Not shit posting, need help robots.
I work 3rd shift, and just talking to this girl and we agree to hang out. I ask what she wants to do and she says she can come over after work, we can do whatever I'm usually doing at 4 pm. I say haha I'm usually sleeping but I doubt you wanna do that (due to 3rd shift) and she said "I wouldn't be so sure ;)". What do I say to that?
post full logs
without logs best I got is cracking lukewarm jokes like "does it count as an all-nighter if the sleep I'm losing is in the middle of the day?" with a quick explanation if she's not familiar with your third shift stuff.
>Still a woman-loving pleb
>Hasn't joined the trap master race
So, if there are more women having sex than ever before why are there so many male virgins?
What's it called when you make a word shorter than it really is?
tumblr - tumbler
SBTRKT - "subtrakt"
That's all I can think of, but I know there are more like it
Hey, I want to make sure you guys understand what you're missing out on. The vast majority of you can find someone easily if you just tried
You on Saturdays:
>sit browsing /r9k/, making small plans to go out for groceries or coffee
>5 hours later, still haven't gone out
>decide it's too late and play some vidya/watch anime
>go to bed at 5am after a day of looking at the computer
Me on Saturdays
>hang out with chads, playing Mario Party
>go home, beautiful fwb girl has been waiting all day to see me
>go to hookah and get drinks, smoke together
>she's on her period so not expecting any sex, just company
>mfw she sucks me off anyways to show her gratitude
Seriously, you guys should get off your asses, work out, man up, and get a girl. Life will just be better. Or you can stay inside and do nothing (again and again until you die)
>don't really like her that much but enjoy human contact
>not any happier with life
What now, OP?
>have FWB, don't really enjoy her
>have Friends with benefits, don't enjoy her
>Friends with benefits
>I don't enjoy this person but I'll still call her a friend
Sounds like you have a hookup, not a fwb, sorry
If you're a robot DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY
I just luckily got out after 2 months of basic training it was a nightmare for an introvert like me
Idiot. Why would you be that stupid even . If you're that autistic it's good for you to get smacked down by life to let you know how retarded you are in reference to self awareness.
Now that you know that you are retarded, shut the fuck up about things that you probably don't know anything about. You are too retarded to have an opinion. How could you? You don't even know yourself.
>tfw mandatory 1 year service
maybe i can get out of it with my shit sight and mental illness
>be me 18 yo
>walking down the main street in my city with my 21 yo cousin
>16yo stacie and friends walk on the opposite direction
>when they pass by us she insulted me for wearing glasses and they kept walking
>i stop, turn around and tell them fuck off
>after one hour or so , we hear from behind a girl say "nice bag" to my cousin
>turn around and see the same bitch with her friends
>she talks shit to my cousin with childish insults
>he just ignores her and i just stare at her and then tell her that she acts autistic
>she say "your face is autistic"
>literally elementary school response, didnt answer
>the more they talk the more i get angry
>when they are leaving i tell them "make sure you die on the way home"
>one of her friends comes back and just stares at me smilingly
>i give her the most intense death stare
>another friends says to her "maybe we should leave"
Why would even she do this?
Is there any good depression chat room or some place whe i could talk with sad and lonely ppl like me?
this fucking board went to the shit and it isn't what it used to be anymore
Depression isn't real, just be happier bro.
Reminder that you are alone because you are too picky.
If those girls hit the gym, ate right and got some sunlight most of them would look amazing naked. They're just the same as an average looking skinnyfat dude right now. They have potential. Needs to do squatz and cardio.
Rate my pussy /r9k/
I am unironically pissing in piss jugs because I don't want my parents to know that I spent another night playing video games and browsing image boards.
pic not related but might as well be
can white guys stop stealing asian girls please? i need to get married one day.
>He doesn't realize that Asian women are as shallow, vapid, and materialistic as the rest.
I'm Asian so I know exactly how shallow, vapid, materialistic they can be but I can't help it... I want to get married to my own race... Life would be much easier if I didn't want this but I don't know how to get rid of it.
>Do you think this is spooky
What do i write for 3rd answer?
So I've talked to a lot of guys from both here and other boards and most of the time they go from saying things like they can't believe a girl as 'cool' as me exists to pretty much ghosting me after they see me or just straight up telling me how ugly I am.
Their entire attitude changes after they see me.
Why are guys so shallow?
same, robots want to say that no girl ever likes them but they won't accept anything from a girl below 7/10. the only way I can keep their interest is with super angled pictures and makeup like a stacy
girls are incredibly uninteresting on the whole the only reason those guys talked to someone like you is because they wanted to fuck you. The only solution is to follow rule 30
We want to have sex with you so we'll say anything to help that along. Once we see your ugly excuse for a face, sex is off the table. With that out, we have no reason to talk to you since women make for terrible conversation.
*blocks your path*
sorry anon! want to touch it while your down there?
>will never kiss that bulge and stroke it
Show me your best gondola memes, I am collecting them for my grandmother
This one is one of my favorites in a most original way