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>be me
>14 year old girls on the street ask me to buy them booze
>apparently i look like someone who buys alcohol for children
>agree
>they're total novices and don't know how much vodka costs
>scam them out of $4
>give them back $2
>"no you can keep that, mister thank you!"
>"wow thanks ladies, have a great night"
>they walk off thinking they lucked out meeting such a nice guy
>go back into store with my $6 and buy a bottle for myself
>feelsambivalentman.jpg
am I bad person for taking advantage of their naivety?
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>>39195431
Fuck no, you did the right thing.
You're committing a fairly serious crime on their behalf, you fuckin better get something out of it. Also, they're kids. They need to learn, so why not teach 'em a hard lesson.
I used to do that shit when I was a teenager, and fully expected to be ripped off at least a little bit. Gotta pay the toll.
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>>39195431
This is literally my wank fantasy except they dont have money so they pay using their bodies
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>Only made $6
Learn to extort
Look at this shit /pol/ dragged you into robots
Look what they've done to pepe now
Remember: /pol/ is NOT your friend!
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>>39195430
/pol/ didn't drag us into this shit. SJWs have been attaching us from the start, with gamergate. They have been attacking all of 4chan.
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>>39195430
Pepe is reddit spam. Go complain there.
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>>39195430
I won't stop pepe posting regardless of how much pol ruins it. I'm not on pols side, but come at me normal faggots if you have a problem with it.
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how do you call these type of tits
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>>39195305
I saved them as jew titties because i heard someone say she was jewish
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>>39195309
this is th elast picture i have
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60s revival
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>Why the fuck would I go to the gym and be a healthy person just to get a girl
ITT stupid bullshit /r9k/ says.
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>>39195286
when you could totally take a hobby like wall climbing, rowing, paintball/airsoft, etc etc so that you actually get something out of that energy that you put in.
The very idea of a gym is fucking retarded unless you actually do some physical therapy.
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I spend around 5 hours a day here and I don't think I've ever seen anyone here say that.
t: professional NEET
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>someone asked me how i was doing today
>asked how my day was
>how can they be so insensitive?
>stop torturing me
>leave me alone
>why doesn't anybody care about me?
The slippery slope of faggots that reject everyone and expect to be cared for.
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when's the last time you were outside /r9k/ ?
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>>39195252
Today. I went for cycling.
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I'm outside right now. It's terrible
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Around 11:30 last night when I went to get dinner at In-N-Out. There were some cholos in there eyeballing me pretty hard.
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how long would your average robot last on an oil rig?
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>>39195125
>how long would your average robot last on an oil rig?
Most people don't last long in jobs like that. Personally I'd manage it just fine though.
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>>39195137
What's the difficult part? Is it being away from home or the physically demanding nature of the job that drives people out?
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>>39196114
they have to spend long amounts of time away from their friends and family, only thing they can do in their free time is use the internet, high risk of death if you aren't observant, despite incredibly high pay they blow it all on online gambling.
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the most pathetic and depraved things you've done ?
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>>39195038
>live with mom and younger brother
>pretty certain my ex gave me herpes
>still drink straight out of the milk jug
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>>39195038
>bought panties and piss online for $20.
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Entertained the notion of a romantic relationship with someone
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White men ruled the world until just recently when the Jews ruined it all. Can we reverse course?
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Back to /pol/ with you, lad.
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>>39194952
But it's the truth and you know it.
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>>39194952
straight to oven with ya
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>be 30 and 5'8"
>live with parents
>be broke and unemployed
>balding
Can I still get a girl like pic related?
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Try being yourself around girls like that, man. It worked for me :)
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>>39194693
>Can I still get a girl like pic related?
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>>39194693
>balding
Shave your head.
If you're decent looking and good shape sure you could op.
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>ready for the real workout whiteboi?
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>>39194105
>tfw no bad black bitch gf
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>>39194105
I wonder how much they squat. Must be close to 1k lbs
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>>39194161
Don't be a retard, you need to be a top competitive strongman to even dl that much and the last guy who did it almost died from an aneurism
Only two of them are wearing shoes so they're the most likely ones to catch me
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If you are a white nationalist we WILL find you.
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give me all of your personal information anon if you're so scary and tough including a picture of your face for reference
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bumping this thread just so i can see the OP's response
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Oi is a skinhead term you complete mong.
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>transsexuals have to dilate their "vagina" with a dildo to keep it from healing up
Dude what the actual fuck
Tranny hate thread I guess
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perhaps technology will advance enough to give them a real female body.
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The two question is... they actually feel pleasure from "vaginal" penetration? And what happen to the seminal fluid produced by their prostate?
That fake vag is disgusting desu, but it still better than a duck.
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>>39194081
I think the prostate is removed.
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How do you respond to cat-calling coons? I swear every time I go out so niggers yells some stupid babble at me, or pinches my ass while I walk by, something like that.
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Those kind of guys only yell at women who they think are ugly enough to respond or hookers. So you're either really ugly or you dress too slutty and it attracts negative attention.
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I live in the ghetto and it gets physical. Really unpleasant but can't really do anything about it.
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>>39193722
Idk one of my friends used to model bikinis and she gets 'holla'd at litetally wveru time we go out.
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>the fell for the Asian girl meme
>went to Japan and found a 10/10 cutie(pic related is her,not showing full face)
>she was so sweet and the sexy was amazing. She would do anything I asked
>after marriage I saw a difference
>at first it started with her asking for her own bed room for privacy and arts and crafts(she promised she wouldn't sleep in there)
>now she sleeps in her own bed room every night
>only allowed sex once or twice a month around ovulation times
>when she's made she just gives me a blank stare and walks away completely emotionalless and dry
>at this point she's basically become a live in maid. We don't talk about anything besides my advancement in work or Hoise duties
On the bright side it's nice having someone to cook, clean and handle my house duties for me but on the dark side I miss the emotional caring of white women.
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find out what is wrong and rekindle your relationship you faggot
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>>39193552
I've tried that. She said the problem is I care about sex too much and not things of importance. She doesn't think anything is wrong with a wife having her own room, she said cuddling is hot and makes it hard to sleep.
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>>39193584
Do you make her cum every time you have sex?
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reminder that trannies are only good for pumping and dumping
if you date one you will have to deal with tons of emotional baggage and constant drama, which you will be dragged into
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>>39193416
So they're perfect girl analogues who can't divorce rape
Sign me the fuck up
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>>39193435
well you also have to deal with incredible insecurities (varies from "girl" to "girl")
some will cry if you accidentally look at their penis some will cry if you even graze it with your body by accident
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>>39193416
>good for pumping and dumping
If you're gay. Otherwise, nothing.