>5:20am
>roommate and his "side chick" are loudly making out while I'm in the room trying to sleep
Normalfags are not human. It's 5 in the morning. I've been getting up and slamming the door like a sperg to make them stop and it's not working.
>>39577876
Damn ur a virgin OP
Ur a pussy
> not knocking on the door and yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M JOINING IN"
>>39578597
>> not knocking on the door and yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M JOINING IN"
Best response I've ever read
I've been a metalfag for years and I've dressed as one the whole way through.
I don't know how to look normal without feeling weird or stupid, but I'm lonely and I can't find a metal gf.
Do you think its worth my time to change up my appearance to expand my dating pool? I'm not too hideous looking but I'm no Chad either.
I'm not getting a haircut though; It took way too long to grow it. Don't women like that gay manbun thing anyway?
>basing your entire identity around a specific type of music
Why do you people do this? It's not even a robot thing, it's a normie thing.
I honestly cannot stand people like you, you're actually more normie than you think you are.
>>39577831
Its a metal thing
You wouldnt understand
No, hair down is always better than man buns. Women only like them if you're already attractive. A button down instead of a t-shirt might make you look more approachable.
How the fuck am I supposed to break my NEET ways when the requirements to get jobs like pic related I'm not even eligible for?
>>39577816
So basically
>adjust and become efficient
>dont act like a piece of shit
>look at people when they or you speak to one another
>answer some general questions
Im.not seeing the issue.
>>39577839
Poorfag, have no access or money to have my own truck
>>39577839
Must have a truck or something with a hitch
ITT We write a manifesto for the beta uprising.
Elliot already did.
>>39577937
>Elliot already did.
/r9k/ should have their own created one.
>get medicated in high school
>don't go out much
here's the thesis
ITT: people who are popular that don't deserve to be that popular
>Hitomi Tanaka
>Eliot Rodgers
>Reviewbrah
>Chris Chan
Ok so why is Hitomi even considered hot? Her nipples and Her areola are nonexistent. Her face is generally ugly and none of her scenes are as good as people say. Yeah,her boobage is huge but that's all she has. She is shit tier and absolutely disgusting. I am willing to bet she has a shit personality too. Eliot is such a poor excuse of a spree shooter. Cho is the thinking man's choice. Reveiwbrah is just some faggot who wears suits and eats shitty food. He is no better than Joey. He is meme trash. And most of all,chrischan is just another internet retard. That's all there is to it.
And sakaki is best girl.
>>39577807
Eggman
>was a normie or at least a cyborg before he even found /r9k/
>"invented" the "black pill" which is just a collection of old ideas /r9k/ discovered on their own years before normegg posted his video
>doesn't even practice what he preaches but instead chases girls - with success
>doesn't have much originality (see the point of the black pill above)
>bad personality
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
and wrong
>>39577947
Those are not arguments. Speak right
How many girlfriends have you had, how many people have you had sex with?
Girlfriends: 1
Sex: 5
Age: 22
GF: 0
Sex: 0
Age: 29 + 9 months
gf: 1
sex: 1
age: 22
just kill me
>>39577806
Gf: 2
Sex: no
Age: 19
>be slimbot (63kg/140lb, 176cm, 5ft 9)
>want to be skinny twink
>eat 800 to 1200 kcal a day to achieve this
>get to desired weight (57kg/125lb)
>hungry all the time, simply didn't eat
Why are fatbots so fucking stupid? Why don't they just NOT eat when they're hungry? It's like being horny, and so taken-over by your urges that you run out to the street and rape the first woman in sight.
I didn't have a health reason to lose weight, and yet all fatbots do. Just don't fucking eat something when you're hungry, you absolute retard
>shitposting with my dragonfu
Dumb sissy anime boi.
>>39577786
>~145lbs at 5'8" and still have some chug
>"slim" is 140 at 5'9"
Fuck off
>>39577802
a-anon, that image was posted accidentally, I swear
Tango#8853, why did you block me? I genuinely enjoyed talking to you, and i've been extremely sick the past few days so bad I've been throwing up nonstop. Please add me back. Sorry for the stupid thread, it's just he blocked me and I don't have any other way to contact him. Hopefully he sees this
Bump because I'm nice.
>>39577761
Chad always wins man
hes gone now anon
it was because your gayxd sorry lolll
I like flowers. Would it be weird for me to buy a bouquet for my boyfriend? Not of roses, maybe something not as typical because I want to show him I care for him. Is it weird???
>>39577752
Flowers die, and for someone who is not used to tending to flowers, it can be a slight annoyance. As pretty as flowers are, they're not for everyone.
>>39577752
Flowers die. You will be implying that your love will die just like the flowers.
>>39577777
Checked.
I just wanted to be nice :(
Maybe I'll bake instead.
>you will never have a big sister to cuddle and do things with you and be your best friend
Every moment of my existence is unbridled suffering.
>>39577751
I have a big sister, but I rarely get to see her.
>before mom and dad met, they were both married
>my mother had a son, my father had a daughter
>they both divorce their partners
>eventually meet, fuck, and have me
>>39577751
>Have two big sisters
>Both act bitchy towards me when they are in the same room
>One of them leaves and the other becomes a good sister
Why?
Bump for that original feeling.
>dad is 6.0 feet
>I'm 5.5
>>39577748
Are you 110lbs and have a pretty face too?
>>39577748
Sounds like nature's way of telling you that you were meant to be a girl. Get some estrogen.
>>39577748
You are still growing
Every female is the same.
I fell for the "fembot" meme, /r9k/. Some roastie whore made a thread a few days ago talking about how she was crying because she had been ghosted by a robot who she thought was her one chance at getting a husband, well surprise surprise, after less than a day of talking to each other she stops responding to me.
Call me an idiot for having hope, whatever you want. I know I'm an idiot for expecting anything better
>>39577744
Please kill yourself bro. At the very least exile yourself for about a month because you dont deserve to post here. Just using the term is bad enough but you did is ultimate cuckoldry.
>>39577744
Roasties come on here for the same reason girls try to involve themselves in niche hobby groups.
They love being the center of attention. None of them actually give a fuck about this board, and they most certainly dont care about you. They care about being the only girl in a pool of males so they can get showered with attention.
Females cannot be robots because they inherently lack individuality and the ability to empathize with others.
Any female you see on this board is here for attention, and attention only. And they wont go away if you incel faggots keep giving it to them.
>>39577744
And you don't suspect for a second that she abandoned ship because of something YOU do.
Learn to examine yourselves, robots.
tfw too intelligent general
Approved IQ tests:
https://testyourself.psychtests.com/staticid/975
http://test.mensa.no/
Discord: 8GGpCzR
Anyone else feel like their intelligence is a curse? Everything becomes boring so quickly. I also feel like I take in TOO much information, it's overwheling at times. For example during social situations I analyze every possibility and I nervously drop spaghetti. Everytime. I'm only 130 IQ myself and I already feel cutoff from the rest of society.
Also, anyone else back at school yet? What are you new teachers like? Any new qt3.14s you have your eyes on?
What good is intelligence if you can't use it? No different from being actually dumb.
This was my result, btw. Unlikely anyone can match or beat it but feel free to try.
>>39577810
What, you want everyone to worship you and be in awe?
The fuck is up with normalfags having secrets you just have to figure out for yourself? A lot of their bullshit you can get them to admit in relaxed environments, but there's some shit they just adamantly lie about. Like how it's obvious that two people have to use a Ouija board at the same time because one of them is in on it pushing the thing around. I've never once gotten a normalfag to admit this. Or like how relationships are completely built upon sex. They're obviously all miserable, but then when I ask if the whole point of enduring it is just to get laid, they all tell me no. Yet they never give me a solid answer on what else they get out of being in a relationship. I feel like a little kid who has to figure out Santa Claus is fake all by himself because everyone around him constantly lies about him being real.
tact:
noun
1. a keen sense of what to say or do to avoid giving offense; skill in dealing with difficult or delicate situations.
tactful:
adjective
1. having or manifesting tact
>>39577841
Wouldn't that apply more to personal shit? I'm not trying to get them to admit they cheat on their gf or kill small animals for fun. In fact, they'll more readily admit to shit like that than these normalfag group secrets they all apparently know but never say.
normalfag:
noun
1. A word intended to be derogatory by special snowflakes who believe themselves to be superior to everyone else; what special snowflakes use to mean the 99.9% of masses they believe to have universal sheeple behavior.
I'm so obsessed with this topic!! Do you think he could be still alive and all of this shooting was a hoax or he was indeed the true Supreme Gentleman misunderstood by the world? There are even photos of a guy who is stating that he is the real Elliot and posted 2 pics on internet. What's your opinion?
>>39577660
>There are even photos of a guy who is stating that he is the real Elliot and posted 2 pics on internet
Source?
>>39577663
It was a deleted now fanpage dedicated to him.
>>39577674
That's not Elliot kek.