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Fucking kikes.
Most parents here have no idea what their doing when they allow their kid to be circumcised. They just assume "My parents did it to me, it must be good"

>>36524185
>Jew
I swear to fucking God I'm willing to ditch my religion because of that. Nobody deserves to have their genitals mutilated because some dumbass in a desert 3000+ years ago thought it was a good idea.

>>36524314

It's sad when some doctors believe circumcision to be beneficial. Circumcision shouldn't even be allowed. Doctors should be refusing to do it.

what is this? 2010 dude?

>>36524162
>what is this? 2010 dude?

you mad brah?

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>Man eats 20 spongebob stickers in back alley

Video of people losing control of their lives is my favorite. Not entirely unique with there being whole TV stations dedicated to it but Youtube opens doors to personal failing you could never see on TV. I love it.

https://youtu.be/9y8Akej4PrU

>>36524115

you have to stop being a faggot. look up the bureau of labor statistics on jobs and majors that have good employment outlooks and job prospects. major in those. fuck your dreams.

if you wanna do something like write a book, screenplay, or start a business, you have to do it on the side while you "put food on the table" so to speak. do what the economy is asking of you/demanding instead of majoring in the liberal arts.

as far as the social aspects, yes go to the gym, get in shape. you don't have to be some ripped faggot, but just dont eat garbage all day and sit around. count calories.

socially, do baby steps. don't just dive into complex social situations. say hi to people, ask the time, etc. work from there.

books that i've heard are good are "how to win friends and influence people." it honestly depends what your goals are anon. but focus on establishing yourself first and becoming financially independent because everything else will be moot in terms of effort without that base.

>>36524226
>becoming financially independent
It's the thing that would make me more happy! Feeling like I don't depend on my dad's humor to eat well or buy clothes (bastard sends me 400 dollars per month)

Thankfully I have no extreme social problems, I can get to talk too much and people ask me to stop sometimes. Stil no gf.

Ok, I would check if there are some PDFs in my language of that book.

Thanks anon!

>>36524101
And this, lurkers is how imageboard memes are stolen and land into faceberg or twatter.

The thing about these memes is that brevity is key. Too many people think as the brain expands, the text has to get longer and loftier and honestly it completely ruins the gag.

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I made this for /g/

I actually saw someone repost it once, which was the most accomplished I've felt in a long time

>>36524096
rem messaged me
rem hates you

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>>36524096
he became an hero

I'm too busy sucking his 10 inch cock, sorry

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>>36524069
Looks like we'll need to order more gas, Hanns.

>>36524169
That just made my monday.

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>>36524261
Have a lovely Monday, Anon.

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wonky your new video is out there too mate

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How can one person be so perfect?

Fuck

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>>36524228
if you find an answer
let me know

Damn onii-chan imagine how warm and soft her insides are. Sure hope you don't do anything to her sweet little body

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her friends are over too

Imagine her pussy and her butt :3
So nicee

>>36523992
when you're a millionaire chad with a cock so big that girls won't handle getting fucked. So you turn to your therapist and ask her to cure your premature ejaculation that's developed from a lack of alpha balls-deep breeding sex

What happened to global rule 3 here?

>>36523992
anytime you feel like it and have the money

>>36523957
Wtf are these things europoors call "higher taxes"?

>>36523957
Wtf are these things europoors call "rapefugees"?

>>36523971

This is the thing you put on successful normies to fund your comfy lifestyle.

>>36524080

Idk too, where I live there was no single incident of refugee raping someone...

Yeah anon we all feel really bad for you

"I wish I could suck anon's cock he's sooo cute too bad he's an autistic neet loser"
Yeah OK LMAOooo

>>36524002
Women are weird.

If they don't like your personality then they get turned off completely.

>>36524002
they don't say they wish they could suck your cock just because you're cute, they watch you and notice how you awkwardly fumble and stare at the ground and seem like you don't know what to do with your hands

then they know they don't want to suck your cock

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word57

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>>36523860
Imagine me breaking your nose, feels good right bby?

>>36523860
Imagine having sheets on your bed

>>36523855
I hug my pillow at night and pretend it's oneitis, going as far as to talk to the pillow. I'm that starved of affection.

I'm 25 years old.

>>36523855
I forgot those things existed. The erasers.

>>36524047
Please read the rules before posting.

>>36523842

Who is that woman? She's probably been banged by Chad hundreds of times, but she has a nice face.

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>>36523842
But i dont want to be alone forever, and i dont want to sit in my room and masturbate forever either.

Society expects me to find a gf, and i would very much like to do so. You cant change that man.

>>36523842
>click on the pic
>fuckyeah qt 10/10 face
>scroll a little bit down - perfect body
>time for the best part
>theres a fuckign bar blocking the feet

Bone-hurting juice?

Oregino

>>36523759
>pain
maybe not pain, but for feeling shitty eat a shit-ton of nutmeg

eat loads of fuckin' Ghost Peppers (or better still Carolina Reapers) my dude