I need to know. Go with your gut. I think hot dogs are perfect NEET-feed, but sandwiches are not. So, what do you think? Not in technicalities, in opinions.
www.strawpoll(removethispart).me/12821214
In case you're retarded, here's a link to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council's webpage: http://www.hot-dog.org/
>>36531921
Who in their right mind buys a hat for their hotdog? You'd have to take it off to eat the damn thing anyway.
Technically they count as 3D pizza, but pizza is also a sandwich so yes
Do you think anybody in recorded history has ever been killed via bare foot trampling by a woman?
>>36531829
>the second toe is longer than the big toe
its a werewolf
>>36531829
i want to be the first
>>36532082
The closest thing I ever read was an article about a home invasion in Japan gone sour. Apparently the woman was able to get the man on the ground and she registered a series of quick bare foot kicks with her heel to the man's temple. It didn't kill him but it gave him permanent brain damage. He was left in a wheel chair unable to speak for the rest of his life. The girl had several years of experience with martial arts and she was an anatomy student which apparently gave her the know-how of where to hit. I saw a video about it on LiveLeak a few years ago. She got her 15 minutes of fame and it was kind of sad to see that she was celebrated for it and the guy who was permanently almost a vegetable wasn't really mentioned.
Does anyone on /r9k/ go by their middle name? Even though I hate my first name the thought of going by something else makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>36531749
I usually use my first name with people I know and my middle name with strangers or as an online handle.
I go by my middle name. I have since birth, though.
>>36531749
My dad goes by his middle name on about half of his official shit, and his first name on the other half. Still don't know why
>spend 3 months getting /fit/
>"accidentally" goto my job during my off-day with a tight shirt...oneitis doesn't notice
>>36531717
Seek holp dot png.
>>36531717
>3 months
There's the problemo
Is three months enough to go from fat to /fit/? I thought it was a year minimum.
>there are people on this board that got good grades in highschool
>there are people on this board that did their homework in highschool
>there are people on this board that studied for tests in highschool
>there are people on this board that got scholarships to uni
>there are people on this board who did well in uni
>there are people on this board making six figures
>tfw you can't relate to anybody here because you're a brainlet and everyone else is a successful brainchad
>>36531638
>>there are people on this board that got good grades in highschool
How the F do you do bad in F'ing high school?
yeah its painful to see these so called robots who are at least smart enough to be successful if nothing else. at least they have something to compensate for their shortcomings unlike my retarded self.
>>36531666
Because I'm a dumbass. Don't you know what a dumbass is?
I'm 22.
When I was 13 and a half I met an older man in his 30s on an age gap thread and I was his sub and skyped with him nightly, showed him whatever he wanted, and I honestly thought I loved him. This lasted about 6 months, I was in contact with him for a few years off and on. The night I graduated high school I called him and asked him why he thought what he did was okay. I was crying and I don't remember most of that conversation desu, but he stopped responding to my texts and calls after that.
I don't think about it often, but when I do I wonder if it's why I'm so insecure, or if I would have turned out fucked anyway.
For the first year I knew him I lied about my age, I think I told him I was 16.
Ask me anything, or don't, I just needed to vent.
>>36531629
Well it could have gone a hell of a lot worse, kids that get caught in that type of shit end up raped or chopped to pieces and dumped in a river, thank God you only met a pervert that was happy with pictures and video
>>36531695
Yeah that's fair. He lived across the country (or said he did) but I was very specific about what school I went to etc so I guess if he was a psycho instead of a perv I was done for.
He was pretty controlling, I remember one time I made a mistake or was being "bad" and he made me write two or three pages of apologies.
>>36531629
Are you a female poster?
>on my nightwalk
>cops pull up towards me
>tells me "this is an unusual time to be out"
>>36531543
And? Is there more to this?
>>36531543
Ask them if there's a curfew you don't know about.
Happened twice for me. Feels bad man. I thought they wouldn't bother me because I'm white.
>Be Mexican in CA
>Banging white girls is like shooting fish in a barrel. Easier than banging Asian girls and about the same easiness for Latina girls.
>Currently have a redhead fuck toy who lets me do whatever she wants.
I don't see why white guys have a problem getting laid. I'm pretty average. Especially since Asian girls throw their self at white guys here in CA.
Fake and gay
nice bait Jose
LOL beaner bait
>>36531476
>what ever she wants
so if she want her poo poo to be licked you obey?
fuck off arse licker.
>be me
>wife dies
>start taking long walks with my dog after dark
>sometimes miles
>every night
>stick to neighborhoods, avoid streets with bars or restaurants
>look at people's houses, names in the sidewalks, overgrown alleyways
>but I never actually had a wife
>don't have a dog
>just have nothing better to do
>one foot after another
>every single night
That's kinda weird, but interesting, anon. Hope you have a nice life.
>>36531425
>directed by M Night Shamahamanalamadingdong
This fascinates me anon. Do you walk the same route over and over? If not how long until you must repeat routes? Do you plan on driving to new locations and walking from there? Building up stamina and going farther? Let me know
>whites used to impregnate black slaves all the time
>families forced sons to lose virginity to black women
>now white kiddies cry online about white women getting BLACKED
you're getting your just desserts. you started miscegenation. not us. You deserve to die out.
God I hate niggers and nigger accessories
>>36531389
>whites are gonnna disappear
good, white is an obsolete race. Gota upgrade to half-asian/half-white before its too late
>>36531779
All this race baiting... reeeee
I don't date MIT niggers.
I don't date 4channers. Please look in the mirror. You're the anti-cool.
>I don't date MIT niggers
what did she mean by this?
>>36531818
The MIT niggers are working with the CIA. They have a herd of nigger cattle OOOOOO THEY HAVE A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE
>>36531818
She doesn't date middle class black kevin. She only dates thug niggers.
I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
How low of a point does one have to be in life to LARP as chad on this board? Does attempting to get a rise out of us somehow alleviate their own pain?
>>36531436
Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fuckin' her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fuckin' her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
Nice copy pasta now if you'll excuse I'll go cry
*blocks your path* So, are you just going to drown your sorrows in booze?
>>36531349
what the fuck is that pepe based on?
>>36531349
Maybe, if the only reason for such is that the manager likes how she looks in a skirt.
You remember right? Ten months ago...
>>36531349
It's what I've been doing for the past 4 years solid
But I saw this. What is this? I don't get it. Looks like giberish.
>>36531308
Best before october this year, the stuff on top looks like a serial code
You've found the code anon
Now get out of there
Lot number, factory code and expiration date probably
Does anyone else here like watching streetcams/insecam, periscope and google earth?
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
It's pretty neat watching normies, it's like watching fishes or a nature reserve with a bunch of animals.
I like watching footage from the International Space Station. Space man, wow.
>>36531269
>insecam
yes