File: 1487734345126.jpg (149KB, 803x688px) Image search:
[Google]
149KB, 803x688px
Whats the most degenerate thing you've done fellow robot?
I'll start
>be me 16
>Horny af alone in my room
>Shared it with my lil sis, but she never slept there
>See an old, giant doll she has
>''Well here we go''
>Make a hole where her ass should be
>fucked it
>Came inside it
>instantregret.jpg
>Washed it and never touched the thing again
mfw lost my virginity to a doll
My mom throwed the thing away a few months later... d-do you think she know what happened?!
34 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37044633
DON'T ARCHIVE ME FAGGOTS
DON'T YOU GUYS FUCKING DARE ARCHIVE ME WITHOU ONE GOOD GT
>>
>>37045078
Bump
Did you at least sew the hole after?
>>
>stolen at least $30,000 worth of items and money over the course of 6 years
File: leak01.png (108KB, 446x678px) Image search:
[Google]
108KB, 446x678px
just a small taste.
try to guess who i am
hint: i am not spoopy you cucks
24 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
I don't know who you are but I run a pretty prolific server where Eliza is a major meme, I'd appreciate a hint at how to find her at least. If not her ID
Slide into my dms
corvox#7672
>>
Probably Eliza, you just can't get enough of the attention.
>>
>>37044689
will do soon
File: 20170515_161421-3628x2721.jpg (1MB, 3628x2721px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 3628x2721px
What to do with this struggling baby bird I found outside?
It apparently doesn't eat granola so this is going to be harder than I thought.
Already asked /an/, it'll die before anyone responds there.
52 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
Kill it op.
Just end it's life
>>
>>37044169
Animal shelter or veterinarian.
>>
an would tell you to put it back
File: 81afdcc4abf2201c4d750fe3ee8a2dbd.jpg (26KB, 500x429px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 500x429px
i want someone to hurt me
hit me, cut me, choke me
shove me against the wall and bash my face against it
i know no one could love me so i want to be hated intimately
just anything
22 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37044067
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Original origami
>>
>>37044165
i;m just abysmal in every way imaginable
>>
fucking hate me just talk to me
>tfw 23 and can't tie my shoes
33 Posts / 12 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37044048
hehehe, bonehead!
>>
>>37044048
Watch the episode of spongebob where they teach it through catchy song.
>>
File: 1482196695465.png (281KB, 715x560px) Image search:
[Google]
281KB, 715x560px
>>37044048
If you can't tie your shoes by 10 you're probably retarded
Is nofap something neckbeard redditors invented hoping it would get them laid?
tried nofap for 4 weeks and didn't notice any change, pretty sure it's just placebo or complete bs
21 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37043996
MYTH: [BUSTED]
how is that not originale
>>
>>37043996
>Is nofap something neckbeard redditors invented hoping it would get them laid?
Yes, but also these people are so addicted to fapping and looking up/collecting porn that the sudden vacuum of free time forces them to
Orient themselves
and
Sort themselves out
>>
File: nofaphoax.png (501KB, 1485x3275px) Image search:
[Google]
501KB, 1485x3275px
>>37043996
It's bullshit. The only benefit is exercising self-discipline, which you can do any number of other ways. There are people who are actual sex addicts, but obviously they need treatment for their addiction not just "hey stop fapping."
tl;dr It's pushed by two sex researchers who are pariahs in the academic community that have irrational anti-masturbatory beliefs.
File: bdTLPkS.jpg (281KB, 609x700px) Image search:
[Google]
281KB, 609x700px
I'm gonna be homeless in a week what the FUCK do I do
>can't afford apartments in town
>CAN afford apartments in nearby city, but no car
>wont have a way to get to job if I move to city
23 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37043977
You rent a room, obviously.
>>
>>37043977
just ask your girlfriend to borrow her car haha
>>
Just buy a shitbox car
File: franquicias-en-mexico-Starbucks-Coffe.jpg (62KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
62KB, 640x360px
Does expensive coffee from coffee shops really taste better than cheap coffee you can buy at a grocery store and brew at home?
I hate coffee. I think it tastes like liquefied ass (and not GOOD ass). People tell me that it's "an acquired taste" (why would I subject myself to gagging for months, if not years, just to enjoy how disgusting it tastes?), and they also tell me that I "just haven't had good coffee".
It's my understanding that people fill this shit at coffee shops full of cream, sugars, artificial sweeteners, and other flavoring to the point that it doesn't even taste like coffee anymore. So how exactly do they know it "tastes better" than cheap Folgers or Community Coffee, or even McDonald's coffee? Is it the branding that makes them enjoy it more? Is it the presentation, like how people tend to enjoy food more when it's prepared neatly on expensive looking dishes?
Would people notice the difference in taste if Starbucks one day switched their coffee to store bought Folgers?
Coffee drinkers please help me out here.
30 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
Yes. The best in-between option is buying gourmet coffee beans and grinding them with a blender and serving coffee yourself.
>>
>>37043969
>starbucks
>coffee
hahahahaha
>>
>>37043969
> can't make a simple desicion in life without asking it on 4chan
FFS just drink it to find it out you retard.
File: 1493995280706.png (736KB, 1000x965px) Image search:
[Google]
736KB, 1000x965px
>be girl streamer
>can't get any viewers
i don't wanna have to show my tits
105 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
how does it feel to be a man?
>>
Streaming is dying I think. The hype train has settled in.
You gotta steal another girls subs
>>
>>37043834
I'll give you $100 to show me your gross tits.
File: wojkalel.gif (8KB, 645x773px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 645x773px
I still play with beyblades.
31 Posts / 9 Images
View this topic
>>
I still touch my dick whats your point
>>
>>37043765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N74cnBa_Bmc
trust me mate, beyblade was the shit, when tyson and kai have to battle after they become freinds, holy shit this program was great that theme tune gets my dick hard soooooooo bad, which i still had my old beyblades i had phoinex and dragoons, i did have the green turtle one but i forgot its name
>>
might be my autism but beyblades were so fucking cool
i had one with a spring on the bottom
File: BCHByUn.jpg (91KB, 728x680px) Image search:
[Google]
91KB, 728x680px
Is anyone eIse aroused by both feet and hands?
Also, is anyone eIse aroused bytheir own feet and hands?
54 Posts / 38 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 3437ba3e0b8ea09e37c79c608dd31f84b674c1e5.jpg (427KB, 950x1237px) Image search:
[Google]
427KB, 950x1237px
>tfw also recently started loving smell and socks
It's fantastic.
>>
>>37043737
I am aroused by feet and hands if the skin is smooth and hairless, and the nails are painted (but the paint isn't chipped).
I love the contrast, so pale girls with dark nail polish or dark girs with light nail polish are GOAT
>>
File: celebrating_fedra_8_by_footografo-d6oivyn.jpg (158KB, 1095x730px) Image search:
[Google]
158KB, 1095x730px
>>37043828
Chipped paint literally makes me gag.
Anonymous
The build up to St Rodgers Day 2017-05-15 08:09:43 Post No.37043617
[Report] Image search: [Google]
The build up to St Rodgers Day 2017-05-15 08:09:43 Post No.37043617
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: Elliot-Rodger.jpg (298KB, 2197x1463px) Image search:
[Google]
298KB, 2197x1463px
The build up to St Rodgers Day
Anonymous
2017-05-15 08:09:43
Post No. 37043617
[Report]
[View this topic]
In the build up to St Rodgers Day. I would like to remind you all what really sparked the retribution and took our Gentleman away from us. Showing that he was, in fact, a victim.
Here's an excerpt from his "Manifesto":
I became known as the "weird kid" at Pinecrest, and people started to make fun of me, but I didn't care. I had my online games to distract me from the harsh realities of life that I was too scared to face.
The only time I did care was when a group of popular Seventh Grade girls started teasing me, which hurt a lot. One of these girls was a pretty blonde. She must have thought I was an ultimate loser. I hated her SO much, and I will never forget her. I started to hate all girls because of this. I saw them as mean, cruel, and heartless creatures that take pleasure from
my suffering.
Apologies for any irregularities in the text this came from the pdf which had been poorly converted into text.
Rodger Bless
32 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1483215192963.jpg (155KB, 1000x665px) Image search:
[Google]
155KB, 1000x665px
>>37043617
another victim of bulliing, but this will of course be over looked as although he was handsome as the lord himself, he wasnt a chad and thus only seen as a phycho murder, when in reality he was a victim of the society
god bless you elliot, the world was not ready for your grace, maybe in the future we will have earned your blessing, for for now we must stumble untill we can learn to walk, in your footsteps
St rodgers day 23rd of may! never forget
>>
I do feel for a killer. I can empathize, and I guess society will judge that.
>>
>>37043617
Reading his manifesto made me sad, blissful and happy childhood evolved into such a grim ending. There's nothing better than childhood and the ignorance that comes with it.
File: 1487002949799.jpg (167KB, 720x960px) Image search:
[Google]
167KB, 720x960px
>Stacy likes your oneitis and you can't stop crying and you can feel your new and only friend getting tired of you and your parents yell at you about how worthless you are and everything is just awful
Right when I was starting to like life. What do, anons? I don't think I've ever felt this sad about anything before and honestly death seems like the only way to go.
49 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
If you're young, there will be more oneitises, I promise.
The winning move is to prepare for that time when.
>>
>>37043551
He was too perfect though. I don't think I've ever felt like this about anyone before even the oneitis's I had before him. I just feel so...attached.
>>
Bumping this shit. Somebody please help me.
File: gay boi ideal bod.jpg (28KB, 383x539px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 383x539px
post your ideal bods
36 Posts / 17 Images
View this topic
>>
File: orb-physique.jpg (325KB, 3065x1581px) Image search:
[Google]
325KB, 3065x1581px
how do i into orb mode /fit/?
>>
>>37043450
All my hnnnng. Who is this qt?
>>
>>37043490
that's orb you fucking newfag
File: 1412328445362.jpg (49KB, 618x648px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 618x648px
why the fuck is it so hard to find strangers on the internet to meet and/or chat with the vague possibility of doing some sex stuff??
I put an ad on CL last night (not my first time doing so) with a straight dick pic, the best I have, and my phone number and all you get is 1000 robots scamming for your credit card info.
I did receive one text at 3am from a dude who wanted to suck my dick but I had to politely turn him down.
51 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
idk dude, somebody burnt the boats
I've done the same shit with a face pic and never got anything
>>
>>37043311
but how much of fucking loser am I for wading through an endless sea of scambots just for some type of interaction with another human being?
>>
>>37043274
I posted ads on cl but only ended up fucking a guy in like his 40s good bj and cumming felt great