im litrerally god....
MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KILL YOU!
>>35341929
Well, if you're God, I hope you can help me out with a job and some of that world peace stuff.
>>35341929
you wanna go on a date god?
>own my house
>own a car
>working out regularly
>eat well
>still feel the same
I don't get it
You fell for the normie lies. It's okay. I did too. People like us are irreparably damaged.
>>35341900
What do you do for fun? I have all of the above except I rent my own place but I feel way better than when I was unemployed at my parents house.
>>35342047
play video games, watch film, driving around and working out can be fun
I suppose that's all
>>35341956
I feel like I have. I don't see any up.
>you= me(black, but actually enjoyed the album "three cheers for sweet revenge" though not familiar with other mcr and not obsessed with anime or the culture surrounding the album's genre and didn't realize it wasn't actually a common thing until older.)
I could have been an ignorant normal faggot.
I could have just been cool if I wasn't exposed to things niggas aren't known to like before i didn't know Its not ergonomic to like them.
Fuck son. Food poisoning ain't no joke baby boy.
You lose credit on the block if any niggas you knew caught you listening to 'hang em high' or 'the guys like us in prison' track.
I hate this version of earth. It sucks dick.
I even created my own slang that anyone can digest and feels cool for understanding.
Like odinspeak.
Its how I avoided the "talking white" meem.
But there's always a new hurdle.
Tires you out, my son.
Trying to every side of the fence isn't healthy. Even if you are intelligent enough to form a rhythm.
I lack the emotional stamina anymore to try and charm people out of hate for niggers that has been piled on for decades. Even though it isn't my job I took some odd pride in doing it.
At this point it's just humbug. Too much work to be done and no room for error.
Life is literally too complicated.
Tony hawk undrground
Good game
>If I could not create anything good with love, I shall destroy something bad with hate
-some anon, just before he goes to sleep
>>35341880
Quotes without a background and motivation are just random words anon
>>35341880
that's really edgy
pls die fag
>>35341901
Now it a quote
Goodnight
>/3/7/2017
>Senior prom in a month
Get out. Just leave.
>>35341853
>going to your prom
>>35341853
Don't go. Don't waste your time. Nothing you hope will happen, not even good memories or confidence for at least trying it.
>tfw gf broke up with me
I'm so sad right now bruhs.
>>35341845
Here's a (you) faggot
>>35341845
Would be on my knees for the guy on the left
>>35341845
>Tfw never stood a chance with my oneitis, when I met her she was dating, when we got back in contact, she broke up, I tried so hard but it didn't work, had a second chance but autism Ruined it, now she's dating someone else,it hurts so bad to know that I didn't even Stand a chance.
I just want to be a rapper so bad but I live in a small town. Should I run away to the city and sell crack on the streets?
>>35341755
all you really need is social media. do you have anything on youtube or soundcloud?
also trying to become a rapper because fuck a job
>>35342544
Trust me I know social media won't work
>>35342593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SfuTJCzvkI
ugly god got famous off of this video all because of youtube
The real reason I'm a virgin is because I've been waiting years to meet someone who's kinda like me, perhaps someone who likes doing things I do and that at least somewhat shares my point of view about different things and that just isn't the common cock-hungry girl ready to trash me after a few months of relationship.
I know that at this point there are very few girls of my age that are virgin, so I don't really expect one to be, but there also are even fewer girls that are like I described. It could be easy to get some random stacy to fuck with, but I'm just not that kind of person because what even is the point of being with someone if all you want from her is sex. I want more of a close female friend. I know that the more I keep waiting the lesser are the chances to ever meet someone like that.
Anyone can relate? Do you think it's worth waiting to find the "perfect" girl or would you just take sex with a random person if you had the chance?
Honestly not worth it mate, spent 25 years waiting for the perfect girl but she never came.
Go out and find some slut to fuck before depression gets too much.
>>35341825
I don't think depression necessarily comes from the lack of a significant other though. I'd be pretty fine on my own too, it'd just be a little sad to not have someone to physically comfort you when you're feeling down
>>35342178
where then do you think depression comes from?
Who here has an aquarium? I find it's a fun way to build a small piece of nature in your home. Let's share our aquariums together!
>90 gallon Saltwater
>Humu Trigger
>Chocolate Chip SeaStar
>>35341723
mine definitely isn't as cool, i have a 10 gal with some guppies and neon tetras.
>>35341723
>10 gallon freshwater
>Striped Raphael Catfish, 3 goldfish, Red Tail Black Shark, and some Tiger Barbs
Pretty comfy. The Red Tail Shark is a complete dick though.
>>35341723
It seems like a cool idea, but I'm too afraid of them dying on me.
Wanna have some fun?
Here is the deal. This guy on twitter is a fake it till you make it guy. He has 70k fake followers and rage quits when you call him out and expose him. He obviously buys followers, retweet and favorites. He isn't smart enough to hide it. He will argue with you to the death about it or block you immediately. He gets insanely defensive and will tweet you an insane amount of times. He will log into his other twitter account to try and agree with himself. After you call him out he goes to long lengths to cover his tracts. He will also go to his Facebook fan page and complain about you on there. You can easily see the fake followers by scrolling down past the first 50-100 real ones. You can find the bought likes obviously by looking st his tweets with 500 likes when every other one has 0. He only buys likes when he is begging for a job and telling people how influential he is. I will attach a few pics as evidence. It will ben fun to have a group of people call him out in twitter because he will absolutly lose his shit.
The start of his fake followers. About 100 or so down. He bought 10k after buying his fake retweets
Here is his fake account he uses to agree with himself. They both have the same IP.
Here he is asking his 2 new real followers if they are rea in order to prove he doesn't buy followers
Loser ass white boys of /r9k/ with their racist shit. Being a racist douche wont get you laid or friends. Keep posting frog memes being pathetic people.
>>35341624
tru ass shit my nigga, these racist ass whitebois are fuckin bitches
Obvious bait is obvious
Silly faggot OP
>>35341858
Not even bait, you guys are pretty pathetic. This place is toxic as fuck no wonder none of you get any
ITT we discuss and exchange tips on how to life a comfy neetlife either with or without living at your parents.
Before you give advice tell us
>country
>living with parents?
>amount of neetbux in euros or dollars per month
>bill for electricity and Internet/other bills
>flat size/house size
>garden?
Now to me and my tips
>germany
>yes with mommy and sister
>around 800eur for all three of us
>around 80eur a month
>big house with garden my grandparents gave us
my tips are
>never drive anywhere if you don't need to, gas, taxes, and insurance for a car is expensive, if you can, don't own one
>never buy shit you just put in the microwave or oven, it's too expensive and costs your years of life
>buy fresh, seasonal food, lots of cheap rice (1kg 0,89cents here) mix it with veggies and olive oil
>drink tap water if it's safe in your country
>brush teeth without water flowing
>do not bathe, shower
>if you have a garden or balcony or any other place where you can plant some vegetables do it right now, will save a lot of money and is healthy
>cook for yourself, it will make you and your family happy if you serve them
>if you are really left with no money, eat dandelion leaves and flowers, They are really tasty and grow everywhere, also extremely healthy
>go through craigslist/local papers and look for people who want to get rid of their old junk
>get it and sell it on the local flea market, i can manage to get 200-400euros extra that way a month
>visit your local bakery at the end of the day and ask for bread they want to get rid off, or ask walmart if they have old food to give you, most of it is basically still fresh and edible
>get energy saving light bulbs/machines etc, this saves A LOT of money
I think i have a few more but that are i think the most important ones
>>35341623
Is this a joke? I'm not going to live like a fucking mendicant.
Well, your advice is mostly economical neet advice, not "live as a comfy neet"
here's me:
>Saudi Arabia
>with whole family
>should be more than 25,000 RS a month in dad's bank
>no idea
>large double-flat
my tips;
>organize your time, neets feel shit about being useless shits and wasting time, you're not gonna deal with it unless you become a useful shit. Make 1 hour of your day something productive, like studying
>learn to cook
>do apeshit stuff you can't do if you're not a neet
>sleep at day, wake up at night. that way the house is all yours
>pick up a hubby, like playing the violin
>don't fucking eat like shit if you don't want to feel like shit, the better regulated your junk food is, the better it will feel like/taste when you eat it (or drink it, in my case)
>learn about something called maladaptive dreaming, and how to combat it
>pick up the procrastination rule (if you can do it in less than 2 minutes, than DO IT NOW
Who the fuck brushes teeth with the water flowing
>tfw 5'7
WHY CAN'T I BE FOUR INCHES TALLER
>tfw 5'5 gook genes
just end it
>>35341615
I'm 5'8, and I'm quite content. It's a good height to be, I think. It's never hindered me in any way.
I do think 5'5 or 5'6 would suck, though.
>>35341615
I'm 5'7 too and I'd be happy with just two extra inches.
/Interpals/ Thread
There use to be many of these, does anyone still /penpal/?
Does anyone have the bot too?
>>35341605
bumpforalump
>>35341605
really no one is using this site no more?
>asked out a girl today
>she has a girlfriend
What have you done today robots to push yourself closer to normiehood?
>>35341579
>Girl says she's a lesbian
>Become friends
>Think she's growing a crush on me
how did this happen
>>35341682
Literally the exact same thing just happened to me anon this is strange
>>35341579
Slept through all classes and got made fun of for being a loner, tried to stand up to the person but said it too low so they say "What?" and walked away laughing FML