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>>37272784
>mother was farmer, doing school, and held a job
>father was farmer, doing school, and held a job
>im failing my classes and i dont have a job

No idea, probably better than I am

I'm a Lebanese sand nigger too! Mind adding me on snapchat? At: light0
I'm cute, I swear.

>>37272629
I can. My sack just smells bad afterwards.

You going to post evidence or am I just supposed to believe you

>Is it bad if i can?
Probably not. Your ball sack's skin changes properties to regulate heat because it has to be at the right temperature to produce sperm.

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>>37272590
>He thought Indians were beta

o shigger you doing

>>37272590
>poo in loo makes these threads in order to make himself feel better

>>37272609
what?

>>37272620
I wish I was joking

I was broken and cleaned up to heal in the darkness alone

My computer is my window into the life I can't ever have

What was the thought process behind that stock image

>>37272436

I realized that my growth was most likely stunted.
My father is a giant (looks like he could be a linebacker), my mother is not a small woman, but I ended up smaller and more feminine than my mother. My hips are wider than my rib cage, my shoulders are narrow, I basically have an hourglass figure. My wrists and hands are small and feminine. I can't grow much facial hair. It's like I never fully went through adolescence. Not sure what exactly caused it, maybe the meds I was taking, maybe undereating and sedentary lifestyle.

A SORCERESS.

>>37272360
Don't wish that for me lel, I'm not a sorceress tho.

A FUCKING SORCERESS.

>>37272333
I'll probably never have a daughter, but if I do she won't be biracial

>>37272333
>If you had a biracial daughter, how would you react if she brought a black man home with her?

It would depend on the guy
If he had a bunch of tattoos and wore a hoodie I wouldn't like him

If he looked like and spoke like obama I wouldn't have a problem

Same with everyone else. If she brings home some eminiem looking faggot I'm telling him to get out of my house

by masturbating furiously

I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn.

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I'd like 1 Stacy please

>>37272328
>I'd like 1 Stacy please
Silly frog. In the /r9k/ brothel you ARE the Stacy

>2017
>not respecting women
wyd???

>>37272416
>the year of our lord, two thousand seventeen
>being a promiscuous cock-socket

>>37272416
Women are all whores.
They will backstab you for money, or a superior male.
There are no good women left.
All are cheating, lying whores.

Fuck off cuccboi

Eh?

Poo poo
Pee pee

>>37272114

Once women stop berating us for having high standards and thinking every woman should look like a porn star or supermodel then they have the audacity to only date tall men with square jaws and six packs I'll probably be a little less immature.

my son is fifteen
we play vidya together

At least you can get those tardbux

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>>37272037
im not currently getting those

all i want is to do is have a family and to raise a son like me but better, you cant wage slave and get bux as far as i know

Plenty of people with brain damage go on to live successful lives. You're just looking for a reason to feel sorry for yourself.

>>37271866
Arturia is so cute

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why can't sabahh be real! WHY!!

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>>37272127
>>37272086
>ywn carry saber in your arms
I loved that scene in the forest where saber was too weak to walk so shirou had to carry her

because I lost the genetic lottery

Because I'm a gurl

>>37271817
Me ln the center

That's how life is.
Beta bucks swarm every girl and their momma.
Every girl and their momma fucks the top 20%.

>>37271733
> anon why don't you ever talk to women?
> anon why are you so akward?

b-because i want to

>>37271768
It's fucked up, man.
All these fuckin' robots and shit just going after these chicks who won't give them a minute of their day and showering them with gifts while bitching about "stacy" and "chad"

Do they not see the problem here?

>>37271730
your black ass

Im about to enrich your dinner

https://www.google.com/amp/www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/steak_fajitas/amp/

>>37271730
Looking at that set-up I'd go with beef and onion meatloaf with home fries. This guy is black so I'm assuming he has a stocked spice cabinet or summat.

Then I guess we split that arizona with some booze to give it mileage

Because their purpose isn't to be fapped to?

>>37271748
Then why do they keep showing their panties?

>>37271842
Maybe it's a Victoria secret ad placement type of deal.