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Sex before age of 20 is degenerate also outside of marriage or at least from long relationship. For women, they should be married at least by age 18
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yeah you are pretty much right. i would put ages on it but i think it is immoral to have pre-marital sex but as long as married you are usually fine
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>>35022285
I think long-term relationships make it alright, specifically if you're planning on marriage.
Casual sex is just what's bad.
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>>35022285
Pretty much ideal, but society will never accept it.

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>have massive crush on qt at work
>go to the pisser and take a look at myself in the mirror
>realize everything is hopless
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>>35022274

You can suppress the butterflies by tuning her out. If she interacts with you, just reply with one word answers in a monotone voice.
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>>35022274
>at work

NORMIE! REEEEEEE! GET OFF THIS BOARD NORMIE! REEEEE!
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>>35022317
thats not possible, I like her too much

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How do you cope with depression, /r9k/?
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twitch streamer.

just listening to this girl talk is like saving my life
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Crying.
The 'keep it to yourself' method works wonders.
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Taking 90mg Duloxetine everyday, pretend i don't want to kill myself

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I feel like I'm gonna explode soon. I started working out a few months ago in an attempt to channel this anger into something positive. It's going pretty well and I'm already seeing results, but it's just not enough. I don't know what to do, fellow anons. I can't handle being a KHV much longer.
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>>35022254
I'll be your runescape gf at the small price of 10 Santa hats a day.
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>>35022254

You can't lift away inferiority.
Face, height, bones, brain, dick size.
If you don't have at least a few of these things on your side, then fuck lifting.
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>>35022254
Kill yourself you fucking duck faggot

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What do you think goes through someone's mind when they make eye contact with you?
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This guy is suspicious
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>>35022178

>suspicious
>creepy
>might do drugs
>untrustworthy/rapey
>socially inept
>probably psychotic

See the way I look, I don't blame them. But all I want is a real human connection. Being able to socialize and interact with people is so stimulating. I remember when I had friends and when things pretty okay.
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>>35022178
>creepy
>suspicious
>perverted
>weak, pathetic
>likely has some mental disorder

I think that's everything

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Could we please get a green text thread going? It can be a story about anything that you can fit into at least one post preferably. Let's get back to what made /r9k/ good. I'll start.

>be me
>5 years ago junior in HS
>go to a hot spring with these 2 grils (Ive known one for a very long time and was invited because they felt bad for me I'm pretty sure)
>at hot spring and the one Im old friends with starts sitting on my lap
>Holyshit man
>start to get a little chub thankfully she's not sitting directly on my croch
>eventually we leave
>drop off that other gril
>she starts driving me to my home
>we pull over and start taking a little bit
I've been drinking a lot that night because I was super nervous FYI
>literally ask if I can finger her (I'm a khv)
>she says sure (slut)
I still have no idea to this day how the fuck she said yes I literally just asked like that
>she pulls down her pants and undies
>can't see shit be cuz it's dark as fuck out and the car is off
>*fingers slip in*
>start to finger bang her
>ask what you do when your fingering cuz I'm autustiv as fuck
>"usually make out"
>lean over and start to kiss I have no idea what the Fuck I'm doing
>make out for like a minute straight
>pull my face back and start fingering her really hard
>she organisms
>I pull out my fingers and then taste them
>"it tastes like fish"
WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT
>drive to my house and never talk about that night again
That was literally my first kiss and time ever being with a gir. I don't talk to her anymore.
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Does no body else want to join in? Shameful self bump
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Really no joins?
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bumperino kripperino

Oregeno

ENGLAND IS MINE
IT OWES ME A LIVING
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IMMIGRANTS FOOKIN TAKIN MAH JOBS WIV MY 2 GCSES
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>>35022119
PACKYS TACKING MY JOBS WITH MUH BTEC LEVEL 2 REEEEEE
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>>35022002
MINE IT OWNS ME A LIVING ENGLAND

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If you managed to get in a loving relationship, and that person cheated on you after 5 years and you knew they deeply regretted it and it was only going to be a one time thing for sure, would you still end the relationship?
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>>35021995

of course. its never a one time thing. in fact, relationships are for suckers.
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>>35021995
yes, but i wuold never get into a relationship in the first place
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>>35021995
It wasn't a loving relationship if one party is cheating.

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>ordered from the same pizza place for a year
>they got my birth date from my mom
>the entire staff are coming tommorow to celebrate my birthday

i'm so fucking nervous guys what will i talk to them about??
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tell them you cant make it because you're gonna go to the club or some other normie shit

then hide in your room and eat pizza from another place
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Cancel your order. Never order from there again. Order from another piZza place.
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>>35021979
This sounds fake why would they do this?

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WHY ARE NORMIES SO INCONSIDERATE WITH THE NOISE THEY MAKE

THE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORING DORM ARE LIRERALLY SCREWMING HAVING A DUNK CONTEST MAKING A LOUD SLAMMING NOISE EVRRY 2 MINUTES I JUST WANT TO READ HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU B THIS OBNOXIOUS ITS A MONDAY NIGHT
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>>35021937
the one thing i did to put a stop to this was grabbing my roommate's subwoofer and speakers, turn volume up to max, then play raining blood (the entire song)

normies assume there's a fucking psycho living nearby and they have the whole "I DON'T WANT TO GET MURDERED BECAUSE MY LIFE IS SSSSSSSOOOOOO IMPORTANNNNTTTTTT" mindset so this should work
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some guy is drilling with power tools right above my room for 2 weeks now.

complained to the city hall. now he doesn't make any noise on the agreed times. i hope he fucking slips so i can call city hall again and he gets fined
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Why not have drunk parties of your own?

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You ever think of just hopping on a bus and going?
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You can never escape the misery.
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Nahh.
Public transport sucks.
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Nah, I drove as far as I can

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Ask someone who just got charged with Sexual contact and has to now go to court because of it
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bamp a dump

Noodles
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>>35021838
what does a charge of sexual contact entail?
like it wasn't quite assault but you were still rubbbing your dick with her hair?
I don't get it
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Deputy sheriff here
Tell me what happened

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>tfw no fembot gf
Is there a fembot here that wants to talk to me? I'm really lonely.

I'm a teenage khv and I like anime and vidya.
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fucking teenagers need to get the fuck off my board
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>>35021819
fuck you underage faggot. get the fuck off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35021827
>>35021847
B-but I'm not underage.

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What's that anon? You think there are too many trap threads on this board? Let's fix that with some /huskyposting/! :)
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I hope you're doing well. Have a bump.
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>>35021774
Thanks! I hope you're doing OK too, anon!
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>>35021655
I'll get you a husky, anon

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>in line at Starbucks
>cutie standing behind me. Blonde. Long hair. Slim figure. Gorgeous. in business attire.
>guy in front of me orders some crazy complicated order that has the barista drooling with confusion
>turn to cutie and say "how long do you think it took this dude to perfect the worst cup of coffee ever?"
>cutie giggles
>say my name is anon
>she says her name is Cassandra
>we shake hands
>"you know, I'm around here almost every morning at 830. How about we have coffee together sometime?"
>she giggles shyly again and agrees. I pay for my coffee and hers without letting her know.
>I'm in my car when she discovers I payed for her
>she blushes and waves to me from outside the shop as I pull away
>never come back to that Starbucks again, change my name, get a haircut, move a town over, buy a new car despite being under crippling debt so she can't recognize it

Who here /DEVILISH/?
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>>35021634
damn, how will Cassandra ever recover?
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>>35021634
>Implying he leaves his basement
Top kek Anon
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>>35021634
10/10 GOAT post anon. Thank you so fucking much for returning mischief posting to its former glory, at least for a brief moment in time.

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