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>>36891998
Pics. Maybe it's not that bad...

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>>36891998
it's okay neetie just get it fixed tomorrow for your daily trim :)

>>told him its okay
That's why.
But more so, if you come back and support the same business afterward, that'll be why.

>>36891962
you could always just post a
"disregard that i suck cocks" mea culpa

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>>36891962
>come back later
>thread is still up

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>tfw I regularly get nightmares about posts where I emberassed myself

Nearly 100%. Why not work transport or laundry though? At least you'd get paid. They're always hiring.

>>36891950
Why would a Doctor want you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scBOjH5sKbM

>>36891950
If you like that pic, then as soon as you think.
I doubt it though, since you're probably a fat uggo

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Nothing to see here bois, just move on your way.
Just another soon to be ded thread.

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>>36891961
This is based on a true story and is not bait

You think I'm a larping /pol/ whiteboi?

No, I beat them up

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>racist nigger chimps out over kid trying to make friends because chip on his shoulder over white people because preconceived media narrative

Hello I'm Greg. I graduated from Northwestern University and work as a part time hamster trainer.

>>36891921
GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from Arizona State

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>>36891921
I'm ez-f nibbuh. Yu fuk cracksers mi nibba strigt outt Konptom.

>>36891885
Is she cute? If she is cute - then there should be no shame in it. Tumblr girls seem to be kind of kinky and lewd so you might have a decent time.

>>36891885
Tumblr girls are cool if they're not into politics or gender.

>>36891885
>quirky" goth tumblr girl
I'd give anything to date one. They're so cute

There's this balding guy in my uni class, 22 years old. If OP pic is you he's much farther along than you.

He recently had a threesome with two roasties and is almost in a relationship with a another girl. He's not a chad by far but he puts himself out there.

I know the stuff is saying is true because I sit next to him sometimes and he is texting with these girls non-stop

baldness will not stop you from getting the pussy

>>36891829
go skinhead

>>36891910
None of that happened. You're full of shit. Shut the fuck up hairlet

You made that decision yourself fag. And congrats you found love.

No, either being a misplaced /soc/fag revealed to you that you were gay, or your life made you prison gay.

>>36891875
Thank he's really sweet. But I'm not gay

I hate frogposters.

>>36891576
ey b0s, you gave me cancer

Then tell them your name so they know what to call you

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>>36891575
For most people it's all they can really accomplish. Most people are average and never do anything that great or meaningful with their lives, so they find meaning and purpose in what you listed.

That doesn't mean it fills that feeling of wanting to be something greater... but it's a good enough distraction for some people

You procreate, have a living space, have something to do with your time and money to spend on food and other dumb shit...

It makes me depressed

Water flows to the sea via the easiest route.

Your biological Will wants you to survive and your brain wants to be content and obtain food, shelter, warmth, a community, sexual relief and someone to be intimate with.

It therefore secures the basics needed for such a life. It's really that simple. Tell most people you want to become a "Famous X" and they'll say they wanted that too when they were young. Tell them you want to leave society and duty and live in the woods, many if not most have wanted that too and still do at times.

Google "Poetry of Departures", it's a great summary of this internal struggle between inherited lifestyle and primitive or individual desires.

Im happy by myself. I see too many complications to a life tied to someone.
True love is a fallacy; lets face it our grandparents stayed together as long as they did because they couldn't find someone else work a fuck.
Now a days relationships have too muc baggage, be it having to work too much for a shit pay or having to pay alimony or child support or spending too much time doing shit you dont wanna do for a Bit of affection and have to sacrifice most of the shit you love to do on your free time.

>>36891565
its pretty unimpressive honestly

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just about the same as sticking your penis in a warm fleshlight

That first push in, where you completely slide into her? So fucking good. The best thing ever.

After a minute it's not that much better than jacking off.

reminder that the author of these comics is a hapa who's asshurt that his mommy doesn't want to fuck him

>>36891517

I always loved this comic because it's so true. I've seen this a million times in real life where girls say they don't like XYZ or date XYZ kind of guys but when the dude's buff and good looking they'll drop those standards immediately.

>>36891535

So? It doesn't make his observations any less true.

>Girls like buff guys
Shocking. Truly a groundbreaking observation

>>36891483
>19
>Girl (male)
>Anxiety
>Student
>College
>ES: Morrowind, Stellaris
>SnK, Dragon Maid, Re:Zero
>n/a
>Saw, Deathgasm
>Metal

>age
20
>gender
boy
>ethnicity
Irish, German, Portuguese, Native American
>sexual origination
bi
>mental and health problems
ADHD and Aspergers
>occupation
part-time wage cuck at a photo-shot
>education
Going for Computer Science Bachelors
>favorite vidyas
Overwatch, WoW, TF2, Halo, Witcher, Valkyria Chronicles
>favorite animes
Fullmetal Alchemist, Kill la Kill, Berserk, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
>favorite cartoons
Avatar, Over the Garden Wall, The Amazing World of Gumball
>favorite movies
Watchmen, Spaceballs, Star Wars Lord of the rings, Coraline, Song of the Sea
>favorite music genres
industrial metal, folk metal, alt rock, grunge, anime and vidya OSTs

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>>age
25
>>gender
Male
>>ethnicity
White
>>sexual origination
Straight
>>mental and health problems
None
>>occupation
NEET
>>education
High school diploma
>>favorite vidyas
Call of Duty Black Ops 3 (zombies), Payday 2, Killing Floor, StarCraft, GTA V
>>favorite animes
Berserk, Welcome To The NHK, Mushishi, DBZ, Ghost In The Shell
>>favorite cartoons
Megas XLR, Code Lyoko, Regular Show
>>favorite movies
Fight Club, Hot Tub Time Machine 2, Wolverine trilogy
>>favorite music genres
Electronic, metal, punk


I really think that bald guy in Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is hilarious.

>>36891438
I'd like to continue, I left a line out.

Would you utilize it, or are you too comfortable with the lifestyle to make even the smallest change one week at a time?

>>36891438
Yes I would try it

Yes.
It was written by Anons before /r9k/ was created.

Its called the Well Cultured Anonymous. Google around for it, its a pdf file.

>26
>I'm never having sex even if by some possibility it was offered to me

im 20

im never going to have sex since i have aids and terminal colon cancer.

>>36891437
>22
I don't think there will be a first time. I never even had a opportunity.

Might as well focus on my magick studies.