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>>38584491
>THE LACK OF SEX IS WHAT IS MAKING YOU >SICK GUYS
who would have guessed that that psychology degree was really worth getting

>I am a psychiatric
>psychiatric
sagerino

>Patient enters the office
YOU HAVE NOTHING YOU JUST NEED SEX

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GO TO >>>/mu/

THIS ISN'T THE BOARD FOR MUSIC
YOU PEOPLE HAVE YOUR OWN BOARD
I'M SICK OF SEEING THREADS ABOUT THIS SHIT

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>>38584437
i really should stop listening to this when im sad. im going to really do it someday hearing this.
the one thing that makes me the saddest is abandonment, this song may not be about that but a few lines hit hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biAV-Xq9cYM

I honestly just like silence. Not because of an aversion to melodrama or anything, its just the most appropriate. I lived my life in silence and death should be a quiet occasion.

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you must stack yourself against the universe by being out landish enough for it to ignore you
make it say fuck dat that is someone elses problem
such as me always wear a gas mask when in public

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This is my face for hard times

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le dank brodo meme face

>>38584359
Gee let me play the world's smallest violin for you. It must be tough having things so easy.

>>38584418
Wow, sitting in my room doing absolutely nothing all day from Kindergarden to fucking 12th grade is really fucking easy. No, but let me swim in my pool alone. That sounds real fun.

fuck off, lifes never easy when nobody cares about you

>>38584418
Do you know what board this is, retard.

ok

please leave this board while you're here, outsider

>>38584344
If a fat ugly guy did this, he would get called out for being a fat ugly creep. People are busy and they have no time to differentiate between fat creepy guy and fat confident guy. They work with heuristics and automatically assign negative properties to the fat guy even though he hasn't done anything to deserve their ire in particular. It actually offends the normie when someone deviates from the expected behavior of their genetic caste. They will push back as hard as they can to make sure that fat ugly stupid folks know their place.

Its hard to take that kind of attitude around with you. I think because I don't have a job or anything I'm never in an environment where I can get settled and be myself. I'm always on the go or at home alone.

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>>38584340
>tfw every anon ignores this thread in the attempt to avoid the fact they're being catfished by faggots every single hour of every single day

I'd tell you to liberate yourselves again but clearly you enjoy the illusion.

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Sorry no girls will help out
Here's my tongue though

>>38584340
Sorry lonelyfriend. Just /gay/ it up and chill out.

>>38584326

Read Books, develop Social Skills, walk without tripping over yourself.

>>38584326
I know this feel OP

I just cope by playing video games and never leaving my room

Tbh i used to be very averse to not trying. I've decided the only way I'll stop feeling stupid is to try. Currently re learning math from 4th grade up. Doing good so far.

>>38584323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhZcFwWEaAg&t=505s

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>>38584323
no ,not when fapping.

but i have descended to great depths of dismay. probably stronger than what you have experienced.

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>>38584366
OBE

lost me there, pal, it's no different than a NDE. normies seem to forget that their brain can do insane shit to them.

>>38584263
Where is this, Toronto?

Also, /comfy/ thread >ywn live in tzarist petrograd edition

>>38584289
Somewhere in eastern Europe I think
Orig

>>38584248
I don't I'm cured
>sorry to dissapoint you all

>>38584248
Every day. Why do you ask, anon?

I just have a few hopes that keep me going.
35 year old wizard here by the way.

>>38584248
whenever I'm alone with my thoughts

>>38584243
stop giving me hints computer, also i already know what you are up to. The game can end now

>>38584243
simple
you are capable of observing interactions between multiple people who have no knowledge of your presence
therefore we are not robots created to observe your interaction with us, we are something more than that
now you prove you're not a robot created to observe us

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>>38584515
>High tech robots made to fool me into thinking they're living and breathing flesh isn't smart enough to try and fool me by talking to oneanother

>>38584189
That isn't love anon, that's a synthetic form of luciferianism; the way of death.

There is nothing loving about sex between an Asian man and a Jewish man.

mutie dicks look so gross

>>38584188
Depends on what you mean by 'it'.

And what you mean by 'it' depends entirely on you.

You get the world you deserve anon, make it a good one.

>>38584188
i'm 22, no it doesn't

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>>38584188
Well shit yur just a baby I'm 72.

No

>>38584110
>go see Frozen
I was up with the azn up until this

>azn gf is a basic yamato nadeshiko
>finnish gf is a boring pessimist who cannot even love you because she does not love herself
>white gf is a bitter bitch
>trap gf is a soulless cumsleeve with no independent life or thought

Maybe being alone is for the best.

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Jessica would be my ideal gf, she is so beautiful and sweet, I want nothing more than to feel her warmth curl against me.
>you will never save her from the zombies
>you will never make you way through the streets of Roanoke with her, gunning down zombies as you go
>you will never teach her to aim and fire a gun correctly
>you will literally never do an abanonded second story apartment with her and hide out there, barring the door and keep in the curtains drawn, cuddling the couch as rain patters on the window, watching the zombies wander in the street outside
>you will never undertake a dangerous mission to find the cure
>you will never protect her as you get to the basement of Biotec
>you will never make it to the roof with her having the cure and dozens of zombies everywhere
>you will never lead the zombies away so she can escape because there are too many to shoot
>you will never lock eyes with her one last time as she climbs into the helicopter, before pulling the pins on four grenades as the zombies surround you, blowing yourself and all of them to pieces

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Wasted summer going to summer school and most likely not getting points for it do to me being moved classes constantly and being marked absent by old classes witch i was moved from ,there for effecting my grade

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>>38584091
All those snot-nosed motherfuggers stopped calling me.

Right around JET departure huh.
You teaching?