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can we all agree that lesbians are the truest of robots

share feels etc

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SHES GOT A SMILE IT SEEMS TO ME
REMINDS ME OF CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
WHERE EVERYTHING
WAS AS FRESH AS THE BRIGHT BLUE SKY

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I can't get over how bizarre the human condition is.

It seems like we are only "happy" when we are busy being involved in something, so that we are fully engaged. But when we're not engaged, we suffer under the illusion that we can create our own happiness.

Is there any such thing as "happiness"? When I look at my life really carefully, there is no such thing. There are just times when I was engaged in something, and times when I wasn't.

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It pays off to do ballet! I recommend.

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Anyone else feel like Michael Jackson was doing pretty wel with his denigerization until he sang "the kid is not my son" ?

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What did they mean by this, originally at least?

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Greetings gentlemen,

That's how posts used to begin here in 2008. Was it pretentious? Not really. It was more of a joke and compared to /b/ at the time, well, we all looked like gentlemen. 4chan's growth had burst exponentially any possibility of discussion on /b/ was lost, drowned out by youth discovering memes for the first time. So, r9k was created.

It was kept secret for a few days. Back then, there was no front page. The only way you would know about /r9k/ was if someone told you and you bothered to type it in your browser. For those of us, jaded by the perpetual shower of memes and fatigued by all of the non-conversations of /b/, Robot 9000 offered something incredible. It was this brand new world, an essentially empty space. It was a mix of an image-board and a game. Things moved slow. The hurricane of bullshit that was /b/ lifted and we could all actually talk for the first time in forever. And it was all thanks to the robot, our merciless muting guardian.

This was once a place of excitement, an anti-depressant, an undefined wonder of the internet. A version of 4chan that thrived with a spirit of play, a sense of deep engagement, and the glory of exploring the unknown. When I look at this board today, I can't help but lament what it has become. It is not that I blame any of you. It is not your fault in any capacity. A culture developed here, you gravitated towards it, and that was that.

Over the next few weeks I want to share a bit, about what this place was-- and what I hope it can be. Because I truly believe that underneath all of these frogposts, past the frantic cries of REE, buried beneath layers and layers of indifference and cynicism, this place really could be better.

Before I do that, I want to ask a question-- do you believe that r9k can be better? Do you want it to be? Or are you happy with it as it is? Has this become a home to you? Tell me about the r9k you see now, tell me about the r9k you want, I would love to hear your thoughts.

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Why do women like guys with curly hair so much?

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have a boyfriend that's pretty much perfect for me

he asked me to marry me

the only problem is that he's my age and i want someone who's at least 10 years older than me

i also don't get along with his relatives

these are the dumbest reasons to ever break up with someone

but i think i'm going to

isn't this the dumbest thing i've ever done?

FUCK MY BRAIN

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>tfw I have literally never talked to a woman

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Slugs are seriously fucking disgusting.
That is all.

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I'm a gay man and I have no clue why any man would want to be with a woman.
>Women have no sex drives and aren't open to trying new/unorthodox things.
>gay men are always down for sex, no periods, no condoms, no "I have a headache"
>literally every fetish exists in gay community
>male virginity is valued.
>variety of gay men
>don't really like men. We have men that look and dress like women (but don't bitch 24/7)
>don't like women. We have 285, 6'7 hairy men
>never worry about having kids
>if you want a kid you get to pick which one
>the list goes on
So why are you still going after women robots?

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>haha anon, you'll need to lose some weight before you could even talk to one of us, fatass!

What is your response?

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4chan 2017

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I just graduated from college and now I'm putting together a to-do list for before I turn 30 (currently 22). What's missing / what's on your list?

>Start Grad School
>Visit all 50 States
>Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro
>Become fluent in Spanish
>Get SCUBA certified
>Return for Homecoming
>Run a Marathon
>Go Skiing
>Fly in a Military Jet
>Read

Pic unrelated, it was just the only image on my desktop that wasn't of me.