How do I get over the fact that I'm going to be alone for my entire life? It's depressing the hell out of me and medicines only do a little bit to help.
>>38000914
Just take a multi brah ;^)
>>38000967
What's a multi? I'm also retarded.
>>38000985
A multivitamin
Pubic hair or no pubic hair, robots?
>>38000693
>Pubic hair or no pubic hair, robots?
Narrow landing stripe.
this thread again.
nice
oriiognoi
>>38000716
this
But if you have a body like OP,
nothing is good to go
Women claim everyone is equal yet they only want to have sex with men they perceive as having good genetics. Unlike those girls I don't pretend everyone is equal.
>>38000643
pic related op enjoying some nice balls
Not just sex/ if you're not a chad they'll legit treat u like a leper in everyday interactions
>>38000643
that dude looks gay af tbqh.
>my sister gets a douche boyfriend that has either had no job or complains about how he hates his shitty job
>inevitably meet this guy over christmas, i already knew it spelt trouble for me, as he's a massive normie that plays in a band and is jealous of everything it seems
>learn that he's mad jelly about me being a comfy NEET whilst he had ragie wagied lost his job and has been looking for a new job now, so he's prolly been on the phone reporting me already...
>my sister's ex-husband before this had reported me to disabilities claiming there is nothing wrong with me whereby i had to go through the whole process of getting NEETBUX all over again.
>the other day my sister visited my mother's house whilst i was there for lunch (yes my mother still cooks me lunch everyday), she told us that her shitty boyfriend has applied to be a support worker (tard wrangler) and is in the process of selection for the job
>start sweating, immediately suspect her piece of shit boyfriend is purposefully trying to get this job so he can report me and use his 'professional opinion' on the matter to carry more weight, been feeling every day for over a week since then
>this faggot has caused me distress, i don't even know if it's true or what but in the future if this bastard gets the job and i get some neetbux claim letter denying me i am just going to go and kill the fucker with an axe.
>>38000588
>plays in a band
>bad thing
>>38000588
>this faggot has caused me distress, i don't even know if it's true or what but in the future if this bastard gets the job and i get some neetbux claim letter denying me i am just going to go and kill the fucker with an axe.
You have everything planned out perfectly as is.
What do you need us for?
>>38000610
smhtbh "plays in a band" is "modelling" for guys.
>robots are actually hyper-masculine we need to get in touch with our feminine side
>We are literally possessed by our anima
>Anima possess is literally the cause of all our problems with women and normies in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjRQbJPULx4
>get in touch with your feminine side
that's what got us our current cwc
>>38000583
Horse shit. /r9k/ is out of touch with its masculine side.
>>37999999
nigers black
>Literally a banking associate in London raking it in
>Have a fucking R8
>Live in this sweet as fuck apartment next to the Thames
>Try Tinder
>Quite a lot of matches
>Get some dates pretty easily
>All seem really uninterested
>That thing they all do where their messages slow down just before they outright reject
This just keeps happening. What the fuck am I doing wrong? This should be easy.
>>38000568
>raking it in
>lives in apartment
BOI
>>38000568
You are most likely ugly unfortunately
Can I see a pic of your view from your apartment?
>>38000596
What if he owns it? I would prefer to have a nice apartment in Manhattan than a big house in Westchester or Long Island if I made a lot of money working in New York. I'd rather own a condo in Santa Monica than a mansion in Arcadia if I live in LA (though LA is a unique case where you can live in a hyper urban area in a big house).
Is there any tattoo more cringeworthy than asian letters on a white person?
hoo boy you asked for it
>>38000560
Serious question - what kind of tattoo is a golden middle between classic and artsy?
>>38000752
No tattoo. Organo
>tfw you can't get superpowers in real life
Why even live?
That has never stopped frank castle.
Just aim smaller.
Once I burned down a drug dealer's house.
>tfw can't stop imagining yourself with superpowers
>tfw can't stop self inserting into every movie / anime you watch as a cool powerful character
make it stop
Help me brehs. How do I get rid of my autism??
>it hurts to breathe
>>38000533
Stop talking to disinterested roasties with purely normie interests.
Yeah. Your autism level is 100/10.
>h-hold hands
First off, never do the stutter typing shit unironically. And also. never say your intentions. You should of just ended it at "Let's go on that museum date soon!" and it woulda been not autistic. Best way to lower your autism levels is just go with what the other person says and don't say unnecessary shit or anything involving your feelings. Hopefully this is troll
>>38000533
I have ass burgers and I get enough pussy that I don't spend my days crying into a jizz sock.
Stop being an effeminite faggot. Man up and don't let your nerves get the better of you.
Sperging out is part of life. You just need to get out more and work on your confidence. Normal is overrated and nobody has it easy.
Move on to the next slut. It's a numbers game my friend :)
It's pathetic that men call women sluts for living the GOOD life.
If men had the option of having a harem of women who would do anything they say and GIVE them anything they want. They'd jump at the opportunity without hesitation.
It's not my fault men are the dumber part of our race. It's not my fault that every man dreams of me every night wishing he could even talk to me.
I am living the dream right now with 3 bf's, and one of them even jacks off while the other 2 fuck me.
You losers are just jealous I don't have to work and I have 3 people who love me while not even your own mom likes you.
try to be more subtle desu~
>>38000427
>I have down syndrome and can't decide which bait trope to use
>maybe it'll work if I use all of them
>>38000427
>look mom I'm trolling the 4chanz
Should I lie on my resume guys? I've never had a job and been trying to look for one and all of them want resumes,so I'm just thinking of making a resume that says that I volunteered in a animal shelter or something...have any of you guys ever done this? If so have you ever gotten caught?
>>38000419
Why don't you actually just go and volunteer at an animal shelter?
volunteering jobs dont help much from experience, better off lying about a real job
>>38000457
Because I don't have time for that..I need a job right now
>tfw fags call you degenerate and pervert for loving men like this
>>38000416
My legs look like that
>>38000511
So what? Would you let me touch them?
>>38000416
How is this degenerate? This is what a real man looks like.
I felt you guys might appreciate the story of my first suspension from school totally originalio and 100% true. I only ever shared it on TOTSE once over 10 years ago. Pic related.
Part 1: reformed tubular pork
be me in 2002, 13 y.o @ school eating packed lunch at break time
>my friend has dairylea munchables limited hotdog edition
>*drops sausage on floor*
>hey guys watch this, hehehehehe
>beavis_and_butthead.jpg
>dip tip of sausage in mayo, jam it in my zipper and zip I to place to look like benis
>lollerskates.ascii
>walk around playground starting conversations with people and seeing how long I could go before they noticed the benis
>as unpopular kid getting drunk off attention and kekkery
>keep going until little girl aged in primary 5 (about 8 sees me.) (My school was high and primary school)
>little girl tells teacher one of the older anons showed her his pee pee
>this spreads around school playground like wildfire
>meanwhile, joke is long forgotten, me and buddies talking about yu-gi-oh and DBZ.
>mob of about 40-50 students start chanting PEE-DO! PEE-DO!
>don't even realise they mean me until older student starts walking towards me like he is going to punch me
>I run, the mob gives chase
>I am bewildered and lock myself in a music practice room until a teacher comes and drags me up to the head masters office as I am human garbage.
>Gleefulviciousfacesofthemob.jpg
>lead past most of the school chanting pedo and laughing at me.
Part 2
>kept alone in empty classroom for an hour
>lead from room by secretary to a room where all three of our headmasters are sat huddled around a big white folder
>I desperately try to explain that it was a sausage
>karlpilkingtonBULLSHIT.jpg
>folder turns out to be the official police guide for "dealing with sexual assault in the workplace"
>accused of indecent exposure until enough witnesses confirm it was a sausage and the offending sausage was actually found where I said it would be
>suspended for 10 days for simulating a sexual assault and told if I had been only a few months older and aged 14 they would have been forced to involve the police
>the headmaster tells me I am extremely lucky to have not ended up on the sex offenders register and expelled.
>years later I find out they called my dad before my mum and he was in the pub with his friend and he really struggled to not piss himself laughing and keep an angry face when he picked me up.
>since I was one of only three Germans at my school you can imagine the sausage related torment I received for the rest of my high school years.
>>38000358
These are good OP. Keep em coming.
Just actually remembered I had to write the girl and her family a letter, I just remembered her name. Brb face book stalking her now.
>tfw starving
>only have moldy bread
what do i do? can i eat it?
>>38000235
Yeah
originoli
>>38000235
>tfw too much bread
>can't eat it all
>it's gonna mold
what gives ?
>>38000235
Is this the original version of OP's pic (without the ANCAP ofc)? And if so, anyone know the sauce?
can we have a bipolar thread?
How are you doing guys?
Do your meds/therapy help you?
Any weird things that happened lately?
Feel like I'm addicted to my meds, side effects start soon if I don't take them at the right time. All in all it's quite good, just am a bit bored and tired at the moment.
>>38000218
They thought I had schizoaffective disorder at first, but it was actually just psychosis during my manic episodes. I'm on 2 300 mg doses of clozapine a day but they want me to get up to 2 400 mg doses a day. I don't think it helps, and I hate the side affects but my psychiatrist insists that I take it.
>>38000450
I feel you. I get 750mg valproate and as side effect I got tired and have tremor. I twitch like an old man with parkinson's when I take a nap.
>>38001247
I took a lot of different anti psychotics but I never had to take valproate. I get tremors too. I also get dizzy, sedated, and blurry vision, and I drool a ton on clozapine. The drowsiness kinda gets better the more you're on this shit. I also have to go in for blood work once a week. I almost prefer psychosis to clozapine.