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b-but that's what im doing anon

>>36863323
brits have the most disgusting, weird looking faces

>>36863323
Because it's incredibly unhealthy and you lose whatever muscle mass you have

Never worked for me. I've gotten 1 match ever and she didn't reply at all (from hundreds, maybe a thousand right swipes). I'm not particularly unattractive, 6'3", skinny, white, nice hair, 5/10 face, and I'm dressed well and/or playing instruments in all of my pictures.

I also live in a college town with ten thousand chads around, so my location may be fucking me but idk

i have a tinder and i have not met a single person on it

i occasionally match with people

maybe <10% of the time i will actually talk to that person. they always respond to me, which is weird because i thought girls on tinder generally ignore guys. it might be because i will only talk to someone if i have a genuinely witty/interesting thing to say to them and i'm not just shotgunning "hey cutie :)" to anyone and everyone

i have actually met up with 0 people on tinder and i am pretty sure i won't ever

the thought of meeting someone on tinder IRL gives me unbelievable anxiety.
plus, like, what would we even do?
go to a bar somewhere? i can't think of a worse place to have a conversation with someone than a bar

basically all i use this app for is a cheap ego boost that lets me see what girls think i'm not horrendously ugly. that's it. i get the sense that this is how a lot of girls use the app too.

>>36862057
>Go on tinder. Post a few pics
>Swipe right on girls I think are cute
>Get 26 matches
>Too nervous to message any of them
>Tinder keeps giving me notification I have messages and people like me
>don't click on tinder again
>too lame to delete app

I'M SICK OF THESE THREADS
STOP MAKING THESE

I can't, op. I haven't seen him in 5 months. When/if I see him again, i'll hug him and tell him it's from you

>>36833050
Dad's dead though. Hug me

>>36877690
It's a sign you must be NEET

>>36877690
Just try again nimrod

>>36877690
No, it's a sign that the power went out. Go apply. Get money. Get insurance. Get treatment. Then your life can get better.

>>36877498
Wow, what a cunt.

Did your father pass away?

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>>36877520
He died of shame, because he married a heartless bitch

rip
seal or originalchos

>>36877226
You dumb fucker you saved a thumbnail

>>36877240
Yeah i'm sorry I was in a hurry :(

>>36877266
>Yeah i'm sorry I was in a hurry :(
Delete thread and post it again with the actual image this time

>>36877209
you didn't even try dressing up like a bunny

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Get a pet rabbit, OP.

>in first year of college
>so many bunnies on campus
>sometimes chase them
>feel happy
>become known as "the retard bunny chaser"

>>36877073
who is this semen demon?

Also to answer your question, I'm pretty sure it's just in your head

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>>36877073
After I jerk off I just feel empty.

>>36877073
You have no reason to impress girls or the rest of society if you don't need to get laid. 100% of human social interaction is sexual to a degree. It's literally the only thing that brought our ancestors together into tribes.

>>36877063
what a shitty web browser fucking normalfag.

>>36877088
brush yo teef

>>36877114
and shutcho mouf

Dating niggers like the rest of her sisters. Her Mom's must be so proud.

>>36876992
I bet she gets mind blowing orgasms from the bbc.

That family of coal burners have burned enough coal to power Earth for the next decade

>>36876944
We should really get a foreskin restoration general going on this board regularly, I think this is a common problem among robots, and it could help a bit. I'd like to help but frankly I'm a novice myself, been wanting to get into manual restoration but I don't know if I'm doing it right and I can't find any videos of guys doing it when they have little to no foreskin.

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>>36876944
Cover it in ham.

>>36876944
Gas the jews to restore honor to your cock.

>>36876820
Water quenches your thirst better than any other drink out there, and you need to live. Only someone with a mental disability would have a problem with anyone drinking water

too much of an inescapable necessity of life to be truly enjoyable
5/10 experience

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bottled/vitality filtered or it turns you gay

I'm dying to meet this one girl, she's not from around here but wound up in these parts accidentally. Too cute/innocent/Stacie to be a fembot.

>>36876719
when did u meet her, anon?

Bbbbbumpin for interests

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me nd sum frunds

>>36876372
>>36876385
looking very stylish buddy

Just be safe dear

>tfw majoring in gender studies to post a feminism rekt thread

>>36876371
>>36877080
>Being this shitty at life

>>36876371
Are you actually? What do you intend to do after graduation, go to law school or MPP for gender law or something?

I mean especially now with gay marriage becoming legal and all the friction that's causing across America I could see there being plenty of legitimate career paths you could do with that degree