So I responded to an ad on CL from a black ts, he wants to suck my cock and maybe get fucked.
Do you guys think I should go through with it? These are the photos I'm working with
That nigga looks manly as hell lmao. Blacks make the worst traps,whites and asiansmake the best
Don't do it. HIV still exists.
>>38242623
He can host and the booty is fat so idk I'm kind of at a crossroads of whether or not I should go through with it, I don't want to get any diseases he's a full submissive bottom
If you had the opportunity to ruin someone's marriage by exposing the roastie wife as a cheater and with proof, would you?
Bear in mind this roastie whore has mental issues and could an hero
Yes. I would die happy with a smile on my face if I knew I instigated a roastie to an hero.
>>38242545
how is telling a man his wife is cheating on him ruining a marriage?
you would be doing the guy a favor.
>>38242545
If you were the guy, you'd want someone to tell you if your wife was a cheating whore.
YAA YAA YAA YAA YAAAA
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>HE ACTUALLY OWNED A DREAMCAST
>>38242476
I remember when this came out in 2000, I loved it
>lonely
>no IRL friends
>try to talk with """friends""" on steam/telegram/discord/whatever
>they barely respond or just ignore
I can't be THAT boring
>>38242381
Did you meet your online friends here? I've noticed that all of the people I've met from /r9k/ have been terrible conversationalists and it's a chore trying to engage them. Find some normie online friends with similar interests. If you like anime, if shouldn't be hard to find someone who is more lively during your chats.
>>38242381
My Skype is Trigger Happy Papi, I will keep talking to you until you don't respond or have to go.
>>38242431
Nope, but most of them aren't normies. I'm sure they talk more with other people.
Maybe i'm just really boring to talk to.
>>38242441
I don't use skype, sorry.
Any music bots on here? I have my first cello lesson on Monday and I'm quite nervous. What should I expect?
You're going to suck. But you'll suck just a tiny bit less the next day. And if you keep at it, eventually you'll be almost pretty okay. Once you're almost pretty okay it's time to decide how important it is to you. If you decide it's really important you can start getting serious and play for hours a day for a few years. That's how you get really good at playing an instrument. It's hard work and there aren't any shortcuts. But it's doable if you're willing to put in the work.
>>38242338
dunno op, but I expect you to sound like this
in 2 years top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9LrEXF3USs
persevere
>>38242338
I want to start a band. I want to play bass or guitar. I can't really play either but I have a decent ear for music. Regardless, I have this fantasy of becoming a rocker and then turning down pussy and feeling powerful. I should probably just kill myself
I just felt an unbelievable cringe thinking of something that happened in middle school.
>Secret Santa
>Have no idea how it works
>Get paired with a nigger
>Don't know what to get him
>Buy him a basket ball
>Be me in 2017
>Think back at his reaction
I'm surprised I'm still alive.
Thats pretty fucking funny desu...
>>38242308
What was his reaction. I've been on the opposite side of that sort of exchange.
>>38242308
What were you thinking you brute?
Daily Reminder that looks determine what you're life will be like
>>38242303
Wow, great insight there. That explains why I'm both ugly and poor. I thought I just had to try harder.
>>38242303
>Daily Reminder that looks determine what you're life will be like
I think that is debatable. He was good looking his whole life. It didn't stop him from being a criminal. It wasn't till some PR person decided to make him famous did anything happen in his life.
I'm actually good looking and have decent social skills but still spend my weekends alone and depressed
Post cringekino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB59Uds-TtY
>>38242250
There is being brave and then there's being a socially inept retard.
>>38242250
I'm fucking sweating, that's the worst shit I've ever seen. It's like a nightmare.
why didn't the teacher stop this
>the thumbnail before one clicks
Roasties are getting pissed that all the top ten men go for younger women.
>>38242091
So because my sperm might be going off due to my age I should be procreating with older women because...........?
>>38242091
Just think of them as a mix of entitled "nice guy", fedora neckbeard and /r/incels who actually get laid and you basically have the personality and views of the average woman. So how is this surprising?
>40
Still 15 years later than women.
>I was 11 when MW2 was released
>>38242054
I was 23. Where is your God now?
>>38242054
Wasn't that like two years ago?
>>38242054
>mfw I remember waiting in line to pick up my pre order copy of chess from GameStoppe
>mfw I lost my face in the battle of hastings
>I am a 20 year virgin robot who is tired of being a virgin
>So yesterday I schedule an escort for next saturday.
>so excited i probably masterbated like 5 times yesterday
>however now i am starting to wonder if i should go through with it
>help fellow robots,what should i do
>i dont want to lose my virginity to some random hooker
>but i dont wanna be a virgin either
>>38242029
I'm a 20 year old virgin as well and I'm just doing nofap in the meantime until I can somehow get laid. I'm about 8 days in and it's not hard to not fap, maybe I just have a low sex drive.
I'd say don't. Why give something away to someone you'll never see again
>>38242029
If you are having second thoughts, don't do it. You don't want to regret losing your virginity to some prostitute for the rest of your life. If you feel brave enough to hire an escort, why not try some dating websites? Try messaging as many girls as you can and you'll find someone who wants to sleep with you free of charge. She might even want to be your gf.
ITT: Useless advice normies give
>Just be patient anon, you'll meet somebody eventually
I'VE BEEN PATIENT ALL MY FUCKING LIFE I JUST WANT TO BE PROACTIVE
CHRIST
>>38242021
Then be proactive? It's not the normies' fault that you can't accomplish anything.
>>38242021
thats what they tell ugly people to feel good about themselves, no ones fucking coming
>>38242042
Pretty much this.
Although, if you have no sexual value there's no point in being proactive or patient. You simply won't attract people either way if you have no sexual value.
Pizza is coming to my hotel room. How do I avoid awkwardness when it arrives?
When you open the door ask how his day has been going so far , its gonna break the ice trust me.
>>38242019
accept pizza, pay, and say thanks why would you have to say anything else
>>38242048
I fucking hate how normies always try to chat up the service person by asking this question. It's obvious that they'd rather be at home but instead they have to make some bullshit line saying they're doing well and their day's been fine.
Any medical anons on here? Please help.
Basically I was eating lunch with my family today and then a sudden wave of dizziness and lightheadedness hit me, and I felt very faint, like I had to consciously make myself breathe. When we got home I forced myself to throw up because I thought there might've been something wrong with the meat or something. I also had a some liquidish poop while in there but I think that may have been unrelated. After that I laid down and I didnt start feeling better until 2 or 3 hours later. An hour or two after that I tried to eat some leftover pizza and then I felt dizzy again. I looked up on the internet and it said that eating can reduce blood sugar. I decided to test this by eating a popsicle and I was fine. I ate a bowl of ice cream after that too and I was fine other then the fact that something at the back of my throat felt sore.
I should also note I only got about 5 hours of sleep and I drank about 6-7 beers the night before.
Please somebody help.
>>38242000
ask a doctor, desu
>>38242000
sounds like you have autism, might wanna get checked out OP
>>38242013
>>38242039
I will. I'm just hoping I'm an idiot that's overreacting and some medic anon will tell me this is all in my head or something, because I'm really spooked. I'm not even in bad shape but I did GOMAD a month ago so I'm really hoping that didnt fuck my life up.
>take ADHD meds for 10 years since 7th grade
>notice my brain feels really foggy when I don't take them or when they wear off
>look it up and find out about amphetamine fog
>find out it can take up to a year of not taking meds to go back to normal
Why the fuck did my doctor not tell me about this?
>>38241962
Not only will you have to deal with brain fog, but you will have crippling depression when you stop taking them. I have never felt more manic or more suicidal than when I stopped taking adderall. It lasted for months.
>>38241988
Should I just keep taking it and make sure to not miss any days then? I mean it's been 10 years at this point
>>38242038
after that long its too late. you're addicted forever. your brain chemistry is permanently altered.