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What is going on with this fucking board

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>>35370411
Aww. Having fun with your impossible stupid fetish fantasy op? You. Utter. Faggot.

i mean i have fantasies, but just ugh. at least they're not gay.

>>35370368
Tf...
Hell no.

At most. Use "Dating" Apps.

>>35370368
I would kidnap a qt and force her to be my gf

Something fags on this board can't begin to comprehend. .... actually talk a girl

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>>35370125
if you score higher than 60, you have no place here

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I got a 90 do I have to leave?

>>35370811
>ftw 101
I think I'd be full successful mode if I took care of my body and mind more. But I'm saving that for after I get a better job.

I forgot the obligatory "does anyone else read Homestuck or know this feel?" so someone can reassure me I'm not trash.

I read Homestuck while it was being released. It was really great, at least up until Act 6. It sucks that Hussie embraced the Tumblr and just gave up on being funny.

>>35370390

How'd he 'embrace the Tumblr'?

>>35369761
I'm pretty much done. I don't even really have a reason, my brain just refuses the feeling of happiness. My psychiatrist is a dick. My therapist is a whore. Group therapy is sharing sappy storied because feelings r 2 hard. I don't know what to do. Used to use ketamine at least three times a day just to not kill myself. Now out of money and out of ketamine. I'm fucked. I'm not attractive, smart or funny and all I do is lurk 4chan and watch shit YouTube let's plays because playing video games requires too much effort. The only person who I can talk to and who I enjoy being friends with lives on the other side of the planet and chances are we'll never meet because of my shit life decisions.

I feel like a lot of people simply don't understand why people would commit suicide because they don't understand that life for some is just an inherently negative experience. It's not that my life is (was) shit, it's just that even when things are going "good" I am not happy. I can hang out with friends and date girls and get good grades and make music but no matter what I do it just doesn't bring joy. It makes more sense for me to discontinue living than to continue suffering. Once I realized I couldn't make myself happy I just stopped trying.
>>35369973
I would say get a new psychiatrist/therapist. If you just can't find one that's worthwhile then give up like me I guess desu. How is ketamine? I started doing opiates when I realized I wasn't going to continue living and it was fun for a whole while I guess.

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>tfw ugly
>tfw stupid
>tfw no personality
>tfw no friends
>tfw scared of people
>tfw failed all my classes in community college

>tfw my mom still expects me to get a master's degree in cyber security

>>35369722
post benis

originaru

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>>35369955
Only for your dubs.
Pls no bully

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>>35369722
>tfw I'll never get a gf because my dick is tiny
>too afraid I'll get laughed at and cheated on
Am I here just to suffer?

Inb4 samefag accusations, I was just sent this thread on snapchat.
Guessing you were the ice cream man? I was in Isla Vista getting the full Elliot experience

>>35369819
fuck me raw, eggy

>>35369819
Please don't pull anything crazy egg we love you man.

>>35369628
She 'won' that one 'argument' when she did the appeal to emotion.

>How would you feel if someone exploited your daughter the way you exploit these girls

>>35369628
As it should be.

Loli is degenerate and if you masturbate to it you are a pedophile, end of discussion.

>>35369684
fuck off normie you will never be able to take our anime away

oh hey you're that guy who posted that other thread the other day.

feels bad man. maybe this will teach you winners don't use drugs

>>35369531
Damn dude.
Might as well go full felon and just keep all that shit anyways.

I remember your thread from the other day

So are you legitimately facing felony charges or just speculating?

>>35369218
Also I forgot the last part where everyone was in the next room and I walked over and spit on the pizza

>>35369218
So, what did we learn about black people today?

>>35369218
Sounds like OP got punked like a bitch

Also you forgot that niggers are low tier on the social ladder and naturally act brash and abrasive even when they don't intend to

Working a job, not leeching of the system. You NEETS will soon no longer be able to use my taxes after Trump puts you to work.

>>35369106
Waiting for my ex to finish her shift at the factory so i can meet her and get 4-10g of weed+cash in exchange of letting her keep the bed i paid for.

Had bottle of DIRT CHEAP wine that tasted like....i dont even know, i just drank the 2 liters of it trying to avoid any of the "taste".

Tired and drunk as fuck right now, so made myself some coffee in a microwave to not alert my sleeping mother and her boyfriend with the thing one normally uses to boil water in.


Now gonna smoke 3 cigs with the coffee and slowly go wait on a bench in front of the place my EX lives at now (literal meth junkie slut friend).


So uhm...yeah, thats whats up. Also i am late with my psychiatrist appointment by about 7 days, but i sure as hell wont go there today drunk and high as fuck, so thats that.

I MIGHT be getting disability bux this year, will apply in 3 months after a year went by (acting on advice of my psychiatrist, she said i SHOULD get that shit if i wait another year), also thinking about gettting myself locked up in psych ward (again) to "get points" in disability bullshit.

Dont wanna do it tho.

What about you Opie?

>>35369239
that sounds rough man, good luck with your ex. i'm just laying here in my bed thinking about my ex. shes actually a nice girl and i fucked it up, she might have given me the motivation i need to crawl out of this hole i dug, she pulled the rope up with her when she left.

psych ward sounds like hell, whats it like?

You got a pencil dick bro

pretty skinny but im sure some chick will like it

>>35369023
hahahaha not even a hooker is gonna accept that pencil dick

good luck hahaha

>>35368961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJ50tXqro4

My taste in music sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4kqIruQcvQ

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>>35368961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm1MSpVoZiE

Too bad you have a dick and not a pussy.

STEMMED

>>35368563
>Tfw wish I was good at one of the STEMs

Muum. Sus.

Mah boi, this

>>35368469
Pizza Hut in the garage?