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>tfw losing weight
>tfw dick is now 5 inches instead of 4
I'll make it till 6 inches bros
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>>38436918
>>tfw losing weight
Just how fat you were?
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>>38436968
So how much you've lost so far?
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>>38436918
Get a job bro

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If I just lost 65 pounds I really could be a Chad, but right now I'm just a fat Brad. Anybody else know this feel? How can I be consistent in working out, it would take nearly over a year to lose all that weight, how can I possibly stay motivated that long?
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You only get motivated when you see the results
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If I lost 15 lbs I could be Stacy and if I lost 30 I could be perfect.

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Woke up to one of the dumbest posts I've read on /r9k/, but since it seems like more and more of you are believing this garbage and adopting extremely low-calorie diets, I feel this thread is necessary.

>slow metabolism isn't an illness
I don't get this argument. It's not an "illness" but poor dieting habits can fuck your metabolism up beyond repair to the point where you'll be naturally burning 600+ less calories a day than others in your demographic. Which anyone who has dieted before should know is fucking terrible and is a result of prolonged starvation.

>A diet is for life
this is objectively false. A diet is until you reach a weight and body fat percentage that you are happy with. After that you do not have to eat in such a way that you'll lose weight, rather you now get to (and should) eat up to your maintenance. There's a middle ground between a strict diet and "eating like a pig"

>People aren't meant to eat every day
I don't know what fortune cookie pseudo-science shit this comes from but a lot of you seem to believe it which is disturbing. Humans digest most foods in under 24 hours. Skipping a whole day of eating is not healthy.

>1000-1500 cals can lead a healthy lifestyle
if you're a 5 foot tall woman. Google the permanent metabolism and hormone damage that comes from a consistent 1000 calorie diet.

>2000 cals in carbs leads to obesity
that's why you don't exclusively eat junk food. A healthy diet will consist of 25-30% of your calories coming from proteins, 45-50% from carbs and the remainder from fats, while avoiding trans fats almost entirely.

Please robots, don't force yourself to starve to lose weight just to make yourself more vulnerable to obesity and a generally unhealthy life.
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nice and well developed bait, I am sure you'll get your much needed dose of replies
siaf

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>tfw black INTP

do I just kms now?
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For me it's vegeta
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>social anxiety won't allow me to watch videos that take place in a public setting

how fix?
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>accidentally put an entire can of copenhagen in the coffee maker
FUCK
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>>38436684
gotta admit that kinda funny anon
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>>38436684
>>accidentally put an entire can of copenhagen in the coffee maker
what did he mean by this?
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>>38436684
Why does that make you want to shoot yourself by two guns

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>dad unironically uses beer as tanning oil on the beach
>mfw he forces me to do it as well because I'm milk white
Am I getting Chadified?
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>>38436674
you better use a real sun protection or enjoy a skin cancer
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>>38436674
Im from germany im pretty used to beer being everywhere but
dude what?

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I have low self esteem and no confidence.

I don't understand how people can be sure about anything because I'm constantly proven wrong in life.

How do I become confident /r9k/?
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How can i make passive income?
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>>38436640

Bank deposits. Bitte coin. Dunno what else
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>>38436704
This.

Also,
>party rock anthem year + 6
>not becoming filthy rich by making passive-aggressive income

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Here's a chart thread I would like to see your's
and what do you think of mine?
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Also here is the original

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i havent jacked off in 5 days u guys think i should jerk my noob dick?
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>>38436416
Why not just find a girl instead bro? Just go outside and be yourself! They're all over the place!

The absolute epitome of masculinity
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>>38436380
Damn. So damn alpha it's insane.

How realistic is it that the California unemployment department would find out I didn't accept a job offer?

If I do not respond to a job offer and they revoke the offer, does this qualify as refusing work? (im trying to hear back from another place that will offer better work and pay)
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Lets talk about those addiction genes again anons. Both my parents have addiction problem. I sure as hell got them too. I envy people who dont get addicted by anything even vidya and coffee...
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>>38436329
Faggot ass selfbumperino so we can teach each other some
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>>38436329
Do the genes go away if your dad managed to stay away from alcohol


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