Tells me she didn't fuck five guys, but it was really three and she thought saying five would get to me more
>yourefullofshit.jpg
>Starts shit talking my ex; I go along with it a bit because I think the same way
>We fuck a bunch of times
>Never start dating
>Say I love you to each other

Wtf am I doing

>>34034134
I still go to church. Never stopped.

I never went to church unless my family was doing some event with my grandmother

I wasn't raised particularly religious, and never had it forced down my throat

Most of my knowledge of christianity came via friends and pop culture.

At the age of 17 I read both the bible and the quran, then Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion" and decided religion was kind of dumb, but I kept it to myself, because any time I try to explain why the concept of religion is silly I get adhominemed as a fedora tipping neckbeard, and at the end of the day it really doesnt hurt me if someone believes in something stupid.

>>34034484
*tips fedora
Excuse me kind sir, but this is a euphoria-free zone. Please go to a more enlightened website, such as reddit.

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I used to have some pretty degenerate fetishes when I was younger, but nowadays all I want is to cuddle with a girl and have slow and loving sex.

It's like the reverse of what usually happens when you spend time on 4chan.

>>34034063
nah i agree m9, all that shit is stupid and boring, i never had any interest in fetishes. i just like sex, and i like all kinds of girls of all shapes and sizes (unless theyre like morbidly obese) but literally 0 beyond that. fucking is nice

Fucking perverts.

I bet you all like hand holding too.

>>34034027
>>tfw she actually texts you first
Probably because you're white (or black).

Whites and blacks can't be robots. They're always going to be fetishized by some fuckin' roastie.

>>34034047
What are you exactly? The only male race I can see that never gets fetishised would be Indian men.

Even middle eastern men can be sexy, just look at game of thrones and that dornish guy that was hot as fuck.

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Get this normie shit out of here

sage

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Here is cat

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His name is Rammstein

>>34033971
Is the wall supposed to look like that? It looks disgusting.
But the cat is cute.

>>34033939
Im drinking a crystal pepsi right now haha suck it!

Coke sucks ass!

>adulthood is realizing the liquid jew is the liquid jew

>>34033932
what is she studying op?

pbbbtttttttt the dog is making a poo poo tongue noise

She is not thinking about you and you should not think about her. Move on.

Yes, anon. Do it for those who cannot. For us.

>>34033887
I'd try to get as much as possible without pushing it way too much. If you want to stay in touch while she's in school, it shouldn't be that hard, so I guess keep things going nicely, idk much about this shit. Best I got

>>34034057
keep in mind though that it will not lead to anything physical. we both live at our parents right now

so the only enjoyment and personal satisfaction i will receive from this is knowing that I spend time with girl (that for all I can tell) also wants to spend time with me

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How am I supposed to interpret what i just saw? Anon, I feel dirty. What is this?

>>34034162
It's an mlp doll that's been soaking in a jar of cum (regularly added to) over the course of months (years?). There was an incident which turned the cum brown.

>>34034222
nice digits brobot
I think the original jar was left next to a radiator,
Either way it was messed up

>>34033827
>pornhub
>accounts
hmmm the (((data))) is really activating my almonds

It's wrong :
It'd be like this
Men- BBC, KEK, TRAP
Women-lesbian

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I'm seriously getting pissed the fuck off

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>>34033813
>an image that sums up /r9k/

>>34033813
That guy looks pretty boss tho
He probably bagged at least one of them by the end of the night

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>>34033813
i miss this picture from regular r9k rotation

>>34033812
Pain, insecurity, obsession..

nothing

really

this damn filter is doing its job alright

>>34033832
How do you cope with all that and muster the will to not kill ones self?

>>34033762
it's a meme, there saved you the money

works but makes your dick fall off

>>34033762
I take 20mg a day, if I miss a day then I start freaking out a bit, so it does something. Still don't feel normal though.