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>>36785571
great, more guerilla marketing

>>36785571
What the fuck is it anon don't just sit there

>>36785571
What are we looking at here and why is your IP israeli?

dude it doesn't matter what advice we give you your mental problems will ruin it for you regardless sooner or later
my advice would be to sort all that out before you involve another human in your life

>>36785570
Give up. She's gonna be disappointed when she realizes you're not a beer

>>36785618
I've been out of the mental institution for a year, haven't wanted to kill myself in 8 months, and have been succeeding at work. I think I'm in the position to get a gf.

>>36785539
That she's disgusted by what aging has done to your youthful charm.

>>36785539
It means they are so far distanced from your opinion of them that they'll tell you anything they want, even things that in the past may have been embarrassing to admit. They basically don't care about you at all anymore.

>- Johnny Cash

It's a NIN song he covered, not Johnny's song.

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>>36785531
Misogynistic outlook on life

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>>36785531
>Sebaceous filaments

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>bald spot in beard

looking for fembot gf please halp
no traps pls
rreee

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I agree that that overly polarized political views are the problem, but even if we identify it, what can we actually do about it? The Overton window is finally shifting back to the middle, but it's far too late to do anything about it until the current generation dies off or is physically removed.

We're going to be a nation of monkeys flinging shit at one another across a divide no one actually wants to cross for fear of having a real conversation.

">>36785526
"m-masks !! Am I having sex ?! It's impossible!! Yaaaaaaaahhhaa !!

>>36785360
>tfw had shit posture from sitting at computer for literally 8 years straight for 12+ hours a day
>finally fix body posture for the most part after 2-3 years of work
>neck still cranes out like a fucking autist, if I bring it back all the chin fat compresses and I get a triple chin (not even fucking fat in the slightest)

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Our generation has shit posture from internet/cell phone foreword head tilting and it can really fuck your spine up when you get older you dontchange it

>>36785408

apparently its REALLY hard too change if the damage is already done.

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>>36785349
>>goto buy weed at weed shop

please just kys you fucking normie

>>36785359
>ASD
>normie
k

>>36785349
>not just getting delivery service

Stop getting so bent out of shape over 3DPD.

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>>36785345

I've been through counciling over this and still can't get out of it. I feel fucking trapped and nothing's working.

quit bein a lil bitch

Everytime barneyfag attacks a thread and it starts sinking to page 10, I bump it, just so he has more work to do. He'll sit there and spam until the thread is about dead, and then I'll bump it again

I don't even care about MLP.

>wait until thread is about to be pruned
>make a sage post with my final argument
>automatically win every thread

>>36786186
>do that
>the other guy has been sitting there and replies without sage and bumps the thread back into everyone's view reigniting the argument

>>36785233
database admin
>works from home
>on the computer all day
>survives on hot pockets and energy drinks
>no human contact ever

Assassin

>edgelord
>generally dont have personal relationships
>solitude
>disregard for law

>>36785233
Thats a brad occupation faggot

More like
>storeclerk in a corner store(not pajeet)
>creepy IT guy
>janitor

>>36785211
How thick is your dick?

>>36785245
average I guess, never measured it

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At least you're not 5'2, anon. I don't even want to know how big is my dick. Thing is, there is nothing after death, so we have no choice but to move on, liking it or not.

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>>36785134
Tfw no bf who will bully me or treat me like trash and tell me im nothing but his cum dumpster

>>36785490
>tfw no guy who knows how to do this sexually and not everywhere else

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>>36785521
When i read what i want. It makes me seem so pathetic i should just die.

I love to travel alone because I can fuck escorts at night. Shits legal in Europe and Asia. Go sightseeing during the day, and fuck incredible bitches at night.

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>>36785910
>hookers want to fuck them
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36785989

It's the job

sounds nice, my sister wouldn't spit on me if i was on fire.

>>36785243
id take a shit on you if you were on fire

>>36785250
Thanks man at least someone cares

>unable to ever apply myself

I literally cannot ever have a good job with this shit. I am literally just a lazy asshole and blame myself which is the right thing to do. But it doesn't change that I want to die.

I'm a terrible buzzkill...I can see it with the people all around me, they don't like it when I'm around :/

I'm hideously ugly in every way
>big crooked nose
>weak jaw/chin
>receding hairline
>dumbo ears
>severe rosacea
>gynecomastia
>small pensi
Not to mention, I am a compulsive/binge eater because of being so depressed, so I am becoming fat now too. All of these make me extremely depressed