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>female roomies panties are sitting on her floor, her door is wide open and she's gone
do i /bemoral/ here?
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>>37438227
>Take them
>Get caught
Or
>Leave them
>Forget about it
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>>37438227
There's blood in the water. And the sharks are looking for it.
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>>37438227
Could be a message though
>Take them
>Go in room
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>girlfriend (actual friend) oneits who friendzoned me just texted me
>"i miss you"
what do i reply? please seriously help
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Shes recently ended things with a romantic partner, is lonely and desperate, and is looking for attention from someone she knows will give it.
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Don't reply at all. She's just looking for a quick hit of emotional validation and she will ignore you as soon as you respond because toying with you makes her feel powerful.
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she'll use you to boost her ego back up
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I just applied to McDonalds, robots.
Am I fucked?
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>>37437872
Yes I'd say so. Food service jobs are pretty terrible.
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Umm, two Big Macs, Five Apple Pies, A Dozen of Chicken Nuggets, and a small coke.
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>>37437922
no u
ororororororororroorroriginial
How is my taste in vidya?
Which games here are most worth playing?
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>console
That said blood borne is the most worth playing because it's PS4 exclusive
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>>37437814
all of them are pretty good
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>>37437843
I mainly play on PC. I only bought a PS4 recently.
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Anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough.
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>>37437690
Just turn off the lights
All women feel the same.. I-in the dark.
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>>37437690
not really if you are afraid of leaving the house and talking to people. But you can learn to masturbate to anything if you work hard and believe in yourself
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>>37437690
>incredibly sensitive and rather stay a virgin than do it with someone I don't love
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>employer hasn't called back yet
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WENT TO TWO OF THEIR FUCKING INTERVIEWS AND NOW THEY'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME WITHOUT ANY WARNING
I don't think I can go back to the searching, I just want to die a comfortable neet life but I can't even fight it
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try calling them yourself?
orogoro
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>>37437407
It is totally acceptable to call the HR department and inquire about the status of your application.
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>>37437407
I once met a guy who went through nine rounds of interviews and then didn't get the job.
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are small penises a deal breaker?
what if theyre a grower
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>>37437310
Not a problem if you don't mind being shagged by a fat guy with a chode and 'betus
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Penis size doesn't matter. If the girl isn't aroused, it is literally not going to feel spectacular regardless.
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>>37437310
Is that one of those rare trained Indian monkey's that can poo in the loo?
Also, he's not a shower. Indian average penis size is 3-4inches erect.
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All I wanted was to work in an Alaskan fishery, but it turns out you have to be an American. Why even continue living when my only dream in life is impossible to achieve.
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>>37437235
what country are you from? also what do you find so great about Alaska?
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>>37437265
I'm from the UK. Its mainly just escapism desu with you. I've always enjoyed repetitive hard-going work and I like the idea of the isolation that comes with being in Alaska, it all just seems like some far off adventure. I'm lost in life basically.
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>>37437265
SO I ANSWER YOU AND YOU JUST LEAVE. YOU RUDE MAN. I KNOW THIS IS THE INTERNET BUT SHOW SOME RESPWCT
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Stop watching porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTjZvlKfNtk
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I haven't since Alina Li retired and haven't missed it at all
i could never give up gravure though
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>tfw peterson isn't your dad
why live
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>>37437232
>Another faggot shilling no fap.
Enjoy your prostate cancer.
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>be me
>fat...short...(thank god I make her laugh and say witty things)
>going on fifth date with girlfriend (do I still call it "going on dates" at this point?)
>way out of my league (curious...smart...tall...thin...blond with dark tips...pretty face, but a fair amount of acne (its been clearing up since I told her sleeping with the same pillow sheets is bad))
>still trying to work out why she lets me touch her
>really wants poo in loo food (haven't had lamb in a while, awesome)
>chooses to sit by window
>talk about class...work...what we've been reading...tell her how to make Baklava after she asks about it on the menu
>having a good time
>handsome dude walks past us outside
>see her glance over, scoff in laughing disgust and roll her eyes after a bit
>put two and two together immediately, but still ask what she was doing
>tells me that once he passed, he started gesturing/mouthing something to the effect of proposing that she and he go out/asking why she was with me
>we laugh and continue talking/eating
I don't know, I just felt like sharing this.
I'm not upset, just mirthfully bemused. I never imagined dating anyone, let alone someone who others be attracted to enough at first glance to be so rude.
Thanks for reading.
-Anonymous
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>>37437147
I am glad for you, but I hope you understand that you should leave this place now.
Next time you want to go on /r9k/, go to the gym instead.
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>>37437147
wtf i love angela merkel now
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>>37437184
German udders always deliver, even their chancellor's udders.
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mask off, fuck it mask off
percocet, molly percocet
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>>37437116
revenge on my body
he wan' meet my shotty
not talking bout my bitch im talking big guns yes big body
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Four-door Maybach, I drive anything
Buy my Range, make 'em go insane
(Oh my Lord, praise him be)
My guillotine, drank promethazine
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>>37437116
Baby got a pretty face but I just want the mouth though
You ain't come to suck me up, then what you in the house for?
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Literally all it takes to make life worth living is having one person who likes you for who you are, no matter what. How pathetic are we if we don't even have a single person who unconditionally likes us with all their heart?
pic very loosely related
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if you can't like yourself then how can you expect someone else to like you?
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>>37436941
I see, the concept of being liked unconditionally is foreign to you as well.
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>>37436908
>tfw don't have that person who sees in you what you still fail to see in yourself, with you doing the same for them
fug
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frieza is such a cunt
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B-but you said you wanted to take me on at
ATASHI NO FURU PAWAA
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What is Frieza's gender?
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>>37436987
femboy senpai
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>be me, 18
>Always pissed off.
>Can't go a day without thinking about killing/suicide.
>Not terribly ugly
>I lift daily as a way of relieving stress.
>Been called sexy before by a girl irl and get looks and smiles as I walk by.
>Girls have actually approached me and asked me out on dates.
>I rejected them.
>I am still in high school, but an outcast.
>Have never been bullied, I just assume people talk shit about me so I am always angry at them and I become a outcast by choice.
>Chads wanted me to join the football team/work out together.
>I snapped in class and verbally threatened a fellow robot
>Whole class went silent, teacher stared at me in shock, doesn't say anything tho.
>At gym, qt smiles at me, I ignore her.
>I thought a fellow robot was making fun of me.
>I confront him, he got nervous and says he didn't even say anything.
>I shove and yell at him and he runs away.
>Did the same thing to someone else a while back who I thought purposely spillled milk on me, he cried.
>Free time spent on /r9k/
>Post about how girls only want Chad.
>Post about how I will never be as alpha as Chad the football athlete.
>Post about how I will die a virgin because I am too repulsive to get laid.
>Post about how girls find me disgusting.
>Post about being a weak beta.
>Angry, hate everyone for no apparent reason.
>Tfw it's all in my fucking head.
Wtf is wrong with me?
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>>37436801
Self esteem anon
You probably have some deep seated emotional issues, have those sorted out and you'll be good
Achieve your potential anon. Become a chad
Ascend
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>>37436801
Don't worry most people here hate everyone. and if girls said that you're pretty, there's a fair chance that u are. I mean idk how most girls think but if they told you that blatantly it's because
A- they're sluts and want to fuck u
B- the girls actually cared and it was difficult for them to say it
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>>37436801
post pic anon
or stabo
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>tfw to inteligent to be happy
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>>37436794
truly intelligent people are usually happy
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>tfw to intelligent to orbit roasties
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It feels good to know I can just figure shit out as I go along and can usually get by somehow.
>have general life problem
>brain just comes up with a random solution
>live life of leisure