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>been suffering from heartbreak for a few weeks now
>life fucking sucks and miss her tremendously
>an old friend suggested we hang out
>offers we try heroin to help me cope

...could it be worth trying, just the once? I mean, really knowing the dangers, a one-time usage can be worth it?

Anyone here tried it before, btw? It could help with our loneliness, so... why wouldn't we?
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>>36676955
Do whatever makes you more happy in life ;)

I hope you get addicted and ruin your pathetic life, you retarded normalfaggot.
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>>36676955
Never done it, but my aunt did when her husband died.
Do not fucking do it. I had to watch a woman who would bake the best fucking cookies on the planet lose everything to it. She barely even smiles when we visit her. One of her legs is paralyzed. Also AIDS.
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>>36676955
do not do drugs anon, ever

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i try to make it short

>landlord kicks me out of my neet cave after 8 years
>have to give him keys tomorrow
>havent done anything since he told me(3 moths ago)
>no new apartment
>current apartment is a complete mess, i swear you cant imagine, havent cleaned up in like 4 years
>whole floor is full of trash and old food
>have been pissing in bottles and shitting in grocery bags the past 2 months because toilet couldnt flush anymore
>no drivers license
>no car

what the fuck am i supposed to do
just leave him with all that shit?
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You must secure yourself in your neet cave to prepare for the final battle. You must master the arts of peepeepoopoo and fend off those who would drive you from your rightful home.
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>>36676900
POST THE PICTURES NOW
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>>36676900
You got parents you can fall back on? Pack up your essentials (computer and any memorabilia of your waifu you own), go back and live with your parents, and leave the rest for your landlord.

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>"Oh anon, this was such a good idea for a first date, I LOVE nature and hiking!"
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Ok you are welcome
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>>36676840
This is not hiking but ok slut gonna need you to suck me off in the moonlight.
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>>36676904
It's fucking noon, why wait that long?

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Listen up you NEETs: this is a wake up call.

You're wasting the best years of your life - your prime working years - and it's a fucking disgrace. No education? No prospects? Fuck that! There is plenty of work out there for those who aren't afraid of getting their hands a little dirty. I think you'll find that there is no greater joy on this earth than relaxing after a long, hard day of honest work.

Don't delay; take the S.W.E.A.T. Pledge today.
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>>36676817
>I live in America
Shit, I failed at step 1, sorry Anon.
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>>36676817
>work for 6 months
>take a month leave
>go to japan
>live it up with my japanese NEET friends
>come back home
>work another 6 months
>get new job
>use same excuse from old job to take a month break
>go back to japan
>spend 3 months riding around on a bike praying at shrines all around and living off the land
>decide to live under the law in japan
>work at a 7-11 for a while living in a tent in a forest with everything i need
>eventually earn japanese citzenship
>can now be a NEET in japan or america and would be living VERY comfy in either

fuck your pledge buddy
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>>36676817
>I think you'll find that there is no greater joy on this earth than relaxing after a long, hard day of honest work.
This was not my experience at all when I was wagecucking. My experience was that I dreaded having to go back the next day for a few hours until I managed to sleep. I was depressed, anxious, and pretty much constantly sick to my stomach. There is not a single ounce of reward in work. It brings you no positive feelings. It is just something you're forced to do in order to get money.

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>cute girl starts hitting on me at the bus stop
>she's black
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So what? If she's cute then go for it.
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If she is cute than literally what is your problem
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>cute
>black

?

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>/r9k/ hates chad and tyrone for their aggressive and bullying behavior
>chad and tyrone undeniably have higher test
>/r9k/ hates feminists who push the concepts of "toxic masculinity" and "testosterone poisoning"
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It's pretty fucking obvious that testosterone is bad

That's why I take t blockers

Anyone with a brain can see that it makes people more violent and ruins societies
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Testosterone is vital for every man

I was a pussy before taking steps to correct my hormonal imbalances.
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>>36676878
unfortunately, what is good for you is not good for the police or GDP

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>tfw attracted to girls who dress like boys

Does this make me gay? For some reason I really love girls who wear like just a hoody + baggy jeans or a track suit and don't really like it when they wear girly stuff and carry a handbag and shit
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>>36676740
Depends on whether you like stroking her dick while you fuck her ass, OP.
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>>36676740
I don't think preferring clothing like that makes you gay in the slightest.
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>>36677183
Yeah but it's not just the clothing, girls who dress like this usually have a confident idgaf attitude that I'm attracted to

But that seems like a male thing doesn't it?

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OK, that LC advertising got to me

What's for dinner robots 04/30
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reminder not to eat pizza since it will make you fat via excessive food reward
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Think of all that cheese gluing up your bowels.
Good luck.
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>>36676707

It's sunday, so we had pasta. Wop tradition.

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i got blocked today
and I cant kill myself either
im too afraid of feeling pain and sticking it out until I die. I dont think ill be able to live this down
posting here makes me feel better because I know there are some people who understand. i know i dont really matter and im worthless.
just need a gun to end it without much agony
Aya only seems to care about his reputation
im not really a person to any of them
So
does that mean I dont deserve to be one
i think they are right, im worthless.
my life was never great. but today I cant stop thinking about. Everyone hates me
i dont know what to do. im afraid living the next day. getting attention is what they think I only want.
i know some anons read this and understand
you arent so alone
but i am
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bump for op


originali ravioli
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>>36676682
Your post has more content than usual today.
I'm glad to see that.
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>>36676682
Do not kill yourself. If you kill yourself you will be sent to hell and you will be forced to suck the Devil's cock. don't be homosexual for aya, don't sin, don't post homosexual satanic "anime" photo and you will find a place in heaven.

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Do you like maids?
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Only if they're sucking my cock
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>>36676626
I don't care what anybody else says Tooru was the best and most perfect girl.
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I wish I was a maid

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My 16 year old brother is on (((anti-depressants))) now. I am beyond disappointed in this incredibly faggy behavior. Should I flush them down the toilet? What can I do as his older brother?
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>>36676596
give him a big, original hug.
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>>36676596
do people just put brackets around anything now
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>>36676596
While antidepresants are shit , you shouldnt make a decision for him.

Also depending on how long he has been taking that shit , if he stop to take them out of nowhere that could be even worse.

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Penis rate thread. We guess other anons dick length and girth and rate their dicks.
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7/10 pretty aesthetic dick desu
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>>36676481
The problem isn't your dick.

The problem is your hairy ass legs.

How much of a Balkan peasant or a Persian or a Arab are you?

Get out of America if you're here.
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>uncut
no girl will ever touch that lmao

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Have you ever fallen in love with a fictional character before?
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>>36676365
Ciri is just a roastie whore. She repeatedly had sex with the Elven king when she teleported to their world. Used goods. Trash.

The only decent waifus are 2d.
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Leslie Burke (only Annasophia Robb version).

Sincerely wish I had a girl like that in school.
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o jees, prepar 4 the waifus...

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Who /gotochurchwiththeirparents/ here
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>>36676346
ayyyy

>tfw too scared to go to the youth service/small groups ever since middle school as I was completely outcasted
>since then been going to main service with my parents

I'm almost 21 now and nothing's changed. :(
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>>36676346
I'm about to go to church with my mom, OP. Catholic here.
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>>36677784
Same.

>tfw you don't join the youth group to try and find a qt wife because it's dominated by Chads

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Press F to to pay respects.

They close down tonight.
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who?

origoranalialn
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F

Had a good round of trolling on that app.
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and nothing of value was lost
orignalo

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